🔗 😡 Niceville Nasty Folks vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield
🔗 😡 Niceville Nasty Folks Ernie Royer vs. 💾 Simulacra I Bob Gibson
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1. CF Waylon Sexton
2. C Sheila Jallow
3. 1B Slurmp Cestlavie
4. RF Jenna Fritz
5. DH Jair Seki
6. 3B Kyrie Vaughan
7. 2B Juniper Joly
8. LF Piter Kouadio
9. SS Wei Price
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1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
🔗 "PLAY BALL."
🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 😡 Niceville Nasty Folks batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Waylon Sexton (1st PA of game)
🔗 Waylon Sexton hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Waylon Sexton grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Sheila Jallow (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Sheila Jallow hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Sheila Jallow grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Slurmp Cestlavie (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Slurmp Cestlavie hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Slurmp Cestlavie grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Ernie Royer is leaving the game. 😡 SP1 Amber Sharma takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to CF Waylon Sexton.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Babe Ruth grounds into a force out, 1B Slurmp Cestlavie to SS Wei Price. Rickey Henderson out at second.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Jackie Robinson flies out to RF Jenna Fritz. Babe Ruth to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. 📣 Fans wave their arms wildly!
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Mike Schmidt homers on a fly ball to center field! Babe Ruth scores!
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 3-2.
🔗 Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 😡 Niceville Nasty Folks batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Jenna Fritz (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Jenna Fritz strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Jair Seki (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Jair Seki strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Kyrie Vaughan (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Kyrie Vaughan hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Kyrie Vaughan grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Amber Sharma is leaving the game. 😡 SP2 Amelia Cowan takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul tip. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Kyrie Vaughan to 1B Slurmp Cestlavie.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 😡 Niceville Nasty Folks batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Juniper Joly (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Juniper Joly strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Piter Kouadio (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Piter Kouadio strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Wei Price (1st PA of game)
🔗 Wei Price hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Wei Price grounds out, P Greg Maddux to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Amelia Cowan is leaving the game. 😡 SP3 Cassette Lynn takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ted Williams hits a popup to the shortstop.
🔗 Ted Williams pops out to SS Wei Price.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to LF Piter Kouadio.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 F)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
🔗 Ball. 1-1. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
🔗 Ball. 2-1. 📣 The faithful are shouting at the top of their lungs!
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth steals second base!
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field. 📣 The crowd erupts into cheers!
🔗 Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to LF Piter Kouadio. Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth scores!
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 HR)
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Mike Schmidt flies out to CF Waylon Sexton.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Johnny Bench flies out to LF Piter Kouadio.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 😡 Niceville Nasty Folks batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Waylon Sexton (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Waylon Sexton strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Sheila Jallow (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Sheila Jallow strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Slurmp Cestlavie (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Slurmp Cestlavie hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Slurmp Cestlavie singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.
🔗 Now batting: Jenna Fritz (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Jenna Fritz walks. Slurmp Cestlavie to second base.
🔗 The 💾 Simulacra I manager is making a mound visit.
🔗 SP4 Randy Johnson remains in the game.
🔗 Now batting: Jair Seki (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2. Slurmp Cestlavie is caught stealing third base.
🔗 End of the top of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Cassette Lynn is leaving the game. 😡 SP4 Crumble Sherman takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to the shortstop.
🔗 Lou Gehrig lines out to SS Wei Price.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Honus Wagner doubles on a ground ball to LF Piter Kouadio.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1. 📣 The decibels rise to a frenzy!
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Willie Mays singles on a line drive to CF Waylon Sexton. Honus Wagner scores!
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 PO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. Willie Mays steals second base! 📣 The stadium swells with cheers!
🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to CF Waylon Sexton. Willie Mays scores!
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 2, 2 1B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 F, 1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to right field! Ted Williams scores!
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 😡 Niceville Nasty Folks batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Jair Seki (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Jair Seki strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Kyrie Vaughan (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Kyrie Vaughan strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Juniper Joly (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Juniper Joly strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Crumble Sherman is leaving the game. 😡 SP5 Ernie Royer takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 FO)
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Wei Price to 1B Slurmp Cestlavie.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Johnny Bench singles on a ground ball to 3B Kyrie Vaughan.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Juniper Joly to 1B Slurmp Cestlavie. Johnny Bench to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base. 📣 The fans thunder their approval!
🔗 Honus Wagner doubles on a ground ball to 3B Kyrie Vaughan. Johnny Bench scores!
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals third base!
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1. 📣 The ballpark comes alive!
🔗 Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 1B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1. Willie Mays steals second base!
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Ted Williams homers on a line drive to right field! Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays scores!
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a fly ball to RF Jenna Fritz.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 F, 1 BB, 1 HR)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1. 📣 Everyone in the stands is on their feet!
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 😡 Niceville Nasty Folks batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Piter Kouadio (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Piter Kouadio strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Wei Price (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Wei Price strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Waylon Sexton (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Waylon Sexton hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Waylon Sexton flies out to CF Willie Mays.
🔗 End of the top of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Ernie Royer is leaving the game. 😡 RP1 Carl Byers takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 1B, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to the shortstop.
🔗 Jackie Robinson lines out to SS Wei Price.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 HR, 1 FO, 1 GO)
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Wei Price to 1B Slurmp Cestlavie.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 1B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to left field!
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 LO, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Juniper Joly to 1B Slurmp Cestlavie.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 😡 Niceville Nasty Folks batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Sheila Jallow (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Sheila Jallow strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Slurmp Cestlavie (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Slurmp Cestlavie hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Slurmp Cestlavie grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Jenna Fritz (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Jenna Fritz strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Carl Byers is leaving the game. 😡 RP2 Erik Boyfailure takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 1 SO, 2 2B)
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a popup to second base.
🔗 Honus Wagner doubles on a popup to 2B Juniper Joly.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. 📣 Energy pulses from the stands!
🔗 Ball. 2-0. Honus Wagner is caught stealing third base.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-1.
🔗 Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (2 for 3, 1 PO, 1 1B, 1 HR)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2. Willie Mays steals second base!
🔗 Ball. 1-2. 📣 The bleachers are booming!
🔗 Ted Williams hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Ted Williams flies out to RF Jenna Fritz.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (3 for 4, 3 1B, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 F, 1 BB, 1 HR, 1 SO)
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Babe Ruth flies out to LF Piter Kouadio.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 😡 Niceville Nasty Folks batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Jair Seki (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Jair Seki strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Kyrie Vaughan (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Kyrie Vaughan strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Juniper Joly (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Foul tip. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Juniper Joly strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Erik Boyfailure is leaving the game. 😡 RP3 Luca Maloney takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 4, 1 FO, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 LO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to LF Piter Kouadio.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 4, 1 HR, 1 FO, 2 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2. 📣 It's a roar from the rafters!
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to SS Wei Price. Jackie Robinson scores!
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 4, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 1B, 1 HR)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Johnny Bench flies out to LF Piter Kouadio.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 4, 1 SO, 1 LO, 2 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging. Mike Schmidt steals third base!
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (3 for 4, 1 SO, 3 2B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. 📣 The decibels rise to a frenzy!
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Honus Wagner triples on a line drive to CF Waylon Sexton. Mike Schmidt scores!
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B, 2 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2. Honus Wagner is caught stealing home.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 😡 Niceville Nasty Folks batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Piter Kouadio (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Piter Kouadio hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Piter Kouadio flies out to CF Willie Mays.
🔗 Now batting: Wei Price (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Wei Price hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Wei Price flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
🔗 Now batting: Waylon Sexton (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Waylon Sexton strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 9th.
🔗 "GAME OVER."
🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 😡 Niceville Nasty Folks. Final score: 15-0