π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Count Young vs. πΎ Simulacra I Walter Johnson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul tip. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth steals second base! π£ The ballpark is in an uproar!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to third base.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to left field.
π Honus Wagner flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Hannah Whitaker hits a fly ball to center field.
π Hannah Whitaker flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a fly ball to left field.
π Brandi Rakoto homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays is caught stealing second base.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-1. π£ The noise just keeps building!
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to left field! Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul tip. Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a line drive to center field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench lines out to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner pops out to SS Barbara Bone.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
π Willie Mays flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Ted Williams steals second base! π£ The crowd is pumped up!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field. π£ The fans thunder their approval!
π Babe Ruth doubles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada. Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to SS Barbara Bone. Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base! π£ Every fan is making noise!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. π£ The ballpark erupts in applause!
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to third base.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Mike Schmidt to third base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 PO)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Mike Schmidt scores! Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0. π£ Fans yell themselves hoarse!
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
π Willie Mays doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Ted Williams hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Ted Williams pops out to SS Barbara Bone.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO, 2 BB)
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 2, 1 BB, 1 HR, 1 2B)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 3, 1 FO, 2 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Flapdoodle Marquez singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 PO, 1 2B)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner grounds into a double play, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Lou Gehrig out at second base. Honus Wagner out at first base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 FO, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to second base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 2 BB, 1 FO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds into a double play, 3B Alexandra Quinn to SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Ted Williams out at second base. Rickey Henderson out at first base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 1 BB, 1 HR, 1 2B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 SO)
π Rita Tejada is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 LO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 11-1