π π₯© Mahwah Meats Meats vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π₯© Mahwah Meats Meats Jake Branch vs. πΎ Simulacra I Bob Gibson
π
1. SS Pipsqueak Chinchilla
2. 3B Etta Whelan
3. DH Justin Dobson
4. 2B Gaia David
5. RF Evan Riker
6. 1B Christian Tyler
7. C Tiffany Haynes
8. LF TainΓ‘ Heydari
9. CF Amillion O'Day
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π₯© Mahwah Meats Meats batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Pipsqueak Chinchilla (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Pipsqueak Chinchilla strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Etta Whelan (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Etta Whelan hits a line drive to left field.
π Etta Whelan lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Justin Dobson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Justin Dobson hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Justin Dobson grounds out, P Walter Johnson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Jake Branch is leaving the game. π₯© SP1 Eleanor Frick takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π₯© Mahwah Meats Meats batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gaia David (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Gaia David strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Evan Riker (1st PA of game)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Evan Riker strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Christian Tyler (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Christian Tyler strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Eleanor Frick is leaving the game. π₯© SP2 Mars Keogh takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Mike Schmidt is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop. π£ Fans yell themselves hoarse!
π Johnny Bench singles on a ground ball to SS Pipsqueak Chinchilla. Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a fly ball to LF TainΓ‘ Heydari. Johnny Bench scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 3B Etta Whelan to 1B Christian Tyler. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Lou Gehrig is caught stealing home.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
π Willie Mays doubles on a line drive to LF TainΓ‘ Heydari.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ The ballpark comes alive!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2. Willie Mays steals third base!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π₯© Mahwah Meats Meats batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Tiffany Haynes (1st PA of game)
π Tiffany Haynes hits a line drive to right field.
π Tiffany Haynes lines out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: TainΓ‘ Heydari (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π TainΓ‘ Heydari strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Amillion O'Day (1st PA of game)
π Amillion O'Day hits a ground ball to third base.
π Amillion O'Day singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Pipsqueak Chinchilla (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Pipsqueak Chinchilla strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Mars Keogh is leaving the game. π₯© SP3 Jerome Krasniqi takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to RF Evan Riker.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth steals second base! π£ Fans whoop and holler!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. π£ Everyone's clapping in rhythm!
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to RF Evan Riker. Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench flies out on a sacrifice fly to RF Evan Riker. Babe Ruth scores! Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ The hometown fans roar!
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner grounds into a force out, 3B Etta Whelan unassisted. Jackie Robinson out at third.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π₯© Mahwah Meats Meats batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Etta Whelan (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Etta Whelan strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Justin Dobson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Justin Dobson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Justin Dobson flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Gaia David (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Gaia David strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Jerome Krasniqi is leaving the game. π₯© SP4 Buck Groves takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
π Willie Mays flies out to CF Amillion O'Day.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul tip. Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Pipsqueak Chinchilla to 1B Christian Tyler.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π₯© Mahwah Meats Meats batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Evan Riker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Evan Riker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Christian Tyler (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Christian Tyler strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Tiffany Haynes (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Tiffany Haynes strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Buck Groves is leaving the game. π₯© SP5 Jake Branch takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, P Jake Branch to 1B Christian Tyler.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to CF Amillion O'Day.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 FO)
π Mike Schmidt is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 SF)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The ballpark comes alive!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench singles on a ground ball to 3B Etta Whelan. Jackie Robinson to third base. Mike Schmidt to second base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 2B, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to left field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to LF TainΓ‘ Heydari. Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt to third base. Johnny Bench to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 F)
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to right field.
π Honus Wagner hits a grand slam on a fly ball to right field! Mike Schmidt scores! Johnny Bench scores! Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to P Jake Branch.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Gaia David to 1B Christian Tyler. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2. π£ They cheer like there's no tomorrow!
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. Willie Mays steals home!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF TainΓ‘ Heydari.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π₯© Mahwah Meats Meats batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: TainΓ‘ Heydari (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π TainΓ‘ Heydari strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Amillion O'Day (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Amillion O'Day hits a ground ball to third base.
π Amillion O'Day grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Pipsqueak Chinchilla (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Pipsqueak Chinchilla strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Jake Branch is leaving the game. π₯© RP1 Himbo Cahill takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to P Himbo Cahill.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 2 HBP, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing second base.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 2, 2 1B, 1 SF)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to LF TainΓ‘ Heydari.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π₯© Mahwah Meats Meats batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Etta Whelan (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Etta Whelan strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Justin Dobson (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Justin Dobson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Justin Dobson grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gaia David (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Gaia David strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Himbo Cahill is leaving the game. π₯© RP2 Grace Tate takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 2, 1 2B, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to second base.
π Lou Gehrig lines out to 2B Gaia David.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 F, 1 HR)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a popup to first base.
π Honus Wagner pops out to 1B Christian Tyler.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (2 for 3, 1 2B, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
π Willie Mays flies out to LF TainΓ‘ Heydari.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π₯© Mahwah Meats Meats batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Evan Riker (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Evan Riker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Christian Tyler (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Christian Tyler strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Tiffany Haynes (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Tiffany Haynes hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Tiffany Haynes grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Grace Tate is leaving the game. π₯© RP3 Tommy Clarkson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to left field.
π Ted Williams homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rickey Henderson triples on a fly ball to CF Amillion O'Day.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 4, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1. π£ Cheers cascade from every section!
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to CF Amillion O'Day. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 3, 1 SO, 1 BB, 2 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 2 HBP, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ The cheers echo off the walls!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Babe Ruth to third base. Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 SF, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. π£ Hands clap and whistles pierce the air!
π Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 3, 1 2B, 1 BB, 1 1B, 1 LO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to RF Evan Riker. Babe Ruth scores! Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 4, 1 GO, 1 F, 1 HR, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The entire ballpark is rocking!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, looking. 3-1. Lou Gehrig is caught stealing third base.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Amillion O'Day.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (2 for 4, 1 2B, 2 FO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner is caught stealing second base.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π₯© Mahwah Meats Meats batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: TainΓ‘ Heydari (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π TainΓ‘ Heydari hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π TainΓ‘ Heydari singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Amillion O'Day (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Amillion O'Day hits a ground ball to first base.
π Amillion O'Day grounds into a force out, 1B Lou Gehrig to SS Honus Wagner. TainΓ‘ Heydari out at second.
π Now batting: Pipsqueak Chinchilla (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Pipsqueak Chinchilla hits a ground ball to second base.
π Pipsqueak Chinchilla singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays. Amillion O'Day to second base.
π Now batting: Etta Whelan (0 for 3, 1 LO, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Etta Whelan hits a ground ball to first base.
π Etta Whelan grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig. Amillion O'Day to third base. Pipsqueak Chinchilla to second base.
π Now batting: Justin Dobson (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 FO)
π Justin Dobson hits a ground ball to first base.
π Justin Dobson grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π₯© Mahwah Meats Meats. Final score: 14-0