π π» Fredericton Fast Bears vs π© Shit Baseball Players @ Toilet Bowl Coliseum
π π» Fredericton Fast Bears Rina Friedrich vs. π© Shit Baseball Players Bonnie JΓ€rvinen
π
Manager: Emie Strawberry
1. 2B Eden Ford
2. CF Henry Pike
3. C G. Pope
4. RF Wilma Li
5. LF Chad de Vos
6. 3B Hitchcock Hills
7. SS Tazmanian Chesterfield
8. DH Catgirl Niekro
9. 1B Ratana Yankovic
π
Manager: Lowe Wakefield
1. 1B Test Ragequit
2. 3B Michael Aquino
3. SS Bloop Wanamaker
4. LF Anastasia Elliott
5. 2B Brooks Avila
6. CF Cheng Weeks
7. C Purple Hess
8. RF Jack Mitchell
9. DH My Loveless
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π» Fredericton Fast Bears batting. π© Bonnie JΓ€rvinen pitching.
π Now batting: Eden Ford (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Eden Ford strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Henry Pike (1st PA of game)
π Henry Pike hits a ground ball to third base.
π Henry Pike singles on a ground ball to LF Anastasia Elliott.
π Now batting: G. Pope (1st PA of game)
π G. Pope hits a fly ball to right field.
π G. Pope flies out to RF Jack Mitchell.
π Now batting: Wilma Li (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Wilma Li hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Wilma Li grounds into a force out, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 2B Brooks Avila. Henry Pike out at second.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π» Rina Friedrich pitching.
π Now batting: Test Ragequit (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Test Ragequit hits a fly ball to right field.
π Test Ragequit homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: Michael Aquino (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Michael Aquino strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1st PA of game)
π Bloop Wanamaker hits a line drive to center field.
π Bloop Wanamaker triples on a line drive to CF Henry Pike.
π Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ Fans shout encouragement!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Anastasia Elliott walks.
π Now batting: Brooks Avila (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul tip. Brooks Avila strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1st PA of game)
π Cheng Weeks hits a line drive to right field.
π Cheng Weeks lines out to RF Wilma Li.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π» Fredericton Fast Bears batting. π© Bonnie JΓ€rvinen pitching.
π Now batting: Chad de Vos (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Chad de Vos strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hitchcock Hills (1st PA of game)
π Hitchcock Hills hits a line drive to center field.
π Hitchcock Hills lines out to CF Cheng Weeks.
π Now batting: Tazmanian Chesterfield (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Tazmanian Chesterfield hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Tazmanian Chesterfield grounds out, P Bonnie JΓ€rvinen to 1B Test Ragequit.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π» Rina Friedrich pitching.
π Now batting: Purple Hess (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Purple Hess strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Jack Mitchell strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: My Loveless (1st PA of game)
π My Loveless hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π My Loveless grounds out, SS Tazmanian Chesterfield to 1B Ratana Yankovic.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π» Fredericton Fast Bears batting. π© Bonnie JΓ€rvinen pitching.
π Now batting: Catgirl Niekro (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Catgirl Niekro hits a line drive to center field.
π Catgirl Niekro lines out to CF Cheng Weeks.
π Now batting: Ratana Yankovic (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Ratana Yankovic walks.
π Now batting: Eden Ford (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Eden Ford walks. Ratana Yankovic to second base. π£ The crowd is pumped!
π Now batting: Henry Pike (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Henry Pike walks. Ratana Yankovic to third base. Eden Ford to second base.
π Now batting: G. Pope (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. π£ The energy in the park surges!
π G. Pope hits a ground ball to second base.
π G. Pope grounds into a double play, 2B Brooks Avila to C Purple Hess to 1B Test Ragequit. Ratana Yankovic out at home. G. Pope out at first base.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π» Rina Friedrich pitching.
π Now batting: Test Ragequit (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Test Ragequit walks.
π Now batting: Michael Aquino (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Michael Aquino hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Michael Aquino singles on a ground ball to CF Henry Pike. Test Ragequit to second base.
π Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1 for 1, 1 3B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Bloop Wanamaker hits a line drive to left field.
π Bloop Wanamaker doubles on a line drive to LF Chad de Vos. Test Ragequit scores! Michael Aquino to third base.
π Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Anastasia Elliott strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Brooks Avila (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Brooks Avila hits a line drive to left field.
π Brooks Avila singles on a line drive to LF Chad de Vos. Michael Aquino scores! Bloop Wanamaker scores!
π Now batting: Cheng Weeks (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Cheng Weeks hits a fly ball to center field.
π Cheng Weeks doubles on a fly ball to CF Henry Pike. Brooks Avila to third base.
π Now batting: Purple Hess (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ A huge cheer erupts!
π Purple Hess hits a line drive to center field.
π Purple Hess lines into a double play, SS Tazmanian Chesterfield to 3B Hitchcock Hills. Brooks Avila out at third base.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π» Fredericton Fast Bears batting. π© Bonnie JΓ€rvinen pitching.
π Now batting: Wilma Li (0 for 1, 1 F)
π Wilma Li hits a ground ball to second base.
π Wilma Li singles on a ground ball to CF Cheng Weeks.
π Now batting: Chad de Vos (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Chad de Vos hits a fly ball to center field.
π Chad de Vos doubles on a fly ball to CF Cheng Weeks. Wilma Li to third base.
π Now batting: Hitchcock Hills (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Hitchcock Hills walks.
π Now batting: Tazmanian Chesterfield (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Tazmanian Chesterfield hits a ground ball to first base.
π Tazmanian Chesterfield reaches on a fielder's choice, fielded by 1B Test Ragequit. Wilma Li scores! Chad de Vos to third base. Hitchcock Hills to second base. Throwing error by Test Ragequit.
π Now batting: Catgirl Niekro (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The crowd is pumped up!
π Catgirl Niekro hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Catgirl Niekro grounds into a double play, SP3 Bonnie JΓ€rvinen to C Purple Hess to 1B Test Ragequit. Chad de Vos out at home. Catgirl Niekro out at first base. Hitchcock Hills to third base. Tazmanian Chesterfield to second base.
π Now batting: Ratana Yankovic (1 BB)
π Ratana Yankovic hits a fly ball to center field.
π Ratana Yankovic flies out to CF Cheng Weeks.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π» Rina Friedrich pitching.
π Now batting: Jack Mitchell (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Jack Mitchell hits a fly ball to right field.
π Jack Mitchell homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: My Loveless (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π My Loveless hits a line drive to left field.
π My Loveless lines out to LF Chad de Vos.
π Now batting: Test Ragequit (1 for 1, 1 HR, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Test Ragequit strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Michael Aquino (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Michael Aquino strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π» Fredericton Fast Bears batting. π© Bonnie JΓ€rvinen pitching.
π Now batting: Eden Ford (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Eden Ford hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Eden Ford grounds out, P Bonnie JΓ€rvinen to 1B Test Ragequit.
π Now batting: Henry Pike (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Henry Pike hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Henry Pike singles on a ground ball to P Bonnie JΓ€rvinen.
π Now batting: G. Pope (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π G. Pope hits a ground ball to second base.
π G. Pope grounds into a double play, 2B Brooks Avila to SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Test Ragequit. Henry Pike out at second base. G. Pope out at first base.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π» Rina Friedrich pitching.
π Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (2 for 2, 1 3B, 1 2B)
π Bloop Wanamaker hits a line drive to left field.
π Bloop Wanamaker lines out to LF Chad de Vos.
π Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Anastasia Elliott hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Anastasia Elliott grounds out, SS Tazmanian Chesterfield to 1B Ratana Yankovic.
π Now batting: Brooks Avila (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Brooks Avila hits a line drive to center field.
π Brooks Avila singles on a line drive to CF Henry Pike.
π Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1 for 2, 1 LO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Cheng Weeks walks. Brooks Avila to second base.
π Manager Emie Strawberry of the π» Fredericton Fast Bears is making a mound visit.
π SP3 Rina Friedrich is leaving the game. π» RP3 Chipper Mann takes the mound.
π Now batting: Purple Hess (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 CDP)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ Everyone cheers at once!
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Purple Hess hits a ground ball to second base.
π Purple Hess grounds out, 2B Eden Ford to 1B Ratana Yankovic.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π» Fredericton Fast Bears batting. π© Bonnie JΓ€rvinen pitching.
π Now batting: Wilma Li (1 for 2, 1 F, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Wilma Li walks.
π Now batting: Chad de Vos (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Chad de Vos hits a line drive to center field.
π Chad de Vos lines into a double play, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Test Ragequit. Wilma Li out at first base.
π Now batting: Hitchcock Hills (0 for 1, 1 LO, 1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Hitchcock Hills hits a ground ball to first base.
π Hitchcock Hills grounds out to 1B Test Ragequit.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π» Chipper Mann pitching.
π Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Jack Mitchell strikes out looking.
π Now batting: My Loveless (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. My Loveless walks.
π Now batting: Test Ragequit (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Test Ragequit hits a line drive to left field.
π Test Ragequit doubles on a line drive to LF Chad de Vos. My Loveless scores!
π Now batting: Michael Aquino (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)
π Michael Aquino hits a fly ball to center field.
π Michael Aquino flies out to CF Henry Pike. Test Ragequit to third base.
π Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (2 for 3, 1 3B, 1 2B, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2. π£ The home supporters can't contain themselves!
π Bloop Wanamaker strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π» Fredericton Fast Bears batting. π© Bonnie JΓ€rvinen pitching.
π Now batting: Tazmanian Chesterfield (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FC)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Tazmanian Chesterfield hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Tazmanian Chesterfield singles on a ground ball to LF Anastasia Elliott.
π Now batting: Catgirl Niekro (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Catgirl Niekro hits a line drive to left field.
π Catgirl Niekro lines out to LF Anastasia Elliott.
π Now batting: Ratana Yankovic (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 FO)
π Ratana Yankovic hits a line drive to right field.
π Ratana Yankovic singles on a line drive to RF Jack Mitchell. Tazmanian Chesterfield to second base.
π Manager Lowe Wakefield of the π© Shit Baseball Players is making a mound visit.
π SP3 Bonnie JΓ€rvinen remains in the game.
π Now batting: Eden Ford (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Tazmanian Chesterfield steals third base!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Eden Ford hits a ground ball to first base.
π Eden Ford grounds into a force out, 1B Test Ragequit to 2B Brooks Avila. Ratana Yankovic out at second. Tazmanian Chesterfield scores!
π Now batting: Henry Pike (2 for 2, 2 1B, 1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Henry Pike hits a ground ball to third base.
π Henry Pike singles on a ground ball to LF Anastasia Elliott. Eden Ford to second base.
π Now batting: G. Pope (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 GIDP, 2 GO)
π G. Pope hits a fly ball to center field.
π G. Pope flies out to CF Cheng Weeks.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π» Chipper Mann pitching.
π Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Anastasia Elliott strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Brooks Avila (2 for 3, 1 SO, 2 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Brooks Avila strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1 for 2, 1 LO, 1 2B, 1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul tip. 0-2.
π Cheng Weeks hits a ground ball to third base.
π Cheng Weeks grounds out, 3B Hitchcock Hills to 1B Ratana Yankovic.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π» Fredericton Fast Bears batting. π© Bonnie JΓ€rvinen pitching.
π Now batting: Wilma Li (1 for 2, 1 F, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Wilma Li strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Chad de Vos (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 CDP)
π Chad de Vos hits a fly ball to center field.
π Chad de Vos flies out to CF Cheng Weeks.
π Now batting: Hitchcock Hills (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Hitchcock Hills strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π» Chipper Mann pitching.
π Now batting: Purple Hess (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 CDP, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Purple Hess hits a ground ball to third base.
π Purple Hess grounds out, 3B Hitchcock Hills to 1B Ratana Yankovic.
π Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Jack Mitchell hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jack Mitchell singles on a ground ball to LF Chad de Vos.
π Now batting: My Loveless (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 LO, 1 BB)
π My Loveless hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π My Loveless grounds into a double play, SS Tazmanian Chesterfield to 1B Ratana Yankovic. Jack Mitchell out at second base. My Loveless out at first base.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π» Fredericton Fast Bears batting. π© Bonnie JΓ€rvinen pitching.
π Now batting: Tazmanian Chesterfield (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 FC)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul tip. 1-1. π£ The noise just keeps building!
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Tazmanian Chesterfield hits a line drive to left field.
π Tazmanian Chesterfield singles on a line drive to LF Anastasia Elliott.
π Now batting: Catgirl Niekro (0 for 3, 2 LO, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Catgirl Niekro hits a ground ball to third base. π£ The cheers echo off the walls!
π Catgirl Niekro grounds out, 3B Michael Aquino to 1B Test Ragequit. Tazmanian Chesterfield to second base.
π Now batting: Ratana Yankovic (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2. Tazmanian Chesterfield steals third base!
π Ratana Yankovic strikes out swinging. π£ Excitement pours from the crowd!
π Now batting: Eden Ford (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 GO, 1 F)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Eden Ford hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Eden Ford grounds out, P Bonnie JΓ€rvinen to 1B Test Ragequit.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π π© Shit Baseball Players are Prosperous! They earn 160 πͺ. π» Fredericton Fast Bears are Prosperous! They earn 320 πͺ.
π π© Shit Baseball Players defeated π» Fredericton Fast Bears. Final score: 6-2