π π₯§ Hillcrest Pancakes vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π₯§ Hillcrest Pancakes Phelmo Farrugia vs. πΎ Simulacra I Bob Gibson
π
1. CF Morris Bannister
2. SS Niblet Vasilev
3. 3B Wei Abomination
4. DH Don van Leeuwen
5. 1B Atem Shaffer
6. 2B Snickerdoodle Yvanova
7. C Ulian Chung
8. RF Beltorchika Nunes
9. LF Li'l Waterfall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π₯§ Hillcrest Pancakes batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Morris Bannister (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Morris Bannister hits a line drive to right field.
π Morris Bannister lines out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Niblet Vasilev (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Niblet Vasilev hits a ground ball to third base.
π Niblet Vasilev grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Wei Abomination (1st PA of game)
π Wei Abomination hits a line drive to left field.
π Wei Abomination doubles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Don van Leeuwen (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Don van Leeuwen strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Phelmo Farrugia is leaving the game. π₯§ SP1 Teddy Dahl takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing second base.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a fly ball to LF Li'l Waterfall.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth steals third base! π£ Home fans stomp their feet in unison!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base. π£ Cheers roll through the stadium!
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Wei Abomination to 1B Atem Shaffer. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a popup to second base.
π Mike Schmidt pops out to 2B Snickerdoodle Yvanova.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π₯§ Hillcrest Pancakes batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Atem Shaffer (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Atem Shaffer hits a fly ball to center field.
π Atem Shaffer flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Snickerdoodle Yvanova (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Snickerdoodle Yvanova hits a line drive to center field.
π Snickerdoodle Yvanova singles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Ulian Chung (1st PA of game)
π Ulian Chung hits a fly ball to right field.
π Ulian Chung flies out to RF Babe Ruth. Snickerdoodle Yvanova to second base.
π The πΎ Simulacra I manager is making a mound visit.
π SP2 Cy Young remains in the game.
π Now batting: Beltorchika Nunes (1st PA of game)
π Beltorchika Nunes hits a line drive to left field.
π Beltorchika Nunes lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Teddy Dahl is leaving the game. π₯§ SP2 Malvina Dale takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Niblet Vasilev to 1B Atem Shaffer.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Beltorchika Nunes.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Honus Wagner walks. Lou Gehrig to second base. π£ The fans thunder their approval!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to second base.
π Willie Mays lines into a double play, 2B Snickerdoodle Yvanova to SS Niblet Vasilev. Lou Gehrig out at second base.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π₯§ Hillcrest Pancakes batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Li'l Waterfall (1st PA of game)
π Li'l Waterfall hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Li'l Waterfall grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Morris Bannister (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Morris Bannister hits a ground ball to third base.
π Morris Bannister grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Niblet Vasilev (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Niblet Vasilev hits a ground ball to first base.
π Niblet Vasilev grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Malvina Dale is leaving the game. π₯§ SP3 February Picado takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Ted Williams is caught stealing second base.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to right field! Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to LF Li'l Waterfall.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1. π£ It's a wall of sound!
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a fly ball to LF Li'l Waterfall. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Mike Schmidt steals third base! π£ The fans bellow encouragement!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench flies out on a sacrifice fly to LF Li'l Waterfall. Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to CF Morris Bannister.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π₯§ Hillcrest Pancakes batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Wei Abomination (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Wei Abomination strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Don van Leeuwen (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Don van Leeuwen strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Atem Shaffer (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Atem Shaffer strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 February Picado is leaving the game. π₯§ SP4 Teddy Alderman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to 3B Wei Abomination.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 CDP)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays grounds into a force out, SS Niblet Vasilev to 2B Snickerdoodle Yvanova. Honus Wagner out at second.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 BB)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to RF Beltorchika Nunes. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a popup to second base.
π Rickey Henderson pops out to 2B Snickerdoodle Yvanova.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 2, 1 2B, 1 HR)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to right field! Willie Mays scores! Ted Williams scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π₯§ Hillcrest Pancakes batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Snickerdoodle Yvanova (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Snickerdoodle Yvanova hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Snickerdoodle Yvanova grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Ulian Chung (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ulian Chung strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Beltorchika Nunes (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Beltorchika Nunes strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Teddy Alderman is leaving the game. π₯§ SP5 Phelmo Farrugia takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 SF)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul tip. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to third base.
π Johnny Bench lines out to 3B Wei Abomination.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field. π£ A thunderous cheer echoes across the field!
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to LF Li'l Waterfall. Mike Schmidt scores! Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 CDP, 1 F)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals third base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to right field.
π Willie Mays flies out to RF Beltorchika Nunes.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ The ballpark erupts in applause!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Honus Wagner steals home!
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field.
π Ted Williams flies out to CF Morris Bannister.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π₯§ Hillcrest Pancakes batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Li'l Waterfall (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Li'l Waterfall strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Morris Bannister (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Morris Bannister strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Niblet Vasilev (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Niblet Vasilev strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Phelmo Farrugia is leaving the game. π₯§ RP1 Lillian Lefebvre takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 2 BB, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 2B Snickerdoodle Yvanova to 1B Atem Shaffer.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (3 for 3, 1 2B, 2 HR)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to LF Li'l Waterfall.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 2B, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing second base.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π₯§ Hillcrest Pancakes batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Wei Abomination (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Wei Abomination strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Don van Leeuwen (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Don van Leeuwen strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Atem Shaffer (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Atem Shaffer strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Lillian Lefebvre is leaving the game. π₯§ RP2 Antonio Ripken takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 2B, 1 BB)
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to LF Li'l Waterfall.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SF, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench singles on a ground ball to LF Li'l Waterfall. Mike Schmidt to third base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig homers on a fly ball to center field! Mike Schmidt scores! Johnny Bench scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 1 BB, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Morris Bannister.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 3, 1 CDP, 1 F, 1 FO)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
π Willie Mays flies out to LF Li'l Waterfall.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds into a force out, 2B Snickerdoodle Yvanova to SS Niblet Vasilev. Honus Wagner out at second.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 2 BB, 1 PO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds into a force out, SS Niblet Vasilev to 2B Snickerdoodle Yvanova. Ted Williams out at second.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π₯§ Hillcrest Pancakes batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Snickerdoodle Yvanova (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Snickerdoodle Yvanova strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Ulian Chung (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Ulian Chung hits a line drive to left field.
π Ulian Chung lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Beltorchika Nunes (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Beltorchika Nunes strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Antonio Ripken is leaving the game. π₯§ RP3 Rodeo Ewards takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (3 for 4, 1 2B, 2 HR, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 3, 1 GO, 2 1B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 3, 1 PO, 1 2B, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to RF Beltorchika Nunes.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 SF, 1 LO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to LF Li'l Waterfall.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π₯§ Hillcrest Pancakes batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Li'l Waterfall (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Li'l Waterfall hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Li'l Waterfall grounds out, P Mariano Rivera to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Morris Bannister (0 for 3, 1 LO, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Morris Bannister strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Niblet Vasilev (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 SO)
π Niblet Vasilev hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Niblet Vasilev grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π₯§ Hillcrest Pancakes. Final score: 15-0