π π Upsall Homers vs π© Shit Baseball Players @ Toilet Bowl Coliseum
π π Upsall Homers Jill Hamilton vs. π© Shit Baseball Players Emma van der Kooy
π
Manager: Carlo Canales
1. RF Samuel QuiΓ±ones
2. 2B Roy Carroll
3. 1B Gene O'Shea
4. DH KW Misnomer
5. SS Neptune Hartmann
6. CF Hiccup Reese
7. C Orion Laville
8. LF Jessie de Almeida
9. 3B Azalea McLoughlin
π
Manager: Lowe Wakefield
1. 1B Test Ragequit
2. 3B Michael Aquino
3. SS Bloop Wanamaker
4. LF Anastasia Elliott
5. 2B Brooks Avila
6. CF Cheng Weeks
7. C Purple Hess
8. RF Jack Mitchell
9. DH My Loveless
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Upsall Homers batting. π© Emma van der Kooy pitching.
π Now batting: Samuel QuiΓ±ones (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Samuel QuiΓ±ones strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Roy Carroll (1st PA of game)
π Roy Carroll hits a fly ball to right field.
π Roy Carroll flies out to RF Jack Mitchell.
π Now batting: Gene O'Shea (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Gene O'Shea walks.
π Now batting: KW Misnomer (1st PA of game)
π KW Misnomer hits a popup to the catcher.
π KW Misnomer pops out to C Purple Hess.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π Jill Hamilton pitching.
π Now batting: Test Ragequit (1st PA of game)
π Test Ragequit hits a popup to first base.
π Test Ragequit pops out to 1B Gene O'Shea.
π Now batting: Michael Aquino (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Michael Aquino hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Michael Aquino grounds out, SS Neptune Hartmann to 1B Gene O'Shea.
π Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Bloop Wanamaker hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Bloop Wanamaker grounds out, SS Neptune Hartmann to 1B Gene O'Shea.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Upsall Homers batting. π© Emma van der Kooy pitching.
π Now batting: Neptune Hartmann (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Neptune Hartmann hits a ground ball to second base.
π Neptune Hartmann singles on a ground ball to 2B Brooks Avila.
π Now batting: Hiccup Reese (1st PA of game)
π Hiccup Reese hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Hiccup Reese singles on a ground ball to CF Cheng Weeks. Neptune Hartmann to third base.
π Now batting: Orion Laville (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. π£ It's a wall of sound!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Orion Laville walks. Hiccup Reese to second base.
π Now batting: Jessie de Almeida (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. π£ Noise rains down from the seats!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Jessie de Almeida hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jessie de Almeida grounds into a double play, 3B Michael Aquino to C Purple Hess to 1B Test Ragequit. Neptune Hartmann out at home. Jessie de Almeida out at first base. Hiccup Reese to third base. Orion Laville to second base.
π Now batting: Azalea McLoughlin (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. π£ The stadium shakes with excitement!
π Azalea McLoughlin strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π Jill Hamilton pitching.
π Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Anastasia Elliott strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Brooks Avila (1st PA of game)
π Brooks Avila hits a line drive to center field.
π Brooks Avila doubles on a line drive to CF Hiccup Reese.
π Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Cheng Weeks hits a line drive to right field.
π Cheng Weeks lines out to RF Samuel QuiΓ±ones.
π Now batting: Purple Hess (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ You can barely hear the announcer!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Purple Hess walks.
π Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1st PA of game)
π Jack Mitchell is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Brooks Avila to third base. Purple Hess to second base.
π Now batting: My Loveless (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π My Loveless hits a line drive to right field.
π My Loveless singles on a line drive to RF Samuel QuiΓ±ones. Brooks Avila scores! Purple Hess scores! Jack Mitchell to second base.
π Now batting: Test Ragequit (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ Hands clap and whistles pierce the air!
π Test Ragequit hits a fly ball to left field.
π Test Ragequit homers on a fly ball to left field! Jack Mitchell scores! My Loveless scores!
π Now batting: Michael Aquino (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Michael Aquino walks.
π Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Bloop Wanamaker hits a line drive to center field.
π Bloop Wanamaker lines out to CF Hiccup Reese.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Upsall Homers batting. π© Emma van der Kooy pitching.
π Now batting: Samuel QuiΓ±ones (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Samuel QuiΓ±ones hits a fly ball to center field.
π Samuel QuiΓ±ones flies out to CF Cheng Weeks.
π Now batting: Roy Carroll (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Roy Carroll hits a ground ball to third base.
π Roy Carroll grounds out, 3B Michael Aquino to 1B Test Ragequit.
π Now batting: Gene O'Shea (1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Gene O'Shea hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Gene O'Shea pops out to SS Bloop Wanamaker.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π Jill Hamilton pitching.
π Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Anastasia Elliott hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Anastasia Elliott grounds out, P Jill Hamilton to 1B Gene O'Shea.
π Now batting: Brooks Avila (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Brooks Avila hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Brooks Avila pops out to SS Neptune Hartmann.
π Now batting: Cheng Weeks (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Cheng Weeks strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Upsall Homers batting. π© Emma van der Kooy pitching.
π Now batting: KW Misnomer (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π KW Misnomer strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Neptune Hartmann (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Neptune Hartmann walks.
π Now batting: Hiccup Reese (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul tip. 0-1. Neptune Hartmann steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hiccup Reese strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orion Laville (1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Orion Laville hits a ground ball to third base.
π Orion Laville singles on a ground ball to LF Anastasia Elliott. Neptune Hartmann to third base.
π Now batting: Jessie de Almeida (0 for 1, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Jessie de Almeida hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jessie de Almeida grounds out, 3B Michael Aquino to 1B Test Ragequit.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π Jill Hamilton pitching.
π Now batting: Purple Hess (1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Purple Hess walks.
π Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jack Mitchell hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jack Mitchell grounds into a force out, SS Neptune Hartmann unassisted. Purple Hess out at second.
π Now batting: My Loveless (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π My Loveless hits a fly ball to right field.
π My Loveless flies out to RF Samuel QuiΓ±ones.
π Now batting: Test Ragequit (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 HR)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Test Ragequit strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Upsall Homers batting. π© Emma van der Kooy pitching.
π Now batting: Azalea McLoughlin (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Azalea McLoughlin hits a line drive to left field.
π Azalea McLoughlin doubles on a line drive to LF Anastasia Elliott.
π Now batting: Samuel QuiΓ±ones (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Samuel QuiΓ±ones hits a ground ball to first base.
π Samuel QuiΓ±ones grounds out to 1B Test Ragequit. Azalea McLoughlin to third base.
π Now batting: Roy Carroll (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Roy Carroll hits a line drive to left field.
π Roy Carroll singles on a line drive to LF Anastasia Elliott. Azalea McLoughlin scores!
π Now batting: Gene O'Shea (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Roy Carroll steals second base!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Gene O'Shea hits a ground ball to third base.
π Gene O'Shea singles on a ground ball to 3B Michael Aquino. Roy Carroll to third base.
π Now batting: KW Misnomer (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π KW Misnomer hits a fly ball to left field.
π KW Misnomer flies out on a sacrifice fly to LF Anastasia Elliott. Roy Carroll scores! Gene O'Shea to second base.
π Now batting: Neptune Hartmann (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ Supporters yell at full volume!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Neptune Hartmann hits a popup to the catcher.
π Neptune Hartmann pops out to C Purple Hess.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π Jill Hamilton pitching.
π Now batting: Michael Aquino (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Michael Aquino hits a line drive to center field.
π Michael Aquino singles on a line drive to CF Hiccup Reese.
π Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 LO)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Bloop Wanamaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Anastasia Elliott hits a popup to third base.
π Anastasia Elliott pops out to 3B Azalea McLoughlin.
π Now batting: Brooks Avila (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Brooks Avila hits a line drive to right field.
π Brooks Avila singles on a line drive to RF Samuel QuiΓ±ones. Michael Aquino to third base.
π Now batting: Cheng Weeks (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2. π£ Hands clap and whistles pierce the air!
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul tip. Cheng Weeks strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Upsall Homers batting. π© Emma van der Kooy pitching.
π Now batting: Hiccup Reese (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Hiccup Reese walks.
π Now batting: Orion Laville (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Orion Laville hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Orion Laville grounds into a double play, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 2B Brooks Avila to 1B Test Ragequit. Hiccup Reese out at second base. Orion Laville out at first base.
π Now batting: Jessie de Almeida (0 for 2, 1 GIDP, 2 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Jessie de Almeida hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jessie de Almeida grounds out, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Test Ragequit.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π SP1 Jill Hamilton is leaving the game. π RP3 Ratatoskr Powell takes the mound.
π Now batting: Purple Hess (2 BB)
π Purple Hess hits a line drive to right field.
π Purple Hess singles on a line drive to RF Samuel QuiΓ±ones.
π Now batting: Jack Mitchell (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 F)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Jack Mitchell strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: My Loveless (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π My Loveless hits a line drive to left field.
π My Loveless singles on a line drive to LF Jessie de Almeida. Purple Hess to second base.
π Now batting: Test Ragequit (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 HR, 1 SO)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. π£ Cheers cascade from every section!
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Test Ragequit strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Michael Aquino (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Michael Aquino hits a ground ball to third base.
π Michael Aquino grounds into a force out, 3B Azalea McLoughlin unassisted. Purple Hess out at third.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Upsall Homers batting. π© Emma van der Kooy pitching.
π Now batting: Azalea McLoughlin (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Azalea McLoughlin hits a popup to first base.
π Azalea McLoughlin pops out to 1B Test Ragequit.
π Now batting: Samuel QuiΓ±ones (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Samuel QuiΓ±ones strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Roy Carroll (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Roy Carroll hits a line drive to left field.
π Roy Carroll doubles on a line drive to LF Anastasia Elliott.
π Now batting: Gene O'Shea (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 PO, 1 1B)
π Gene O'Shea hits a fly ball to right field.
π Gene O'Shea flies out to RF Jack Mitchell.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π Ratatoskr Powell pitching.
π Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Bloop Wanamaker hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Bloop Wanamaker grounds out, SS Neptune Hartmann to 1B Gene O'Shea.
π Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Anastasia Elliott strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brooks Avila (2 for 3, 1 2B, 1 PO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Brooks Avila hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Brooks Avila grounds out, SS Neptune Hartmann to 1B Gene O'Shea.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Upsall Homers batting. π© Emma van der Kooy pitching.
π Now batting: KW Misnomer (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO, 1 SF)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π KW Misnomer hits a ground ball to second base.
π KW Misnomer grounds out, 2B Brooks Avila to 1B Test Ragequit.
π Now batting: Neptune Hartmann (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 BB, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Neptune Hartmann hits a line drive to right field.
π Neptune Hartmann singles on a line drive to RF Jack Mitchell.
π Now batting: Hiccup Reese (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Hiccup Reese hits a popup to first base.
π Hiccup Reese pops out to 1B Test Ragequit.
π Now batting: Orion Laville (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 1B, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Orion Laville hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Orion Laville grounds into a force out, SS Bloop Wanamaker unassisted. Neptune Hartmann out at second.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π Ratatoskr Powell pitching.
π Now batting: Cheng Weeks (0 for 3, 1 LO, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Cheng Weeks hits a fly ball to center field.
π Cheng Weeks flies out to CF Hiccup Reese.
π Now batting: Purple Hess (1 for 1, 2 BB, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Purple Hess strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jack Mitchell (0 for 2, 1 HBP, 1 F, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Jack Mitchell hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jack Mitchell grounds out, SS Neptune Hartmann to 1B Gene O'Shea.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Upsall Homers batting. SP1 Emma van der Kooy is leaving the game. π© CL Fatima Ceesay takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jessie de Almeida (0 for 3, 1 GIDP, 3 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Jessie de Almeida strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Azalea McLoughlin (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 PO)
π Azalea McLoughlin hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Azalea McLoughlin grounds out, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Test Ragequit.
π Now batting: Samuel QuiΓ±ones (0 for 4, 2 SO, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Samuel QuiΓ±ones hits a fly ball to left field. π£ The bleachers are booming!
π Samuel QuiΓ±ones flies out to LF Anastasia Elliott.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π π© Shit Baseball Players are Prosperous! They earn 140 πͺ. π Upsall Homers are Prosperous! They earn 280 πͺ.
π π© Shit Baseball Players defeated π Upsall Homers. Final score: 5-2