π πΆ No Tuesday Problems vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π πΆ No Tuesday Problems Crust Charlton vs. πΎ Simulacra I Walter Johnson
π
1. SS Ava MuΓ±oz
2. 3B Y. Alonso
3. CF Ganymede Baldwin
4. DH Louise Pitts
5. 2B August BlaΕΎeviΔ
6. RF Emil Haas
7. C Ampersand Holloway
8. 1B Lisbon Yavuz
9. LF Delilah Rudenko
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. πΆ No Tuesday Problems batting.
π Now batting: Ava MuΓ±oz (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ava MuΓ±oz strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Y. Alonso (1st PA of game)
π Y. Alonso hits a fly ball to center field.
π Y. Alonso homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Ganymede Baldwin (1st PA of game)
π Ganymede Baldwin hits a line drive to center field.
π Ganymede Baldwin lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Louise Pitts (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Louise Pitts strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Ava MuΓ±oz to 1B Lisbon Yavuz.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a fly ball to RF Emil Haas.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a fly ball to RF Emil Haas. Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Ava MuΓ±oz to 1B Lisbon Yavuz. Babe Ruth scores! Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ A wave of cheers sweeps the stadium!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. πΆ No Tuesday Problems batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: August BlaΕΎeviΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π August BlaΕΎeviΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Emil Haas (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Emil Haas strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Ampersand Holloway (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ampersand Holloway strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Crust Charlton is leaving the game. πΆ SP2 Harper Rosa takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to CF Ganymede Baldwin.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Honus Wagner walks.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Ball. 1-2. π£ The excitement is off the charts!
π Willie Mays strikes out looking. Honus Wagner is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. πΆ No Tuesday Problems batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lisbon Yavuz (1st PA of game)
π Lisbon Yavuz hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lisbon Yavuz singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Delilah Rudenko (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Delilah Rudenko hits a fly ball to center field.
π Delilah Rudenko flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Ava MuΓ±oz (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ava MuΓ±oz hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Ava MuΓ±oz grounds into a double play, SS Honus Wagner to 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig. Lisbon Yavuz out at second base. Ava MuΓ±oz out at first base.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Harper Rosa is leaving the game. πΆ SP3 Ki-Hoon Webb takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to left field.
π Ted Williams singles on a fly ball to LF Delilah Rudenko.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds into a double play, SS Ava MuΓ±oz to 2B August BlaΕΎeviΔ to 1B Lisbon Yavuz. Ted Williams out at second base. Rickey Henderson out at first base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, P Ki-Hoon Webb to 1B Lisbon Yavuz.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. πΆ No Tuesday Problems batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Y. Alonso (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Y. Alonso strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Ganymede Baldwin (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ganymede Baldwin hits a ground ball to third base.
π Ganymede Baldwin doubles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Louise Pitts (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ Fans yell themselves hoarse!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Louise Pitts strikes out looking.
π Now batting: August BlaΕΎeviΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π August BlaΕΎeviΔ strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Ki-Hoon Webb is leaving the game. πΆ SP4 Nate Appleby takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Ava MuΓ±oz to 1B Lisbon Yavuz.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Ganymede Baldwin. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.
π Willie Mays lines out on a sacrifice fly to CF Ganymede Baldwin. Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base! π£ Fans jump and shout!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to left field.
π Ted Williams flies out to LF Delilah Rudenko.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. πΆ No Tuesday Problems batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Emil Haas (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Emil Haas strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Ampersand Holloway (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ampersand Holloway strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Lisbon Yavuz (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Lisbon Yavuz strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Nate Appleby is leaving the game. πΆ SP5 Juliana Kravchenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 2 GO, 1 GIDP)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the catcher.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, C Ampersand Holloway to 1B Lisbon Yavuz.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. πΆ No Tuesday Problems batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Delilah Rudenko (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Delilah Rudenko hits a fly ball to center field.
π Delilah Rudenko flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Ava MuΓ±oz (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ava MuΓ±oz strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Y. Alonso (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Y. Alonso strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Juliana Kravchenko is leaving the game. πΆ RP1 Cash Salah takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 GO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to LF Delilah Rudenko.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 FO, 1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to RF Emil Haas.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to left field.
π Honus Wagner flies out to LF Delilah Rudenko.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. πΆ No Tuesday Problems batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ganymede Baldwin (1 for 2, 1 LO, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ganymede Baldwin strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Louise Pitts (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Louise Pitts strikes out looking.
π Now batting: August BlaΕΎeviΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π August BlaΕΎeviΔ strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Cash Salah is leaving the game. πΆ RP2 Tris Moulin takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 SF)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays grounds out, SS Ava MuΓ±oz to 1B Lisbon Yavuz.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 GIDP, 1 SO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to SS Ava MuΓ±oz. Ted Williams to second base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 2B, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ Supporters pound on the railings!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to RF Emil Haas. Ted Williams to third base. Rickey Henderson to second base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The home supporters can't contain themselves!
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson grounds into a force out, SS Ava MuΓ±oz to C Ampersand Holloway. Ted Williams out at home. Rickey Henderson to third base. Babe Ruth to second base. Jackie Robinson to first base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 2, 1 GO, 1 HR, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base. π£ The place is rocking!
π Mike Schmidt grounds into a force out, 3B Y. Alonso to C Ampersand Holloway. Rickey Henderson out at home.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. πΆ No Tuesday Problems batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Emil Haas (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Emil Haas strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Ampersand Holloway (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ampersand Holloway hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Ampersand Holloway grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Lisbon Yavuz (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Lisbon Yavuz hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lisbon Yavuz grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Tris Moulin is leaving the game. πΆ RP3 Coyote Scott takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 HR)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Y. Alonso to 1B Lisbon Yavuz.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 2 FO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B August BlaΕΎeviΔ to 1B Lisbon Yavuz.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Honus Wagner walks.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 SF, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to second base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 2B August BlaΕΎeviΔ to 1B Lisbon Yavuz.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. πΆ No Tuesday Problems batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Delilah Rudenko (0 for 2, 2 FO)
π Delilah Rudenko hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Delilah Rudenko pops out to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Ava MuΓ±oz (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Ava MuΓ±oz hits a ground ball to second base. π£ Fans slap the walls in rhythm!
π Ava MuΓ±oz grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Y. Alonso (1 for 3, 1 HR, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Y. Alonso strikes out looking. π£ The ballpark is in an uproar!
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated πΆ No Tuesday Problems. Final score: 4-1