🔗 🎮 Silly Toy Players vs 💩 Shit Baseball Players @ Toilet Bowl Coliseum
🔗 🎮 Silly Toy Players Manny Kimura vs. 💩 Shit Baseball Players Purple Thomsen
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Manager: Tracy Eggroll
1. LF Sean Hansen
2. DH B. Liriano
3. C Ji-Hyun Berra
4. 1B Haruto Jeter
5. SS Kristina Ross
6. RF Ford the Third
7. 3B Gold Bannister
8. CF Carlton Kaya
9. 2B Bartolo Jessen
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Manager: Lowe Wakefield
1. 1B Test Ragequit
2. 3B Michael Aquino
3. SS Bloop Wanamaker
4. LF Anastasia Elliott
5. 2B Brooks Avila
6. CF Cheng Weeks
7. C Purple Hess
8. RF Jack Mitchell
9. DH My Loveless
🔗 "PLAY BALL."
🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🎮 Silly Toy Players batting. 💩 Purple Thomsen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Sean Hansen (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Ball 4. Sean Hansen walks.
🔗 Now batting: B. Liriano (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 B. Liriano hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 B. Liriano grounds out, P Purple Thomsen to 1B Test Ragequit. Sean Hansen to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Ji-Hyun Berra (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1. 📣 The noise is overwhelming!
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ji-Hyun Berra strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Haruto Jeter (1st PA of game)
🔗 Haruto Jeter hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Haruto Jeter doubles on a fly ball to CF Cheng Weeks. Sean Hansen scores!
🔗 Now batting: Kristina Ross (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Kristina Ross hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Kristina Ross homers on a fly ball to right field! Haruto Jeter scores!
🔗 Now batting: Ford the Third (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ford the Third hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Ford the Third grounds out, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 End of the top of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🎮 Manny Kimura pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Foul tip. Test Ragequit strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (1st PA of game)
🔗 Michael Aquino hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Michael Aquino grounds out, SS Kristina Ross to 1B Haruto Jeter.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker triples on a line drive to RF Ford the Third.
🔗 Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0. 📣 The hometown section is deafening!
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Ball 4. Anastasia Elliott walks.
🔗 Now batting: Brooks Avila (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Brooks Avila strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🎮 Silly Toy Players batting. 💩 Purple Thomsen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Gold Bannister (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Gold Bannister hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Gold Bannister grounds out, P Purple Thomsen to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 Now batting: Carlton Kaya (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Carlton Kaya hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Carlton Kaya flies out to CF Cheng Weeks.
🔗 Now batting: Bartolo Jessen (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Bartolo Jessen hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Bartolo Jessen grounds out, 3B Michael Aquino to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🎮 Manny Kimura pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Cheng Weeks strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Purple Hess strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Jack Mitchell hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Jack Mitchell flies out to LF Sean Hansen.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🎮 Silly Toy Players batting. 💩 Purple Thomsen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Sean Hansen (1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.
🔗 Sean Hansen hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Sean Hansen grounds out, P Purple Thomsen to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 Now batting: B. Liriano (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 B. Liriano strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Ji-Hyun Berra (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Ji-Hyun Berra strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🎮 Manny Kimura pitching.
🔗 Now batting: My Loveless (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 My Loveless hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 My Loveless flies out to CF Carlton Kaya.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Test Ragequit hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Test Ragequit grounds out, P Manny Kimura to 1B Haruto Jeter.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Michael Aquino strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🎮 Silly Toy Players batting. 💩 Purple Thomsen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Haruto Jeter (1 for 1, 1 2B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Haruto Jeter walks.
🔗 Now batting: Kristina Ross (1 for 1, 1 HR)
🔗 Kristina Ross hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Kristina Ross flies out to LF Anastasia Elliott.
🔗 Now batting: Ford the Third (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Ford the Third walks. Haruto Jeter to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Gold Bannister (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Gold Bannister hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Gold Bannister flies out to LF Anastasia Elliott. Haruto Jeter to third base. Ford the Third to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Carlton Kaya (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. 📣 The crowd is ecstatic!
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Carlton Kaya strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🎮 Manny Kimura pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1 for 1, 1 3B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (1 BB)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Anastasia Elliott hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Anastasia Elliott doubles on a line drive to RF Ford the Third.
🔗 Now batting: Brooks Avila (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. 📣 Supporters wave their banners high!
🔗 Brooks Avila hits a popup to first base.
🔗 Brooks Avila pops out to 1B Haruto Jeter.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Cheng Weeks hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Cheng Weeks singles on a fly ball to CF Carlton Kaya. Anastasia Elliott scores!
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Purple Hess hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Purple Hess flies out to RF Ford the Third.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🎮 Silly Toy Players batting. 💩 Purple Thomsen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Bartolo Jessen (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Bartolo Jessen hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Bartolo Jessen flies out to RF Jack Mitchell.
🔗 Now batting: Sean Hansen (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Sean Hansen hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Sean Hansen flies out to RF Jack Mitchell.
🔗 Now batting: B. Liriano (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 B. Liriano hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 B. Liriano grounds out, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 End of the top of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🎮 Manny Kimura pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Jack Mitchell hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Jack Mitchell reaches on a fielding error by SS Kristina Ross.
🔗 Now batting: My Loveless (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 My Loveless hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 My Loveless flies out to RF Ford the Third.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul tip. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Test Ragequit strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Michael Aquino hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Michael Aquino flies out to RF Ford the Third.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🎮 Silly Toy Players batting. 💩 Purple Thomsen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Ji-Hyun Berra (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ji-Hyun Berra hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Ji-Hyun Berra singles on a ground ball to CF Cheng Weeks.
🔗 Now batting: Haruto Jeter (1 for 1, 1 2B, 1 BB)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Haruto Jeter hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Haruto Jeter flies out to RF Jack Mitchell.
🔗 Now batting: Kristina Ross (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Kristina Ross hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Kristina Ross grounds into a double play, SP4 Purple Thomsen to SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Test Ragequit. Ji-Hyun Berra out at second base. Kristina Ross out at first base.
🔗 End of the top of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🎮 Manny Kimura pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1 for 2, 1 3B, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker grounds out, 2B Bartolo Jessen to 1B Haruto Jeter.
🔗 Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 2B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Anastasia Elliott strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Brooks Avila (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Brooks Avila strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🎮 Silly Toy Players batting. 💩 Purple Thomsen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Ford the Third (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 BB)
🔗 Ford the Third hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Ford the Third grounds out, P Purple Thomsen to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 Now batting: Gold Bannister (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Gold Bannister hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Gold Bannister grounds out, P Purple Thomsen to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 Now batting: Carlton Kaya (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Carlton Kaya hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Carlton Kaya flies out to CF Cheng Weeks.
🔗 End of the top of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🎮 Manny Kimura pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Cheng Weeks hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Cheng Weeks triples on a line drive to CF Carlton Kaya.
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1. 📣 A cheer rips through the park!
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Purple Hess hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Purple Hess flies out on a sacrifice fly to LF Sean Hansen. Cheng Weeks scores!
🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (0 for 2, 1 FO)
🔗 Jack Mitchell hits a popup to the shortstop.
🔗 Jack Mitchell pops out to SS Kristina Ross.
🔗 Now batting: My Loveless (0 for 2, 2 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 My Loveless hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 My Loveless singles on a ground ball to CF Carlton Kaya.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Test Ragequit strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🎮 Silly Toy Players batting. 💩 Purple Thomsen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Bartolo Jessen (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)
🔗 Bartolo Jessen hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Bartolo Jessen flies out to RF Jack Mitchell.
🔗 Now batting: Sean Hansen (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 GO, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Ball 4. Sean Hansen walks.
🔗 Now batting: B. Liriano (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 B. Liriano hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 B. Liriano reaches on a fielding error by SS Bloop Wanamaker. Sean Hansen to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Ji-Hyun Berra (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0. 📣 The stands are rumbling!
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-1.
🔗 Ji-Hyun Berra hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Ji-Hyun Berra flies out to LF Anastasia Elliott. Sean Hansen to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Haruto Jeter (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 BB, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Haruto Jeter strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🎮 Manny Kimura pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 FO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Michael Aquino hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Michael Aquino grounds out, SS Kristina Ross to 1B Haruto Jeter.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1 for 3, 1 3B, 1 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker grounds out, 3B Gold Bannister to 1B Haruto Jeter.
🔗 Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 2B, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Anastasia Elliott strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🎮 Silly Toy Players batting. 💩 Purple Thomsen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Kristina Ross (1 for 3, 1 HR, 1 FO, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Kristina Ross strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Ford the Third (0 for 2, 2 GO, 1 BB)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Ford the Third walks.
🔗 Now batting: Gold Bannister (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 FO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2. Ford the Third steals second base! 📣 Energy pulses from the stands!
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Gold Bannister strikes out swinging.
🔗 Manager Lowe Wakefield of the 💩 Shit Baseball Players is making a mound visit.
🔗 SP4 Purple Thomsen remains in the game.
🔗 Now batting: Carlton Kaya (0 for 3, 2 FO, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Carlton Kaya hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Carlton Kaya grounds out, P Purple Thomsen to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 End of the top of the 9th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 9th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. SP4 Manny Kimura is leaving the game. 🎮 CL Eizabeth Passerine takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Brooks Avila (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 PO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Brooks Avila hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Brooks Avila singles on a ground ball to LF Sean Hansen.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (2 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 3B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Cheng Weeks hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Cheng Weeks grounds into a double play, 2B Bartolo Jessen to 1B Haruto Jeter. Brooks Avila out at second base. Cheng Weeks out at first base.
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 SF)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Purple Hess hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Purple Hess flies out to LF Sean Hansen.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 9th.
🔗 "GAME OVER."
🔗 🎮 Silly Toy Players defeated 💩 Shit Baseball Players. Final score: 3-2