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🔗 💩 Shit Baseball Players vs 🦎 Kansas City Creature Features @ Kansas City Creature Display Dome

🔗 💩 Shit Baseball Players Leilani Valenzuela vs. 🦎 Kansas City Creature Features Kingston Gabriel

🔗 Manager: Lowe Wakefield
1. 1B Test Ragequit
2. 3B Michael Aquino
3. SS Bloop Wanamaker
4. LF Anastasia Elliott
5. 2B Brooks Avila
6. CF Cheng Weeks
7. C Purple Hess
8. RF Jack Mitchell
9. DH My Loveless

🔗 Manager: Branwen Croft
1. DH December Walter
2. RF Francis Alcântara
3. LF Mi-Young Cartwright
4. 3B Peggy Hadžić
5. 2B Thomas Esposito
6. SS Magglio Barbieri
7. C Alyssa Mora
8. CF Antonio Sharipov
9. 1B Juniper McCarthy

🔗 "PLAY BALL."

🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🦎 Kingston Gabriel pitching.

🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Test Ragequit hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Test Ragequit grounds out, SS Magglio Barbieri to 1B Juniper McCarthy.

🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

🔗 Ball 4. Michael Aquino walks.

🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Michael Aquino steals second base!

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a ground ball to second base. 📣 The stands shake with noise!

🔗 Bloop Wanamaker singles on a ground ball to CF Antonio Sharipov. Michael Aquino scores!

🔗 Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Anastasia Elliott hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Anastasia Elliott grounds into a double play, 1B Juniper McCarthy to 2B Thomas Esposito to 1B Juniper McCarthy. Bloop Wanamaker out at second base. Anastasia Elliott out at first base.

🔗 End of the top of the 1st.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 🦎 Kansas City Creature Features batting. 💩 Leilani Valenzuela pitching.

🔗 Now batting: December Walter (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

🔗 Ball 4. December Walter walks.

🔗 Now batting: Francis Alcântara (1st PA of game)

🔗 Francis Alcântara hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Francis Alcântara flies out to CF Cheng Weeks.

🔗 Now batting: Mi-Young Cartwright (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Mi-Young Cartwright hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Mi-Young Cartwright flies out to RF Jack Mitchell. December Walter to second base.

🔗 Now batting: Peggy Hadžić (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Peggy Hadžić hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Peggy Hadžić flies out to RF Jack Mitchell.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.

🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🦎 Kingston Gabriel pitching.

🔗 Now batting: Brooks Avila (1st PA of game)

🔗 Brooks Avila hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Brooks Avila grounds out, 3B Peggy Hadžić to 1B Juniper McCarthy.

🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

🔗 Cheng Weeks strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Purple Hess hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Purple Hess flies out to CF Antonio Sharipov.

🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 🦎 Kansas City Creature Features batting. 💩 Leilani Valenzuela pitching.

🔗 Now batting: Thomas Esposito (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

🔗 Thomas Esposito strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Magglio Barbieri (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Magglio Barbieri hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Magglio Barbieri flies out to RF Jack Mitchell.

🔗 Now batting: Alyssa Mora (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Alyssa Mora hits a ground ball to the pitcher.

🔗 Alyssa Mora singles on a ground ball to P Leilani Valenzuela.

🔗 Now batting: Antonio Sharipov (1st PA of game)

🔗 Antonio Sharipov hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Antonio Sharipov singles on a fly ball to LF Anastasia Elliott. Alyssa Mora to second base.

🔗 Now batting: Juniper McCarthy (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2. 📣 A wave of cheers sweeps the stadium!

🔗 Juniper McCarthy hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Juniper McCarthy singles on a ground ball to 3B Michael Aquino. Alyssa Mora to third base. Antonio Sharipov to second base.

🔗 Now batting: December Walter (1 BB)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

🔗 December Walter strikes out looking.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.

🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🦎 Kingston Gabriel pitching.

🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Jack Mitchell hits a ground ball to the pitcher.

🔗 Jack Mitchell grounds out, P Kingston Gabriel to 1B Juniper McCarthy.

🔗 Now batting: My Loveless (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 My Loveless strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

🔗 Test Ragequit strikes out swinging.

🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 🦎 Kansas City Creature Features batting. 💩 Leilani Valenzuela pitching.

🔗 Now batting: Francis Alcântara (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Francis Alcântara hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Francis Alcântara singles on a line drive to LF Anastasia Elliott.

🔗 Now batting: Mi-Young Cartwright (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Mi-Young Cartwright strikes out looking. Francis Alcântara steals second base!

🔗 Now batting: Peggy Hadžić (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. 📣 The fans thunder their approval!

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

🔗 Peggy Hadžić hits a popup to first base.

🔗 Peggy Hadžić pops out to 1B Test Ragequit.

🔗 Now batting: Thomas Esposito (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

🔗 Thomas Esposito hits a line drive to right field. 📣 Everyone is cheering at once!

🔗 Thomas Esposito singles on a line drive to RF Jack Mitchell. Francis Alcântara scores!

🔗 Now batting: Magglio Barbieri (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Magglio Barbieri hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Magglio Barbieri singles on a line drive to LF Anastasia Elliott. Thomas Esposito to second base.

🔗 Now batting: Alyssa Mora (1 for 1, 1 1B)

🔗 Alyssa Mora hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Alyssa Mora lines out to LF Anastasia Elliott.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.

🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🦎 Kingston Gabriel pitching.

🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (1 BB)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

🔗 Michael Aquino hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Michael Aquino doubles on a ground ball to LF Mi-Young Cartwright.

🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1 for 1, 1 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Bloop Wanamaker doubles on a line drive to RF Francis Alcântara. Michael Aquino scores!

🔗 Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (0 for 1, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

🔗 Ball. 2-2. 📣 Fans wave their arms wildly!

🔗 Anastasia Elliott strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Brooks Avila (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2. 📣 The bleachers are booming!

🔗 Brooks Avila strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

🔗 Cheng Weeks hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Cheng Weeks homers on a fly ball to left field! Bloop Wanamaker scores!

🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

🔗 Purple Hess hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Purple Hess doubles on a line drive to LF Mi-Young Cartwright.

🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1. 📣 Fans shout encouragement!

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

🔗 Jack Mitchell hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Jack Mitchell singles on a line drive to LF Mi-Young Cartwright. Purple Hess to third base.

🔗 Now batting: My Loveless (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1. 📣 You can feel the hype building!

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

🔗 Ball. 3-1. Jack Mitchell is caught stealing second base.

🔗 End of the top of the 4th.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 🦎 Kansas City Creature Features batting. 💩 Leilani Valenzuela pitching.

🔗 Now batting: Antonio Sharipov (1 for 1, 1 1B)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

🔗 Antonio Sharipov hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Antonio Sharipov flies out to LF Anastasia Elliott.

🔗 Now batting: Juniper McCarthy (1 for 1, 1 1B)

🔗 Juniper McCarthy hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Juniper McCarthy singles on a ground ball to 2B Brooks Avila.

🔗 Now batting: December Walter (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 December Walter hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 December Walter flies out to CF Cheng Weeks.

🔗 Now batting: Francis Alcântara (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Juniper McCarthy steals second base!

🔗 Ball. 2-0. 📣 Fans jump and shout!

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

🔗 Foul ball. 3-1.

🔗 Francis Alcântara hits a popup to second base.

🔗 Francis Alcântara pops out to 2B Brooks Avila.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.

🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🦎 Kingston Gabriel pitching.

🔗 Now batting: My Loveless (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 My Loveless hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 My Loveless flies out to CF Antonio Sharipov.

🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

🔗 Strike, looking. 3-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.

🔗 Test Ragequit strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 2B)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

🔗 Michael Aquino strikes out looking.

🔗 End of the top of the 5th.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 🦎 Kansas City Creature Features batting. 💩 Leilani Valenzuela pitching.

🔗 Now batting: Mi-Young Cartwright (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

🔗 Strike, looking. 2-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.

🔗 Mi-Young Cartwright hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Mi-Young Cartwright grounds out, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Test Ragequit.

🔗 Now batting: Peggy Hadžić (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 PO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

🔗 Peggy Hadžić hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Peggy Hadžić grounds out, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Test Ragequit.

🔗 Now batting: Thomas Esposito (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Thomas Esposito strikes out looking.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.

🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🦎 SP5 Kingston Gabriel is leaving the game. 🦎 RP1 Deanna Gregory takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 2B)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Bloop Wanamaker strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (0 for 2, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Anastasia Elliott hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Anastasia Elliott grounds out, 2B Thomas Esposito to 1B Juniper McCarthy.

🔗 Now batting: Brooks Avila (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

🔗 Foul tip. 2-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

🔗 Foul tip. Brooks Avila strikes out swinging.

🔗 End of the top of the 6th.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 🦎 Kansas City Creature Features batting. 💩 Leilani Valenzuela pitching.

🔗 Now batting: Magglio Barbieri (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

🔗 Magglio Barbieri hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Magglio Barbieri singles on a fly ball to LF Anastasia Elliott.

🔗 Now batting: Alyssa Mora (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 LO)

🔗 Alyssa Mora hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Alyssa Mora flies out to LF Anastasia Elliott.

🔗 Now batting: Antonio Sharipov (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

🔗 Antonio Sharipov hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Antonio Sharipov grounds into a double play, 1B Test Ragequit to SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Test Ragequit. Magglio Barbieri out at second base. Antonio Sharipov out at first base.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.

🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🦎 Deanna Gregory pitching.

🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 HR)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Cheng Weeks hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Cheng Weeks grounds out, 3B Peggy Hadžić to 1B Juniper McCarthy.

🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 2B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

🔗 Purple Hess hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Purple Hess singles on a ground ball to CF Antonio Sharipov.

🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)

🔗 Jack Mitchell hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Jack Mitchell singles on a line drive to CF Antonio Sharipov. Purple Hess to third base.

🔗 Now batting: My Loveless (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. 📣 A cheer rips through the park!

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.

🔗 My Loveless hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 My Loveless grounds into a force out, SS Magglio Barbieri unassisted. Jack Mitchell out at second. Purple Hess scores!

🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (0 for 3, 1 GO, 2 SO)

🔗 Test Ragequit is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. My Loveless to second base.

🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 2B, 1 SO)

🔗 Michael Aquino hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Michael Aquino lines out to LF Mi-Young Cartwright.

🔗 End of the top of the 7th.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 🦎 Kansas City Creature Features batting. 💩 Leilani Valenzuela pitching.

🔗 Now batting: Juniper McCarthy (2 for 2, 2 1B)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

🔗 Juniper McCarthy strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: December Walter (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 SO, 1 FO)

🔗 December Walter hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 December Walter singles on a ground ball to CF Cheng Weeks.

🔗 Now batting: Francis Alcântara (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 1B, 1 PO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Francis Alcântara hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Francis Alcântara singles on a line drive to CF Cheng Weeks. December Walter to third base.

🔗 Now batting: Mi-Young Cartwright (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Mi-Young Cartwright hits a popup to third base. 📣 Home fans stomp their feet in unison!

🔗 Mi-Young Cartwright pops out to 3B Michael Aquino.

🔗 Now batting: Peggy Hadžić (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 PO, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.

🔗 Ball 4. Peggy Hadžić walks. Francis Alcântara to second base. 📣 A huge cheer erupts!

🔗 Now batting: Thomas Esposito (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

🔗 Thomas Esposito strikes out looking.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.

🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🦎 Deanna Gregory pitching.

🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 2B, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a popup to second base.

🔗 Bloop Wanamaker pops out to 2B Thomas Esposito.

🔗 Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (0 for 3, 1 GIDP, 2 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Anastasia Elliott hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Anastasia Elliott homers on a fly ball to left field!

🔗 Now batting: Brooks Avila (0 for 3, 1 GO, 2 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Brooks Avila hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Brooks Avila grounds out, 3B Peggy Hadžić to 1B Juniper McCarthy.

🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 HR, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

🔗 Cheng Weeks hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Cheng Weeks lines out to CF Antonio Sharipov.

🔗 End of the top of the 8th.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 🦎 Kansas City Creature Features batting. 💩 Leilani Valenzuela pitching.

🔗 Now batting: Magglio Barbieri (2 for 3, 1 FO, 2 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

🔗 Magglio Barbieri hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Magglio Barbieri grounds out, 2B Brooks Avila to 1B Test Ragequit.

🔗 Now batting: Alyssa Mora (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 LO, 1 FO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Alyssa Mora hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Alyssa Mora grounds out, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Test Ragequit.

🔗 Now batting: Antonio Sharipov (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 Antonio Sharipov strikes out swinging.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.

🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🦎 Deanna Gregory pitching.

🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (2 for 3, 1 FO, 1 2B, 1 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

🔗 Purple Hess hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Purple Hess singles on a line drive to CF Antonio Sharipov.

🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (2 for 3, 1 GO, 2 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1. Purple Hess steals second base!

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

🔗 Jack Mitchell hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Jack Mitchell flies out to LF Mi-Young Cartwright.

🔗 Manager Branwen Croft of the 🦎 Kansas City Creature Features is making a mound visit.

🔗 RP1 Deanna Gregory is leaving the game. 🦎 RP3 Mercury Muller takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: My Loveless (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 F)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 My Loveless hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 My Loveless flies out to LF Mi-Young Cartwright. Purple Hess to third base.

🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (0 for 3, 1 GO, 2 SO, 1 HBP)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Test Ragequit hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Test Ragequit flies out to RF Francis Alcântara.

🔗 End of the top of the 9th.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 9th. 🦎 Kansas City Creature Features batting. 💩 Leilani Valenzuela pitching.

🔗 Now batting: Juniper McCarthy (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

🔗 Juniper McCarthy hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Juniper McCarthy flies out to CF Cheng Weeks.

🔗 Now batting: December Walter (1 for 3, 1 BB, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 December Walter hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 December Walter singles on a fly ball to CF Cheng Weeks.

🔗 Now batting: Francis Alcântara (2 for 4, 1 FO, 2 1B, 1 PO)

🔗 Francis Alcântara hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Francis Alcântara doubles on a ground ball to LF Anastasia Elliott. December Walter to third base.

🔗 Manager Lowe Wakefield of the 💩 Shit Baseball Players is making a mound visit.

🔗 SP5 Leilani Valenzuela remains in the game.

🔗 Now batting: Mi-Young Cartwright (0 for 4, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 PO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Mi-Young Cartwright strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Peggy Hadžić (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 PO, 1 GO, 1 BB)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Peggy Hadžić hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Peggy Hadžić singles on a line drive to LF Anastasia Elliott. December Walter scores! Francis Alcântara to third base.

🔗 Now batting: Thomas Esposito (1 for 4, 3 SO, 1 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Peggy Hadžić steals second base!

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

🔗 Thomas Esposito hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Thomas Esposito singles on a fly ball to RF Jack Mitchell. Francis Alcântara scores! Peggy Hadžić to third base.

🔗 Manager Lowe Wakefield of the 💩 Shit Baseball Players is making a pitching change.

🔗 SP5 Leilani Valenzuela is leaving the game. 💩 RP1 Cabbage Bois takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Magglio Barbieri (2 for 4, 1 FO, 2 1B, 1 GO)

🔗 Foul tip. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

🔗 Magglio Barbieri hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Magglio Barbieri grounds out, 3B Michael Aquino to 1B Test Ragequit.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 9th.

🔗 "GAME OVER."

🔗 💩 Shit Baseball Players defeated 🦎 Kansas City Creature Features. Final score: 6-3