🔗 🎇 Upsall Homers vs 💩 Shit Baseball Players @ Toilet Bowl Coliseum
🔗 🎇 Upsall Homers Jill Hamilton vs. 💩 Shit Baseball Players Emma van der Kooy
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Manager: Carlo Canales
1. RF Samuel Quiñones
2. 2B Roy Carroll
3. 1B Gene O'Shea
4. DH KW Misnomer
5. SS Neptune Hartmann
6. CF Hiccup Reese
7. C Orion Laville
8. LF Jessie de Almeida
9. 3B Azalea McLoughlin
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Manager: Lowe Wakefield
1. 1B Test Ragequit
2. 3B Michael Aquino
3. SS Bloop Wanamaker
4. LF Anastasia Elliott
5. 2B Brooks Avila
6. CF Cheng Weeks
7. C Purple Hess
8. RF Jack Mitchell
9. DH My Loveless
🔗 "PLAY BALL."
🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🎇 Upsall Homers batting. 💩 Emma van der Kooy pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Samuel Quiñones (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Samuel Quiñones hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Samuel Quiñones grounds out, 2B Brooks Avila to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 Now batting: Roy Carroll (1st PA of game)
🔗 Roy Carroll hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Roy Carroll singles on a ground ball to CF Cheng Weeks.
🔗 Now batting: Gene O'Shea (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Gene O'Shea hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Gene O'Shea singles on a ground ball to 2B Brooks Avila. Roy Carroll to second base.
🔗 Now batting: KW Misnomer (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 KW Misnomer hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 KW Misnomer grounds into a double play, 2B Brooks Avila to 3B Michael Aquino to 1B Test Ragequit. Roy Carroll out at third base. KW Misnomer out at first base.
🔗 End of the top of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🎇 Jill Hamilton pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Test Ragequit hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Test Ragequit singles on a ground ball to 3B Azalea McLoughlin.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Michael Aquino strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker singles on a ground ball to RF Samuel Quiñones. Test Ragequit to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (1st PA of game)
🔗 Anastasia Elliott hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Anastasia Elliott flies out to LF Jessie de Almeida.
🔗 Now batting: Brooks Avila (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. 📣 Everyone is chanting the team's name!
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Brooks Avila strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🎇 Upsall Homers batting. 💩 Emma van der Kooy pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Neptune Hartmann (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul tip. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Neptune Hartmann strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Hiccup Reese (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Hiccup Reese hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Hiccup Reese singles on a ground ball to CF Cheng Weeks.
🔗 Now batting: Orion Laville (1st PA of game)
🔗 Orion Laville hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Orion Laville grounds out, 3B Michael Aquino to 1B Test Ragequit. Hiccup Reese to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Jessie de Almeida (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Jessie de Almeida hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Jessie de Almeida grounds out to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🎇 Jill Hamilton pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Cheng Weeks hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Cheng Weeks singles on a ground ball to RF Samuel Quiñones.
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (1st PA of game)
🔗 Purple Hess hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Purple Hess lines out to 3B Azalea McLoughlin.
🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Jack Mitchell hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Jack Mitchell grounds out, 2B Roy Carroll to 1B Gene O'Shea. Cheng Weeks to second base.
🔗 Now batting: My Loveless (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2. 📣 The stadium is buzzing!
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 My Loveless strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🎇 Upsall Homers batting. 💩 Emma van der Kooy pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Azalea McLoughlin (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Ball 4. Azalea McLoughlin walks.
🔗 Now batting: Samuel Quiñones (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Samuel Quiñones hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Samuel Quiñones flies out to RF Jack Mitchell. Azalea McLoughlin to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Roy Carroll (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. 📣 The ballpark is in an uproar!
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Roy Carroll hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Roy Carroll doubles on a line drive to RF Jack Mitchell. Azalea McLoughlin scores!
🔗 Now batting: Gene O'Shea (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1. 📣 Fans roar in support!
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Gene O'Shea hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Gene O'Shea singles on a ground ball to SS Bloop Wanamaker. Roy Carroll to third base.
🔗 Now batting: KW Misnomer (0 for 1, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
🔗 KW Misnomer hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 KW Misnomer flies out on a sacrifice fly to RF Jack Mitchell. Roy Carroll scores! Gene O'Shea to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Neptune Hartmann (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1. 📣 A mighty cheer erupts!
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.
🔗 Neptune Hartmann hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Neptune Hartmann flies out to LF Anastasia Elliott.
🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🎇 Jill Hamilton pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Test Ragequit hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Test Ragequit grounds out, 3B Azalea McLoughlin to 1B Gene O'Shea.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Michael Aquino hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Michael Aquino grounds out, 3B Azalea McLoughlin to 1B Gene O'Shea.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker flies out to RF Samuel Quiñones.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🎇 Upsall Homers batting. 💩 Emma van der Kooy pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Hiccup Reese (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Hiccup Reese hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Hiccup Reese doubles on a line drive to RF Jack Mitchell.
🔗 Now batting: Orion Laville (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Orion Laville hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Orion Laville grounds out, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Test Ragequit. Hiccup Reese to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Jessie de Almeida (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. 📣 The crowd is ecstatic!
🔗 Jessie de Almeida hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Jessie de Almeida doubles on a fly ball to RF Jack Mitchell. Hiccup Reese scores!
🔗 Now batting: Azalea McLoughlin (1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Azalea McLoughlin hits a ground ball to second base. 📣 A mighty cheer erupts!
🔗 Azalea McLoughlin singles on a ground ball to CF Cheng Weeks. Jessie de Almeida scores!
🔗 Now batting: Samuel Quiñones (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Samuel Quiñones hits a popup to the shortstop.
🔗 Samuel Quiñones pops out to SS Bloop Wanamaker.
🔗 Now batting: Roy Carroll (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 2B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul tip. Roy Carroll strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🎇 Jill Hamilton pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Anastasia Elliott strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Brooks Avila (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Brooks Avila walks.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Cheng Weeks hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Cheng Weeks flies out to CF Hiccup Reese.
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (0 for 1, 1 LO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Purple Hess hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Purple Hess lines out to SS Neptune Hartmann.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🎇 Upsall Homers batting. 💩 Emma van der Kooy pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Gene O'Shea (2 for 2, 2 1B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Gene O'Shea walks.
🔗 Now batting: KW Misnomer (0 for 1, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 SF)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 KW Misnomer strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Neptune Hartmann (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Ball 4. Neptune Hartmann walks. Gene O'Shea to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Hiccup Reese (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 2B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Hiccup Reese walks. Gene O'Shea to third base. Neptune Hartmann to second base.
🔗 Manager Lowe Wakefield of the 💩 Shit Baseball Players is making a mound visit.
🔗 SP1 Emma van der Kooy is leaving the game. 💩 RP2 Cheezy Longoria takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Orion Laville (0 for 2, 2 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Orion Laville hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Orion Laville grounds into a double play, SS Bloop Wanamaker to C Purple Hess to 1B Test Ragequit. Gene O'Shea out at home. Orion Laville out at first base.
🔗 End of the top of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🎇 Jill Hamilton pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Jack Mitchell is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
🔗 Now batting: My Loveless (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.
🔗 My Loveless hits a popup to first base.
🔗 My Loveless pops out to 1B Gene O'Shea.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Test Ragequit hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Test Ragequit flies out to CF Hiccup Reese. Jack Mitchell to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Michael Aquino hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Michael Aquino flies out to CF Hiccup Reese.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🎇 Upsall Homers batting. 💩 Cheezy Longoria pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Jessie de Almeida (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 2B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Ball 4. Jessie de Almeida walks.
🔗 Now batting: Azalea McLoughlin (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Azalea McLoughlin hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Azalea McLoughlin singles on a ground ball to P Cheezy Longoria. Jessie de Almeida to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Samuel Quiñones (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 FO, 1 PO)
🔗 Samuel Quiñones hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Samuel Quiñones lines out to 2B Brooks Avila.
🔗 Now batting: Roy Carroll (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 2B, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Roy Carroll hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Roy Carroll grounds into a double play, 2B Brooks Avila to SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Test Ragequit. Azalea McLoughlin out at second base. Roy Carroll out at first base.
🔗 End of the top of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🎇 Jill Hamilton pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker grounds out, SS Neptune Hartmann to 1B Gene O'Shea.
🔗 Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Anastasia Elliott hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Anastasia Elliott grounds out to 1B Gene O'Shea.
🔗 Now batting: Brooks Avila (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Brooks Avila hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Brooks Avila lines out to 1B Gene O'Shea.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🎇 Upsall Homers batting. 💩 Cheezy Longoria pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Gene O'Shea (2 for 2, 2 1B, 1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Gene O'Shea hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Gene O'Shea grounds out, 3B Michael Aquino to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 Now batting: KW Misnomer (0 for 2, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 SF, 1 SO)
🔗 KW Misnomer hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 KW Misnomer triples on a fly ball to RF Jack Mitchell.
🔗 Now batting: Neptune Hartmann (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Neptune Hartmann hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Neptune Hartmann grounds out, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Test Ragequit. KW Misnomer scores!
🔗 Now batting: Hiccup Reese (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 2B, 1 BB)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Hiccup Reese hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Hiccup Reese lines out to 3B Michael Aquino.
🔗 End of the top of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🎇 Jill Hamilton pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Ball 4. Cheng Weeks walks.
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (0 for 2, 2 LO)
🔗 Purple Hess hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Purple Hess lines out to RF Samuel Quiñones.
🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 HBP)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Foul tip. 3-1. Cheng Weeks steals second base!
🔗 Strike, looking. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Jack Mitchell walks. 📣 The home faithful go berserk!
🔗 Manager Carlo Canales of the 🎇 Upsall Homers is making a mound visit.
🔗 SP1 Jill Hamilton is leaving the game. 🎇 RP2 Lais Callahan takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: My Loveless (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 My Loveless strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Test Ragequit hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Test Ragequit flies out to RF Samuel Quiñones.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🎇 Upsall Homers batting. 💩 Cheezy Longoria pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Orion Laville (0 for 3, 3 GO, 1 GIDP)
🔗 Orion Laville hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Orion Laville doubles on a line drive to LF Anastasia Elliott.
🔗 Now batting: Jessie de Almeida (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 2B, 1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Jessie de Almeida hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Jessie de Almeida singles on a ground ball to LF Anastasia Elliott. Orion Laville to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Azalea McLoughlin (2 for 2, 1 BB, 2 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-1.
🔗 Ball 4. Azalea McLoughlin walks. Jessie de Almeida to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Samuel Quiñones (0 for 4, 1 GO, 1 FO, 1 PO, 1 LO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Samuel Quiñones hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Samuel Quiñones reaches on a fielder's choice, fielded by 2B Brooks Avila. Orion Laville scores! Jessie de Almeida to third base. Azalea McLoughlin to second base. Throwing error by Brooks Avila.
🔗 Now batting: Roy Carroll (2 for 4, 1 1B, 1 2B, 1 SO, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
🔗 Roy Carroll hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Roy Carroll grounds into a double play, SS Bloop Wanamaker to C Purple Hess to 1B Test Ragequit. Jessie de Almeida out at home. Roy Carroll out at first base. Azalea McLoughlin to third base. Samuel Quiñones to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Gene O'Shea (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 BB, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Gene O'Shea strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🎇 Lais Callahan pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Michael Aquino strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker singles on a line drive to RF Samuel Quiñones.
🔗 Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Anastasia Elliott walks. Bloop Wanamaker to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Brooks Avila (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 LO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Brooks Avila hits a popup to the shortstop.
🔗 Brooks Avila singles on a popup to SS Neptune Hartmann. Bloop Wanamaker to third base. Anastasia Elliott to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 BB)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Cheng Weeks walks. Bloop Wanamaker scores! Anastasia Elliott to third base. Brooks Avila to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (0 for 3, 3 LO)
🔗 Purple Hess hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Purple Hess grounds into a force out, SS Neptune Hartmann to 3B Azalea McLoughlin. Brooks Avila out at third. Anastasia Elliott scores! Cheng Weeks to second base. Purple Hess to first base.
🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 HBP, 1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1. 📣 The hometown fans roar!
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Foul tip. Jack Mitchell strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🎇 Upsall Homers batting. 💩 Cheezy Longoria pitching.
🔗 Now batting: KW Misnomer (1 for 3, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 SF, 1 SO, 1 3B)
🔗 KW Misnomer hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 KW Misnomer reaches on a throwing error by 3B Michael Aquino.
🔗 Now batting: Neptune Hartmann (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 BB, 1 GO)
🔗 Neptune Hartmann hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Neptune Hartmann singles on a ground ball to LF Anastasia Elliott. KW Misnomer to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Hiccup Reese (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 2B, 1 BB, 1 LO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-1. KW Misnomer steals third base!
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2. Neptune Hartmann steals second base!
🔗 Hiccup Reese hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Hiccup Reese flies out on a sacrifice fly to CF Cheng Weeks. KW Misnomer scores!
🔗 Manager Lowe Wakefield of the 💩 Shit Baseball Players is making a mound visit.
🔗 RP2 Cheezy Longoria remains in the game.
🔗 Now batting: Orion Laville (1 for 4, 3 GO, 1 GIDP, 1 2B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Orion Laville hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Orion Laville singles on a line drive to RF Jack Mitchell. Neptune Hartmann to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Jessie de Almeida (2 for 3, 1 GO, 1 2B, 1 BB, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2. Orion Laville steals second base!
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Jessie de Almeida strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Azalea McLoughlin (2 for 2, 2 BB, 2 1B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Azalea McLoughlin strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 9th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 9th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🎇 Lais Callahan pitching.
🔗 Now batting: My Loveless (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 PO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 My Loveless strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (1 for 4, 1 1B, 1 GO, 2 FO)
🔗 Test Ragequit hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Test Ragequit lines out to 2B Roy Carroll.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (0 for 4, 2 SO, 1 GO, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Ball 4. Michael Aquino walks.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (2 for 4, 2 1B, 1 FO, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker doubles on a line drive to CF Hiccup Reese. Michael Aquino to third base.
🔗 Manager Carlo Canales of the 🎇 Upsall Homers is making a mound visit.
🔗 RP2 Lais Callahan is leaving the game. 🎇 RP1 James Takayama takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 BB)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. 📣 The place is rocking!
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Anastasia Elliott hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Anastasia Elliott grounds out to 1B Gene O'Shea.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 9th.
🔗 "GAME OVER."
🔗 🎇 Upsall Homers are Prosperous! They earn 180 🪙. 💩 Shit Baseball Players are Prosperous! They earn 360 🪙.
🔗 🎇 Upsall Homers defeated 💩 Shit Baseball Players. Final score: 7-2