🔗 ⚔️ New Haven Sword Angels vs 💩 Shit Baseball Players @ Toilet Bowl Coliseum
🔗 ⚔️ New Haven Sword Angels Extra Iversen vs. 💩 Shit Baseball Players Emma van der Kooy
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Manager: Jasper Luna
1. C Pete Esprit
2. 2B Recycled Garfield II
3. LF Cecilia Radu
4. 1B Mai Papadimitriou
5. DH Zaphod Alvarado
6. CF Bubblegum Musa
7. RF Patroclus Flynn
8. SS Braig Delaney
9. 3B Internet Wanamaker
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Manager: Lowe Wakefield
1. 1B Test Ragequit
2. 3B Michael Aquino
3. SS Bloop Wanamaker
4. LF Anastasia Elliott
5. 2B Brooks Avila
6. CF Cheng Weeks
7. C Purple Hess
8. RF Jack Mitchell
9. DH My Loveless
🔗 "PLAY BALL."
🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. ⚔️ New Haven Sword Angels batting. 💩 Emma van der Kooy pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Pete Esprit (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Pete Esprit hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Pete Esprit singles on a line drive to RF Jack Mitchell.
🔗 Now batting: Recycled Garfield II (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Pete Esprit steals second base! 📣 The cheering is relentless!
🔗 Recycled Garfield II hits a popup to first base.
🔗 Recycled Garfield II pops out to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 Now batting: Cecilia Radu (1st PA of game)
🔗 Cecilia Radu hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Cecilia Radu grounds out, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Test Ragequit. Pete Esprit to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Mai Papadimitriou (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2. 📣 The stands are shaking!
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Mai Papadimitriou walks.
🔗 Now batting: Zaphod Alvarado (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Zaphod Alvarado strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. ⚔️ Extra Iversen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Test Ragequit hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Test Ragequit singles on a ground ball to LF Cecilia Radu.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (1st PA of game)
🔗 Michael Aquino is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Test Ragequit to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1st PA of game)
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a ground ball to third base. 📣 A cheer rips through the park!
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker reaches on a fielder's choice, fielded by 3B Internet Wanamaker. Test Ragequit to third base. Michael Aquino to second base. Fielding error by Internet Wanamaker.
🔗 Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2. 📣 It's a wall of sound!
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Anastasia Elliott walks. Test Ragequit scores! Michael Aquino to third base. Bloop Wanamaker to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Brooks Avila (1st PA of game)
🔗 Brooks Avila hits a popup to first base.
🔗 Brooks Avila pops out to 1B Mai Papadimitriou.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1. 📣 Hands clap and whistles pierce the air!
🔗 Cheng Weeks hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Cheng Weeks singles on a ground ball to RF Patroclus Flynn. Michael Aquino scores! Bloop Wanamaker to third base. Anastasia Elliott to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (1st PA of game)
🔗 Purple Hess hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Purple Hess reaches on a fielder's choice, fielded by 1B Mai Papadimitriou. Bloop Wanamaker scores! Anastasia Elliott to third base. Cheng Weeks to second base. Fielding error by Mai Papadimitriou.
🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Jack Mitchell hits a line drive to left field. 📣 Energy pulses from the stands!
🔗 Jack Mitchell singles on a line drive to LF Cecilia Radu. Anastasia Elliott scores! Cheng Weeks to third base. Purple Hess to second base.
🔗 Now batting: My Loveless (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 My Loveless hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 My Loveless grounds into a force out, P Extra Iversen to C Pete Esprit. Cheng Weeks out at home. Purple Hess to third base. Jack Mitchell to second base. My Loveless to first base.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. 📣 Chants rise from the bleachers!
🔗 Test Ragequit hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Test Ragequit singles on a line drive to CF Bubblegum Musa. Purple Hess scores! Jack Mitchell to third base. My Loveless to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (1 HBP)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Michael Aquino hits a line drive to right field. 📣 Cheers cascade from every section!
🔗 Michael Aquino singles on a line drive to RF Patroclus Flynn. Jack Mitchell scores! My Loveless to third base. Test Ragequit to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (0 for 1, 1 FC)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a popup to the catcher.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker pops out to C Pete Esprit.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. ⚔️ New Haven Sword Angels batting. 💩 Emma van der Kooy pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Bubblegum Musa (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Bubblegum Musa hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Bubblegum Musa singles on a line drive to RF Jack Mitchell.
🔗 Now batting: Patroclus Flynn (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Patroclus Flynn strikes out swinging. Bubblegum Musa steals second base!
🔗 Now batting: Braig Delaney (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Braig Delaney walks.
🔗 Now batting: Internet Wanamaker (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Internet Wanamaker strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Pete Esprit (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Pete Esprit hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Pete Esprit flies out to LF Anastasia Elliott.
🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. ⚔️ Extra Iversen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (1 BB)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 3-2.
🔗 Anastasia Elliott strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Brooks Avila (0 for 1, 1 PO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Brooks Avila hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Brooks Avila grounds out, 3B Internet Wanamaker to 1B Mai Papadimitriou.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Cheng Weeks hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Cheng Weeks homers on a fly ball to right field!
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (0 for 1, 1 FC)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Purple Hess hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Purple Hess grounds out, 2B Recycled Garfield II to 1B Mai Papadimitriou.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. ⚔️ New Haven Sword Angels batting. 💩 Emma van der Kooy pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Recycled Garfield II (0 for 1, 1 PO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Ball 4. Recycled Garfield II walks.
🔗 Now batting: Cecilia Radu (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Cecilia Radu hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Cecilia Radu flies out to RF Jack Mitchell.
🔗 Now batting: Mai Papadimitriou (1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0. Recycled Garfield II steals second base!
🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.
🔗 Mai Papadimitriou strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Zaphod Alvarado (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Zaphod Alvarado is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
🔗 Now batting: Bubblegum Musa (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Bubblegum Musa hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Bubblegum Musa singles on a ground ball to RF Jack Mitchell. Recycled Garfield II to third base. Zaphod Alvarado to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Patroclus Flynn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Ball 4. Patroclus Flynn walks. Recycled Garfield II scores! Zaphod Alvarado to third base. Bubblegum Musa to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Braig Delaney (1 BB)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Braig Delaney strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. ⚔️ Extra Iversen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Jack Mitchell hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Jack Mitchell doubles on a line drive to RF Patroclus Flynn.
🔗 Now batting: My Loveless (0 for 1, 1 F)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. 📣 The decibels rise to a frenzy!
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 My Loveless hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 My Loveless lines out to SS Braig Delaney.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (2 for 2, 2 1B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1. 📣 The hometown supporters give a roar!
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Test Ragequit strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (1 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2. 📣 The place is rocking!
🔗 Michael Aquino strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. ⚔️ New Haven Sword Angels batting. 💩 Emma van der Kooy pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Internet Wanamaker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Internet Wanamaker walks.
🔗 Now batting: Pete Esprit (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
🔗 Pete Esprit hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Pete Esprit singles on a ground ball to RF Jack Mitchell. Internet Wanamaker to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Recycled Garfield II (0 for 1, 1 PO, 1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Recycled Garfield II hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Recycled Garfield II doubles on a ground ball to 3B Michael Aquino. Internet Wanamaker scores! Pete Esprit to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Cecilia Radu (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Cecilia Radu strikes out swinging.
🔗 Manager Lowe Wakefield of the 💩 Shit Baseball Players is making a mound visit.
🔗 SP1 Emma van der Kooy is leaving the game. 💩 RP1 Cabbage Bois takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Mai Papadimitriou (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Ball 4. Mai Papadimitriou walks.
🔗 Now batting: Zaphod Alvarado (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 HBP)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Zaphod Alvarado strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Bubblegum Musa (2 for 2, 2 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Bubblegum Musa strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. ⚔️ Extra Iversen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 FC)
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker doubles on a ground ball to LF Cecilia Radu.
🔗 Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Anastasia Elliott hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Anastasia Elliott grounds out to 1B Mai Papadimitriou. Bloop Wanamaker to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Brooks Avila (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Brooks Avila is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 HR)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. 📣 Fans jump and shout!
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Cheng Weeks strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FC)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 3-1.
🔗 Purple Hess hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Purple Hess homers on a fly ball to right field! Bloop Wanamaker scores! Brooks Avila scores!
🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 2B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Jack Mitchell hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Jack Mitchell singles on a ground ball to LF Cecilia Radu.
🔗 Now batting: My Loveless (0 for 2, 1 F, 1 LO)
🔗 My Loveless hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 My Loveless homers on a fly ball to left field! Jack Mitchell scores!
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Test Ragequit strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. ⚔️ New Haven Sword Angels batting. 💩 Cabbage Bois pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Patroclus Flynn (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Patroclus Flynn hits a popup to the shortstop.
🔗 Patroclus Flynn pops out to SS Bloop Wanamaker.
🔗 Now batting: Braig Delaney (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Braig Delaney hits a popup to second base.
🔗 Braig Delaney pops out to 2B Brooks Avila.
🔗 Now batting: Internet Wanamaker (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Internet Wanamaker strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. ⚔️ SP1 Extra Iversen is leaving the game. ⚔️ RP1 Doc Nkurunziza takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (1 for 2, 1 HBP, 1 1B, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Michael Aquino hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Michael Aquino grounds out, 3B Internet Wanamaker to 1B Mai Papadimitriou.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 2B, 1 FC)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Anastasia Elliott strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. ⚔️ New Haven Sword Angels batting. 💩 Cabbage Bois pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Pete Esprit (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Pete Esprit hits a popup to third base.
🔗 Pete Esprit pops out to 3B Michael Aquino.
🔗 Now batting: Recycled Garfield II (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 BB, 1 2B)
🔗 Recycled Garfield II hits a popup to second base.
🔗 Recycled Garfield II pops out to 2B Brooks Avila.
🔗 Now batting: Cecilia Radu (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 FO, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Cecilia Radu hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Cecilia Radu lines out to RF Jack Mitchell.
🔗 End of the top of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. ⚔️ Doc Nkurunziza pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Brooks Avila (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 GO, 1 HBP)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Brooks Avila hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Brooks Avila singles on a ground ball to CF Bubblegum Musa.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 HR, 1 SO)
🔗 Cheng Weeks hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Cheng Weeks singles on a line drive to CF Bubblegum Musa. Brooks Avila to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 HR, 1 FC)
🔗 Purple Hess hits a ground ball to second base. 📣 The park vibrates with noise!
🔗 Purple Hess singles on a ground ball to RF Patroclus Flynn. Brooks Avila scores! Cheng Weeks to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (3 for 3, 2 1B, 1 2B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Jack Mitchell strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: My Loveless (1 for 3, 1 F, 1 LO, 1 HR)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 My Loveless hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 My Loveless grounds into a force out, SS Braig Delaney unassisted. Purple Hess out at second. Cheng Weeks to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (2 for 4, 2 1B, 2 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1. 📣 The stands shake with noise!
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1. My Loveless is caught stealing second base.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. ⚔️ New Haven Sword Angels batting. 💩 Cabbage Bois pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Mai Papadimitriou (0 for 1, 2 BB, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Foul tip. Mai Papadimitriou strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Zaphod Alvarado (0 for 2, 2 SO, 1 HBP)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Zaphod Alvarado strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Bubblegum Musa (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 SO)
🔗 Bubblegum Musa hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Bubblegum Musa lines out to SS Bloop Wanamaker.
🔗 End of the top of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. ⚔️ Doc Nkurunziza pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (2 for 4, 2 1B, 2 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Test Ragequit hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Test Ragequit lines out to 2B Recycled Garfield II.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (1 for 3, 1 HBP, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Michael Aquino strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1 for 4, 1 PO, 1 2B, 1 SO, 1 FC)
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker grounds out to 1B Mai Papadimitriou.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. ⚔️ New Haven Sword Angels batting. 💩 Cabbage Bois pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Patroclus Flynn (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 PO)
🔗 Patroclus Flynn hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Patroclus Flynn lines out to 2B Brooks Avila.
🔗 Now batting: Braig Delaney (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 SO, 1 PO)
🔗 Braig Delaney hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Braig Delaney flies out to CF Cheng Weeks.
🔗 Now batting: Internet Wanamaker (0 for 2, 2 SO, 1 BB)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Internet Wanamaker strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. ⚔️ Doc Nkurunziza pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Anastasia Elliott (0 for 3, 1 BB, 2 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Anastasia Elliott hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Anastasia Elliott flies out to LF Cecilia Radu.
🔗 Now batting: Brooks Avila (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 GO, 1 HBP, 1 1B)
🔗 Brooks Avila hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Brooks Avila singles on a ground ball to 3B Internet Wanamaker.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (3 for 4, 2 1B, 1 HR, 1 SO)
🔗 Cheng Weeks hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Cheng Weeks grounds into a force out, 2B Recycled Garfield II unassisted. Brooks Avila out at second.
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (2 for 4, 1 GO, 1 HR, 1 1B, 1 FC)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.
🔗 Purple Hess hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Purple Hess doubles on a line drive to CF Bubblegum Musa. Cheng Weeks to third base.
🔗 Manager Jasper Luna of the ⚔️ New Haven Sword Angels is making a mound visit.
🔗 RP1 Doc Nkurunziza remains in the game.
🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (3 for 4, 2 1B, 1 2B, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0. 📣 The bleachers are booming!
🔗 Jack Mitchell hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Jack Mitchell lines out to RF Patroclus Flynn.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. ⚔️ New Haven Sword Angels batting. 💩 Cabbage Bois pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Pete Esprit (2 for 4, 2 1B, 1 FO, 1 PO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Pete Esprit hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Pete Esprit lines out to LF Anastasia Elliott.
🔗 Now batting: Recycled Garfield II (1 for 3, 2 PO, 1 BB, 1 2B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Recycled Garfield II hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Recycled Garfield II grounds out, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 Now batting: Cecilia Radu (0 for 4, 1 GO, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 LO)
🔗 Cecilia Radu hits a popup to second base.
🔗 Cecilia Radu pops out to 2B Brooks Avila.
🔗 End of the top of the 9th.
🔗 "GAME OVER."
🔗 💩 Shit Baseball Players are Prosperous! They earn 300 🪙. ⚔️ New Haven Sword Angels are Prosperous! They earn 600 🪙.
🔗 💩 Shit Baseball Players defeated ⚔️ New Haven Sword Angels. Final score: 13-2