🔗 💩 Shit Baseball Players vs 🦌 Appalachia Ancient Horrors @ Full Moon Field
🔗 💩 Shit Baseball Players Purple Thomsen vs. 🦌 Appalachia Ancient Horrors Marc Cheng
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Manager: Lowe Wakefield
1. 1B Test Ragequit
2. 3B Michael Aquino
3. SS Bloop Wanamaker
4. LF Anastasia Elliott
5. 2B Brooks Avila
6. CF Cheng Weeks
7. C Purple Hess
8. RF Jack Mitchell
9. DH My Loveless
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Manager: Voicemail Möller
1. LF Darlene Huff
2. CF Makena Chesterfield
3. 3B Rhonda Patrick
4. RF Marge Guzman
5. 2B Yui Hofbauer
6. C Flapdoodle Stewart
7. DH Mildred Holden
8. SS Chime Johanssen
9. 1B Emie Frederick
🔗 "PLAY BALL."
🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🦌 Marc Cheng pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Test Ragequit hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Test Ragequit singles on a line drive to LF Darlene Huff.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (1st PA of game)
🔗 Michael Aquino hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Michael Aquino singles on a line drive to LF Darlene Huff. Test Ragequit to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1st PA of game)
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker flies out on a sacrifice fly to RF Marge Guzman. Test Ragequit scores!
🔗 Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Anastasia Elliott hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Anastasia Elliott doubles on a fly ball to LF Darlene Huff. Michael Aquino to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Brooks Avila (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Brooks Avila hits a line drive to left field. 📣 Fans jump and shout!
🔗 Brooks Avila triples on a line drive to LF Darlene Huff. Michael Aquino scores! Anastasia Elliott scores!
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1st PA of game)
🔗 Cheng Weeks hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Cheng Weeks lines out on a sacrifice fly to RF Marge Guzman. Brooks Avila scores!
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Purple Hess hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Purple Hess singles on a ground ball to RF Marge Guzman.
🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Jack Mitchell strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 🦌 Appalachia Ancient Horrors batting. 💩 Purple Thomsen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Darlene Huff (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Darlene Huff strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Makena Chesterfield (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Makena Chesterfield hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Makena Chesterfield flies out to 2B Brooks Avila.
🔗 Now batting: Rhonda Patrick (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Rhonda Patrick hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Rhonda Patrick lines out to CF Cheng Weeks.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🦌 Marc Cheng pitching.
🔗 Now batting: My Loveless (1st PA of game)
🔗 My Loveless hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 My Loveless grounds out, SS Chime Johanssen to 1B Emie Frederick.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Test Ragequit hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Test Ragequit singles on a line drive to CF Makena Chesterfield.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Michael Aquino hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Michael Aquino singles on a fly ball to CF Makena Chesterfield. Test Ragequit to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1 SF)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (1 for 1, 1 2B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2. Test Ragequit is caught stealing third base.
🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 🦌 Appalachia Ancient Horrors batting. 💩 Purple Thomsen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Marge Guzman (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Marge Guzman walks.
🔗 Now batting: Yui Hofbauer (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul tip. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Yui Hofbauer hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Yui Hofbauer flies out to CF Cheng Weeks.
🔗 Now batting: Flapdoodle Stewart (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Marge Guzman steals second base! 📣 Fans pump their fists in the air!
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Flapdoodle Stewart walks.
🔗 Now batting: Mildred Holden (1st PA of game)
🔗 Mildred Holden hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Mildred Holden grounds into a double play, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 2B Brooks Avila to 1B Test Ragequit. Flapdoodle Stewart out at second base. Mildred Holden out at first base.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🦌 Marc Cheng pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (1 for 1, 1 2B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Anastasia Elliott hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Anastasia Elliott singles on a line drive to RF Marge Guzman.
🔗 Now batting: Brooks Avila (1 for 1, 1 3B)
🔗 Brooks Avila hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Brooks Avila lines out to 2B Yui Hofbauer.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1 SF)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Cheng Weeks strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Purple Hess hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Purple Hess grounds out, SS Chime Johanssen to 1B Emie Frederick.
🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 🦌 Appalachia Ancient Horrors batting. 💩 Purple Thomsen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Chime Johanssen (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Chime Johanssen strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Emie Frederick (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Emie Frederick hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Emie Frederick grounds out, 3B Michael Aquino to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 Now batting: Darlene Huff (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Darlene Huff walks.
🔗 Now batting: Makena Chesterfield (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2. Darlene Huff steals second base!
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.
🔗 Makena Chesterfield strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🦌 Marc Cheng pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Jack Mitchell hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Jack Mitchell grounds out, SS Chime Johanssen to 1B Emie Frederick.
🔗 Now batting: My Loveless (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 3-2.
🔗 My Loveless hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 My Loveless lines out to LF Darlene Huff.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (2 for 2, 2 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Test Ragequit hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Test Ragequit singles on a line drive to LF Darlene Huff.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (2 for 2, 2 1B)
🔗 Michael Aquino hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Michael Aquino singles on a ground ball to RF Marge Guzman. Test Ragequit to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (0 for 1, 1 SF, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker grounds out, P Marc Cheng to 1B Emie Frederick.
🔗 End of the top of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 🦌 Appalachia Ancient Horrors batting. 💩 Purple Thomsen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Rhonda Patrick (0 for 1, 1 LO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Rhonda Patrick strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Marge Guzman (1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Marge Guzman hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Marge Guzman grounds out, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 Now batting: Yui Hofbauer (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Yui Hofbauer hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Yui Hofbauer grounds out, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🦌 Marc Cheng pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (2 for 2, 1 2B, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Anastasia Elliott strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Brooks Avila (1 for 2, 1 3B, 1 LO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.
🔗 Brooks Avila strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (0 for 1, 1 SF, 1 SO)
🔗 Cheng Weeks hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Cheng Weeks singles on a ground ball to 3B Rhonda Patrick.
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Purple Hess is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Cheng Weeks to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Jack Mitchell hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Jack Mitchell singles on a line drive to CF Makena Chesterfield. Cheng Weeks to third base. Purple Hess to second base.
🔗 Now batting: My Loveless (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 LO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-1.
🔗 Ball 4. My Loveless walks. Cheng Weeks scores! Purple Hess to third base. Jack Mitchell to second base.
🔗 Manager Voicemail Möller of the 🦌 Appalachia Ancient Horrors is making a mound visit.
🔗 SP4 Marc Cheng is leaving the game. 🦌 RP1 Ben Foley takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (3 for 3, 3 1B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Test Ragequit hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Test Ragequit grounds out to 1B Emie Frederick.
🔗 End of the top of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 🦌 Appalachia Ancient Horrors batting. 💩 Purple Thomsen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Flapdoodle Stewart (1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 3-1.
🔗 Flapdoodle Stewart hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Flapdoodle Stewart singles on a fly ball to RF Jack Mitchell.
🔗 Now batting: Mildred Holden (0 for 1, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
🔗 Mildred Holden hits a popup to the shortstop.
🔗 Mildred Holden pops out to SS Bloop Wanamaker.
🔗 Now batting: Chime Johanssen (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Ball 4. Chime Johanssen walks. Flapdoodle Stewart to second base. 📣 Everyone is chanting the team's name!
🔗 Now batting: Emie Frederick (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Emie Frederick hits a popup to the shortstop.
🔗 Emie Frederick pops out to SS Bloop Wanamaker.
🔗 Now batting: Darlene Huff (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Darlene Huff hits a ground ball to the shortstop. 📣 Fans are losing their minds!
🔗 Darlene Huff grounds into a force out, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 3B Michael Aquino. Flapdoodle Stewart out at third.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🦌 Ben Foley pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (3 for 3, 3 1B)
🔗 Michael Aquino hits a popup to first base.
🔗 Michael Aquino pops out to 1B Emie Frederick.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (0 for 2, 1 SF, 1 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker singles on a ground ball to LF Darlene Huff.
🔗 Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (2 for 3, 1 2B, 1 1B, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Anastasia Elliott hits a popup to third base.
🔗 Anastasia Elliott pops out to 3B Rhonda Patrick.
🔗 Now batting: Brooks Avila (1 for 3, 1 3B, 1 LO, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Brooks Avila hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Brooks Avila flies out to RF Marge Guzman.
🔗 End of the top of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 🦌 Appalachia Ancient Horrors batting. 💩 Purple Thomsen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Makena Chesterfield (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Makena Chesterfield hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Makena Chesterfield grounds out, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 Now batting: Rhonda Patrick (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
🔗 Rhonda Patrick hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Rhonda Patrick grounds out to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 Now batting: Marge Guzman (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Marge Guzman hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Marge Guzman grounds out, 2B Brooks Avila to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🦌 Ben Foley pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1 for 2, 1 SF, 1 SO, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Cheng Weeks hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Cheng Weeks grounds out to 1B Emie Frederick.
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 HBP)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Purple Hess hits a popup to second base.
🔗 Purple Hess pops out to 2B Yui Hofbauer.
🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 1B)
🔗 Jack Mitchell hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Jack Mitchell lines out to CF Makena Chesterfield.
🔗 End of the top of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 🦌 Appalachia Ancient Horrors batting. 💩 Purple Thomsen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Yui Hofbauer (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Yui Hofbauer strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Flapdoodle Stewart (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Flapdoodle Stewart hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Flapdoodle Stewart homers on a fly ball to right field!
🔗 Now batting: Mildred Holden (0 for 2, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 PO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Ball 4. Mildred Holden walks.
🔗 Now batting: Chime Johanssen (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
🔗 Chime Johanssen hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Chime Johanssen grounds out, 3B Michael Aquino to 1B Test Ragequit. Mildred Holden to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Emie Frederick (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 PO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Emie Frederick strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🦌 Ben Foley pitching.
🔗 Now batting: My Loveless (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 LO, 1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 My Loveless hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 My Loveless singles on a line drive to LF Darlene Huff.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (3 for 4, 3 1B, 1 GO)
🔗 Test Ragequit hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Test Ragequit doubles on a line drive to LF Darlene Huff. My Loveless to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (3 for 4, 3 1B, 1 PO)
🔗 Foul tip. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Michael Aquino strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1 for 3, 1 SF, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a popup to first base.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker pops out to 1B Emie Frederick.
🔗 Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (2 for 4, 1 2B, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 PO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Anastasia Elliott strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 🦌 Appalachia Ancient Horrors batting. 💩 Purple Thomsen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Darlene Huff (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 F)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Darlene Huff hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Darlene Huff grounds out, 3B Michael Aquino to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 Now batting: Makena Chesterfield (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Makena Chesterfield hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Makena Chesterfield grounds out, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 Now batting: Rhonda Patrick (0 for 3, 1 LO, 1 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Rhonda Patrick strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🦌 Ben Foley pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Brooks Avila (1 for 4, 1 3B, 1 LO, 1 SO, 1 FO)
🔗 Brooks Avila hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Brooks Avila flies out to CF Makena Chesterfield.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1 for 3, 1 SF, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Cheng Weeks hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Cheng Weeks lines out to RF Marge Guzman.
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 HBP, 1 PO)
🔗 Purple Hess hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Purple Hess lines out to SS Chime Johanssen.
🔗 End of the top of the 9th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 9th. 🦌 Appalachia Ancient Horrors batting. 💩 Purple Thomsen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Marge Guzman (0 for 2, 1 BB, 2 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Marge Guzman strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Yui Hofbauer (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-1.
🔗 Yui Hofbauer hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Yui Hofbauer singles on a ground ball to RF Jack Mitchell.
🔗 Now batting: Flapdoodle Stewart (2 for 2, 1 BB, 1 1B, 1 HR)
🔗 Flapdoodle Stewart hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Flapdoodle Stewart grounds out, P Purple Thomsen to 1B Test Ragequit. Yui Hofbauer to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Mildred Holden (0 for 2, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 PO, 1 BB)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Mildred Holden hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Mildred Holden singles on a ground ball to SS Bloop Wanamaker. Yui Hofbauer to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Chime Johanssen (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2. 📣 Fans whoop and holler!
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Chime Johanssen walks. Mildred Holden to second base.
🔗 Manager Lowe Wakefield of the 💩 Shit Baseball Players is making a mound visit.
🔗 SP4 Purple Thomsen remains in the game.
🔗 Now batting: Emie Frederick (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 PO, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Emie Frederick hits a line drive to center field. 📣 Chants thunder around the stadium!
🔗 Emie Frederick singles on a line drive to CF Cheng Weeks. Yui Hofbauer scores! Mildred Holden to third base. Chime Johanssen to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Darlene Huff (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 F, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul tip. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2. 📣 The crowd is pumped!
🔗 Ball 4. Darlene Huff walks. Mildred Holden scores! Chime Johanssen to third base. Emie Frederick to second base.
🔗 Manager Lowe Wakefield of the 💩 Shit Baseball Players is making a pitching change.
🔗 SP4 Purple Thomsen is leaving the game. 💩 RP1 Cabbage Bois takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Makena Chesterfield (0 for 4, 1 FO, 1 SO, 2 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Makena Chesterfield hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Makena Chesterfield grounds out, 2B Brooks Avila to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 9th.
🔗 "GAME OVER."
🔗 💩 Shit Baseball Players are Prosperous! They earn 160 🪙. 🦌 Appalachia Ancient Horrors are Prosperous! They earn 320 🪙.
🔗 💩 Shit Baseball Players defeated 🦌 Appalachia Ancient Horrors. Final score: 5-3