🔗 💣 Manhattan Projects vs 💩 Shit Baseball Players @ Toilet Bowl Coliseum
🔗 💣 Manhattan Projects Richie Torres vs. 💩 Shit Baseball Players Leilani Valenzuela
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Manager: Chuckles Lemire
1. RF Timothy de Graaf
2. DH Harmon de Oliveira
3. 3B Septa Werleman
4. 2B Flapdoodle Charleston
5. CF Sticky Dill
6. C Marvin Nkurunziza
7. LF Jane Okubo
8. SS Fenchurch Howe
9. 1B Mister Henderson
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Manager: Lowe Wakefield
1. 1B Test Ragequit
2. 3B Michael Aquino
3. SS Bloop Wanamaker
4. LF Anastasia Elliott
5. 2B Brooks Avila
6. CF Cheng Weeks
7. C Purple Hess
8. RF Jack Mitchell
9. DH My Loveless
🔗 "PLAY BALL."
🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 💣 Manhattan Projects batting. 💩 Leilani Valenzuela pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Timothy de Graaf (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Timothy de Graaf strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Harmon de Oliveira (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Harmon de Oliveira hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Harmon de Oliveira grounds out to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 Now batting: Septa Werleman (1st PA of game)
🔗 Septa Werleman hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Septa Werleman singles on a ground ball to 2B Brooks Avila.
🔗 Now batting: Flapdoodle Charleston (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Flapdoodle Charleston hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Flapdoodle Charleston grounds into a force out, SS Bloop Wanamaker unassisted. Septa Werleman out at second.
🔗 End of the top of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 💣 Richie Torres pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Test Ragequit walks.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2. Test Ragequit steals second base!
🔗 Michael Aquino strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a popup to second base.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker pops out to 2B Flapdoodle Charleston.
🔗 Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1. 📣 The crowd goes absolutely bonkers!
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Anastasia Elliott strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 💣 Manhattan Projects batting. 💩 Leilani Valenzuela pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Sticky Dill (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Sticky Dill strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Marvin Nkurunziza (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Marvin Nkurunziza walks.
🔗 Now batting: Jane Okubo (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Jane Okubo hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Jane Okubo doubles on a ground ball to RF Jack Mitchell. Marvin Nkurunziza to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Fenchurch Howe (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Fenchurch Howe hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Fenchurch Howe grounds out, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Test Ragequit. Marvin Nkurunziza scores! Jane Okubo to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Mister Henderson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2. 📣 The hometown faithful are loving this!
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Mister Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Mister Henderson flies out to CF Cheng Weeks.
🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 💣 Richie Torres pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Brooks Avila (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Brooks Avila strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1st PA of game)
🔗 Cheng Weeks hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Cheng Weeks flies out to RF Timothy de Graaf.
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Purple Hess hits a popup to third base.
🔗 Purple Hess pops out to 3B Septa Werleman.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 💣 Manhattan Projects batting. 💩 Leilani Valenzuela pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Timothy de Graaf (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Timothy de Graaf hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Timothy de Graaf singles on a line drive to LF Anastasia Elliott.
🔗 Now batting: Harmon de Oliveira (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Ball 4. Harmon de Oliveira walks. Timothy de Graaf to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Septa Werleman (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2. 📣 The stands are shaking!
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Septa Werleman walks. Timothy de Graaf to third base. Harmon de Oliveira to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Flapdoodle Charleston (0 for 1, 1 F)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Flapdoodle Charleston hits a fly ball to right field. 📣 The stadium shakes with excitement!
🔗 Flapdoodle Charleston flies out on a sacrifice fly to RF Jack Mitchell. Timothy de Graaf scores!
🔗 Now batting: Sticky Dill (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Sticky Dill hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Sticky Dill flies out to LF Anastasia Elliott. Harmon de Oliveira to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Marvin Nkurunziza (1 BB)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Marvin Nkurunziza hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Marvin Nkurunziza singles on a ground ball to P Leilani Valenzuela. Harmon de Oliveira scores! Septa Werleman to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Jane Okubo (1 for 1, 1 2B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2. 📣 Cheers cascade from every section!
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Jane Okubo hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Jane Okubo lines into a force out, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 3B Michael Aquino. Septa Werleman out at third.
🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 💣 Richie Torres pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Jack Mitchell hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Jack Mitchell singles on a line drive to RF Timothy de Graaf.
🔗 Now batting: My Loveless (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 My Loveless hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 My Loveless singles on a line drive to RF Timothy de Graaf. Jack Mitchell to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (1 BB)
🔗 Foul tip. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1. 📣 The stands explode in noise!
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Test Ragequit hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Test Ragequit grounds out to 1B Mister Henderson. Jack Mitchell to third base. My Loveless to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Michael Aquino hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Michael Aquino grounds out, 3B Septa Werleman to 1B Mister Henderson. Jack Mitchell scores! My Loveless to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (0 for 1, 1 PO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a ground ball to third base. 📣 The home crowd won't stop cheering!
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker grounds out, 3B Septa Werleman to 1B Mister Henderson.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 💣 Manhattan Projects batting. 💩 Leilani Valenzuela pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Fenchurch Howe (1 GO)
🔗 Fenchurch Howe hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Fenchurch Howe singles on a line drive to RF Jack Mitchell.
🔗 Now batting: Mister Henderson (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Mister Henderson hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Mister Henderson grounds into a force out, P Leilani Valenzuela to 2B Brooks Avila. Fenchurch Howe out at second.
🔗 Now batting: Timothy de Graaf (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Timothy de Graaf strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Harmon de Oliveira (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 BB)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Harmon de Oliveira strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 💣 Richie Torres pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Anastasia Elliott hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Anastasia Elliott singles on a line drive to LF Jane Okubo.
🔗 Now batting: Brooks Avila (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Brooks Avila strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Cheng Weeks hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Cheng Weeks reaches on a fielder's choice, fielded by 3B Septa Werleman. Anastasia Elliott to second base. Fielding error by Septa Werleman.
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (0 for 1, 1 PO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. 📣 You can feel the stands vibrating!
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Purple Hess hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Purple Hess grounds out to 1B Mister Henderson. Anastasia Elliott to third base. Cheng Weeks to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Jack Mitchell hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Jack Mitchell grounds out, SS Fenchurch Howe to 1B Mister Henderson.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 💣 Manhattan Projects batting. 💩 Leilani Valenzuela pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Septa Werleman (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 BB)
🔗 Septa Werleman hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Septa Werleman singles on a fly ball to RF Jack Mitchell.
🔗 Now batting: Flapdoodle Charleston (0 for 1, 1 F, 1 SF)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Septa Werleman is caught stealing second base.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Flapdoodle Charleston hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Flapdoodle Charleston grounds out, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 Now batting: Sticky Dill (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Sticky Dill hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Sticky Dill singles on a line drive to CF Cheng Weeks.
🔗 Now batting: Marvin Nkurunziza (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Marvin Nkurunziza hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Marvin Nkurunziza homers on a fly ball to right field! Sticky Dill scores!
🔗 Now batting: Jane Okubo (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 F)
🔗 Jane Okubo hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Jane Okubo singles on a line drive to CF Cheng Weeks.
🔗 Now batting: Fenchurch Howe (1 for 1, 1 GO, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1. Jane Okubo steals second base!
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Fenchurch Howe hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Fenchurch Howe singles on a ground ball to RF Jack Mitchell. Jane Okubo scores!
🔗 Now batting: Mister Henderson (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 F)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Mister Henderson hits a ground ball to the catcher.
🔗 Mister Henderson grounds out, C Purple Hess to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 End of the top of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 💣 Richie Torres pitching.
🔗 Now batting: My Loveless (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 My Loveless hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 My Loveless flies out to RF Timothy de Graaf.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Test Ragequit hits a popup to the catcher.
🔗 Test Ragequit pops out to C Marvin Nkurunziza.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Michael Aquino hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Michael Aquino grounds out, SS Fenchurch Howe to 1B Mister Henderson.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 💣 Manhattan Projects batting. 💩 SP5 Leilani Valenzuela is leaving the game. 💩 RP2 Cheezy Longoria takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Timothy de Graaf (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Timothy de Graaf strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Harmon de Oliveira (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Harmon de Oliveira strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Septa Werleman (2 for 2, 2 1B, 1 BB)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Septa Werleman strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 💣 Richie Torres pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 GO)
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker singles on a ground ball to LF Jane Okubo.
🔗 Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Anastasia Elliott hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Anastasia Elliott singles on a line drive to RF Timothy de Graaf. Bloop Wanamaker to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Brooks Avila (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. 📣 It's pure pandemonium!
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Brooks Avila hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Brooks Avila singles on a line drive to LF Jane Okubo. Bloop Wanamaker to third base. Anastasia Elliott to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 FC)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. 📣 A thunderous cheer echoes across the field!
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Cheng Weeks strikes out looking.
🔗 Manager Chuckles Lemire of the 💣 Manhattan Projects is making a mound visit.
🔗 SP5 Richie Torres remains in the game.
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1. 📣 The crowd is ecstatic!
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Purple Hess strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Jack Mitchell hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Jack Mitchell grounds out to 1B Mister Henderson.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 💣 Manhattan Projects batting. 💩 Cheezy Longoria pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Flapdoodle Charleston (0 for 2, 1 F, 1 SF, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Flapdoodle Charleston hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Flapdoodle Charleston flies out to RF Jack Mitchell.
🔗 Now batting: Sticky Dill (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Sticky Dill hits a popup to third base.
🔗 Sticky Dill pops out to 3B Michael Aquino.
🔗 Now batting: Marvin Nkurunziza (2 for 2, 1 BB, 1 1B, 1 HR)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Marvin Nkurunziza hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Marvin Nkurunziza doubles on a line drive to RF Jack Mitchell.
🔗 Now batting: Jane Okubo (2 for 3, 1 2B, 1 F, 1 1B)
🔗 Jane Okubo hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Jane Okubo grounds out, 3B Michael Aquino to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 End of the top of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 💣 Richie Torres pitching.
🔗 Now batting: My Loveless (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 My Loveless hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 My Loveless lines out to RF Timothy de Graaf.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 GO, 1 PO)
🔗 Test Ragequit hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Test Ragequit grounds out, 3B Septa Werleman to 1B Mister Henderson.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (0 for 2, 1 SO, 2 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Michael Aquino hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Michael Aquino grounds out, SS Fenchurch Howe to 1B Mister Henderson.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 💣 Manhattan Projects batting. 💩 Cheezy Longoria pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Fenchurch Howe (2 for 2, 1 GO, 2 1B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Fenchurch Howe hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Fenchurch Howe flies out to LF Anastasia Elliott.
🔗 Now batting: Mister Henderson (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 F, 1 GO)
🔗 Mister Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Mister Henderson singles on a ground ball to CF Cheng Weeks.
🔗 Now batting: Timothy de Graaf (1 for 4, 3 SO, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Timothy de Graaf hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Timothy de Graaf grounds into a double play, 2B Brooks Avila to SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Test Ragequit. Mister Henderson out at second base. Timothy de Graaf out at first base.
🔗 End of the top of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 💣 Richie Torres pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 GO, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker singles on a line drive to CF Sticky Dill.
🔗 Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (2 for 3, 1 SO, 2 1B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-2.
🔗 Anastasia Elliott strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Brooks Avila (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)
🔗 Brooks Avila hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Brooks Avila doubles on a line drive to LF Jane Okubo. Bloop Wanamaker to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 FC)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Cheng Weeks walks. 📣 You can barely hear the announcer!
🔗 Manager Chuckles Lemire of the 💣 Manhattan Projects is making a pitching change.
🔗 SP5 Richie Torres is leaving the game. 💣 RP2 Ross Waller takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (0 for 3, 1 PO, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Purple Hess strikes out looking. 📣 The ballpark is in an uproar!
🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 GO)
🔗 Jack Mitchell hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Jack Mitchell doubles on a ground ball to LF Jane Okubo. Bloop Wanamaker scores! Brooks Avila scores! Cheng Weeks to third base.
🔗 Now batting: My Loveless (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 LO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1. 📣 Fans whoop and holler!
🔗 My Loveless hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 My Loveless singles on a line drive to LF Jane Okubo. Cheng Weeks scores! Jack Mitchell scores!
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (0 for 3, 1 BB, 2 GO, 1 PO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Test Ragequit hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Test Ragequit singles on a line drive to RF Timothy de Graaf. My Loveless to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (0 for 3, 1 SO, 3 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2. 📣 Home supporters whistle and cheer!
🔗 Michael Aquino strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 💣 Manhattan Projects batting. 💩 Cheezy Longoria pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Harmon de Oliveira (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 BB, 2 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Harmon de Oliveira strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Septa Werleman (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 BB, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Septa Werleman hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Septa Werleman grounds out to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 Now batting: Flapdoodle Charleston (0 for 3, 1 F, 1 SF, 1 GO, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Flapdoodle Charleston hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Flapdoodle Charleston doubles on a line drive to LF Anastasia Elliott.
🔗 Manager Lowe Wakefield of the 💩 Shit Baseball Players is making a mound visit.
🔗 RP2 Cheezy Longoria remains in the game.
🔗 Now batting: Sticky Dill (1 for 4, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 1B, 1 PO)
🔗 Sticky Dill hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Sticky Dill flies out to RF Jack Mitchell.
🔗 End of the top of the 9th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 9th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. RP2 Ross Waller is leaving the game. 💣 CL Pascal Benjamin takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (2 for 4, 1 PO, 1 GO, 2 1B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker grounds out, SS Fenchurch Howe to 1B Mister Henderson.
🔗 Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (2 for 4, 2 SO, 2 1B)
🔗 Anastasia Elliott hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Anastasia Elliott lines out to CF Sticky Dill.
🔗 Now batting: Brooks Avila (2 for 4, 2 SO, 1 1B, 1 2B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Brooks Avila hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Brooks Avila singles on a ground ball to RF Timothy de Graaf.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 FC)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Cheng Weeks strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 9th.
🔗 "GAME OVER."
🔗 💣 Manhattan Projects are Prosperous! They earn 220 🪙. 💩 Shit Baseball Players are Prosperous! They earn 440 🪙.
🔗 💣 Manhattan Projects defeated 💩 Shit Baseball Players. Final score: 6-5