🔗 😡 Niceville Nasty Folks vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield
🔗 😡 Niceville Nasty Folks Amber Sharma vs. 💾 Simulacra I Walter Johnson
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1. CF Waylon Sexton
2. C Sheila Jallow
3. 1B Slurmp Cestlavie
4. RF Jenna Fritz
5. DH Jair Seki
6. 3B Kyrie Vaughan
7. 2B Juniper Joly
8. LF Piter Kouadio
9. SS Wei Price
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1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
🔗 "PLAY BALL."
🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 😡 Niceville Nasty Folks batting.
🔗 Now batting: Waylon Sexton (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Waylon Sexton strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Sheila Jallow (1st PA of game)
🔗 Sheila Jallow hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Sheila Jallow grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Slurmp Cestlavie (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Slurmp Cestlavie hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Slurmp Cestlavie flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
🔗 End of the top of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to right field!
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to RF Jenna Fritz.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Mike Schmidt grounds into a double play, SS Wei Price to 2B Juniper Joly to 1B Slurmp Cestlavie. Jackie Robinson out at second base. Mike Schmidt out at first base.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 😡 Niceville Nasty Folks batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Jenna Fritz (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Jenna Fritz strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Jair Seki (1st PA of game)
🔗 Jair Seki hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Jair Seki flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
🔗 Now batting: Kyrie Vaughan (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Kyrie Vaughan strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Amber Sharma is leaving the game. 😡 SP2 Amelia Cowan takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Juniper Joly to 1B Slurmp Cestlavie.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to LF Piter Kouadio.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Willie Mays hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Willie Mays flies out to RF Jenna Fritz.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 😡 Niceville Nasty Folks batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Juniper Joly (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Juniper Joly hits a popup to first base.
🔗 Juniper Joly pops out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Piter Kouadio (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Piter Kouadio hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Piter Kouadio singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.
🔗 Now batting: Wei Price (1st PA of game)
🔗 Wei Price hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Wei Price singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth. Piter Kouadio to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Waylon Sexton (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Waylon Sexton strikes out looking. 📣 The faithful rise as one!
🔗 The 💾 Simulacra I manager is making a mound visit.
🔗 SP3 Greg Maddux remains in the game.
🔗 Now batting: Sheila Jallow (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1. Piter Kouadio is caught stealing third base.
🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Amelia Cowan is leaving the game. 😡 SP3 Cassette Lynn takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Ted Williams singles on a line drive to LF Piter Kouadio.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Rickey Henderson grounds into a force out, 1B Slurmp Cestlavie to 2B Juniper Joly. Ted Williams out at second.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 HR)
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to center field! Rickey Henderson scores!
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Jackie Robinson flies out to RF Jenna Fritz.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a popup to second base.
🔗 Mike Schmidt pops out to 2B Juniper Joly.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 😡 Niceville Nasty Folks batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Sheila Jallow (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Sheila Jallow strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Slurmp Cestlavie (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Slurmp Cestlavie strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Jenna Fritz (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Jenna Fritz strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Cassette Lynn is leaving the game. 😡 SP4 Crumble Sherman takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Johnny Bench flies out to LF Piter Kouadio.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Lou Gehrig strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to RF Jenna Fritz.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Kyrie Vaughan to 1B Slurmp Cestlavie.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 😡 Niceville Nasty Folks batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Jair Seki (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Jair Seki strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Kyrie Vaughan (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Kyrie Vaughan strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Juniper Joly (0 for 1, 1 PO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Juniper Joly strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Crumble Sherman is leaving the game. 😡 SP5 Ernie Royer takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 F)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 2, 2 HR)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to RF Jenna Fritz. Rickey Henderson scores!
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. Babe Ruth steals third base!
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop. 📣 The noise level skyrockets!
🔗 Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Wei Price to 1B Slurmp Cestlavie. Babe Ruth scores!
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 PO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to CF Waylon Sexton.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Johnny Bench doubles on a fly ball to LF Piter Kouadio. Mike Schmidt to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base. 📣 Excitement surges through the park!
🔗 Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Slurmp Cestlavie.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 😡 Niceville Nasty Folks batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Piter Kouadio (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Piter Kouadio strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Wei Price (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Wei Price strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Waylon Sexton (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Waylon Sexton strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Ernie Royer is leaving the game. 😡 RP1 Carl Byers takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 2 1B)
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Honus Wagner flies out to CF Waylon Sexton.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
🔗 Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Kyrie Vaughan to 1B Slurmp Cestlavie.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Slurmp Cestlavie.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 😡 Niceville Nasty Folks batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Sheila Jallow (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Sheila Jallow strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Slurmp Cestlavie (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Slurmp Cestlavie strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Jenna Fritz (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Jenna Fritz strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Carl Byers is leaving the game. 😡 RP2 Erik Boyfailure takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 F, 1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Rickey Henderson flies out to CF Waylon Sexton.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (3 for 3, 2 HR, 1 2B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 GO)
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Jackie Robinson homers on a fly ball to left field! Babe Ruth scores!
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 PO, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Wei Price to 1B Slurmp Cestlavie.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 2B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Johnny Bench singles on a ground ball to LF Piter Kouadio.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2. Johnny Bench steals second base! 📣 A rumble of excitement rolls through the stadium!
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 😡 Niceville Nasty Folks batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Jair Seki (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Jair Seki strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Kyrie Vaughan (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Kyrie Vaughan strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Juniper Joly (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Juniper Joly strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Erik Boyfailure is leaving the game. 😡 RP3 Luca Maloney takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 FO)
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to LF Piter Kouadio.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 GO)
🔗 Willie Mays hits a line drive to the shortstop.
🔗 Willie Mays lines out to SS Wei Price.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0. Honus Wagner steals third base! 📣 The home fans make themselves heard!
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Ted Williams flies out on a sacrifice fly to CF Waylon Sexton. Honus Wagner scores!
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 F, 1 BB, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B Kyrie Vaughan to 1B Slurmp Cestlavie.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 😡 Niceville Nasty Folks batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Piter Kouadio (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
🔗 Piter Kouadio hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Piter Kouadio grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Wei Price (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Wei Price hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Wei Price singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
🔗 Now batting: Waylon Sexton (0 for 3, 3 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Waylon Sexton hits a popup to the catcher.
🔗 Waylon Sexton pops out to C Johnny Bench.
🔗 Now batting: Sheila Jallow (0 for 3, 1 GO, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul tip. 0-2.
🔗 Sheila Jallow strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 9th.
🔗 "GAME OVER."
🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 😡 Niceville Nasty Folks. Final score: 8-0