π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Dacie Petrenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Randy Johnson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to first base.
π Noam Shevchenko singles on a ground ball to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a line drive to right field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez lines out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Rickey Henderson homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ The hometown faithful are loving this!
π Ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a fly ball to left field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base! π£ Everyone is chanting the team's name!
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to second base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams lines out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Brandi Rakoto singles on a ground ball to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to third base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to first base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to center field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Barbara Bone singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2. π£ Noise rains down from the seats!
π Ball. 3-2. Honus Wagner is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a line drive to left field.
π Hannah Whitaker lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 2, 1 HR, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 1-1. π£ A huge cheer erupts!
π Ball. 2-1. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to second base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing second base.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a popup to second base.
π Johnny Bench pops out to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Lou Gehrig is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 HBP)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.
π Honus Wagner flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
π Willie Mays flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Gertrude McCall is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to left field.
π Noam Shevchenko singles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson. Gertrude McCall to third base.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 3, 1 LO, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ The fans thunder their approval!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 2, 1 HR, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to P A. Wu.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing second base.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a popup to third base.
π Babe Ruth pops out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ Supporters yell at full volume!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to second base.
π Barbara Bone grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 HBP)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. π£ The home faithful go berserk!
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ lines out to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to second base.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 1-0