π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Avi Mack vs. πΎ Simulacra I Greg Maddux
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Rita Tejada hits a popup to the catcher.
π Rita Tejada pops out to C Johnny Bench.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base! π£ No one is sitting anymore!
π Strike, looking. 0-2. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Ball. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to SS Barbara Bone. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to first base.
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a ground ball to RF Brandi Rakoto. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. π£ The fans bellow encouragement!
π Foul tip. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt to third base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0. π£ No one is sitting anymore!
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Honus Wagner is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Lou Gehrig to second base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field. π£ Supporters yell at full volume!
π Willie Mays doubles on a fly ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Mike Schmidt scores! Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Willie Mays is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Babe Ruth is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to center field.
π Mike Schmidt homers on a line drive to center field!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to first base.
π Johnny Bench lines out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Lou Gehrig is caught stealing second base.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Honus Wagner walks.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to right field.
π Willie Mays flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Noam Shevchenko lines out to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to left field.
π Ted Williams flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 HBP)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 2, 1 2B, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to center field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The excitement is off the charts!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2. π£ It's a wall of sound!
π Lou Gehrig strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 HBP, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Ted Williams grounds out, P Myrtle Bakker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 BB, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 HBP, 1 GO)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (3 for 3, 1 2B, 1 HR, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a popup to second base.
π Mike Schmidt pops out to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to center field.
π Johnny Bench singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a line drive to center field.
π Alexandra Quinn singles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 2B, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
π Willie Mays triples on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 BB, 2 SO, 1 1B)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds into a double play, 2B Hannah Whitaker to SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Ted Williams out at second base. Rickey Henderson out at first base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 HBP, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Babe Ruth lines out to SS Barbara Bone.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall hits a line drive to center field.
π Gertrude McCall lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 1 PO, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 8-0