π πΆ No Tuesday Problems vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π πΆ No Tuesday Problems Nate Appleby vs. πΎ Simulacra I Randy Johnson
π
1. SS Ava MuΓ±oz
2. 3B Y. Alonso
3. CF Ganymede Baldwin
4. DH Louise Pitts
5. 2B August BlaΕΎeviΔ
6. RF Emil Haas
7. C Ampersand Holloway
8. 1B Lisbon Yavuz
9. LF Delilah Rudenko
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. πΆ No Tuesday Problems batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ava MuΓ±oz (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ava MuΓ±oz hits a fly ball to center field.
π Ava MuΓ±oz flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Y. Alonso (1st PA of game)
π Y. Alonso hits a line drive to first base.
π Y. Alonso lines out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Ganymede Baldwin (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ganymede Baldwin strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Nate Appleby is leaving the game. πΆ SP1 Crust Charlton takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to 3B Y. Alonso.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing second base.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out to 1B Lisbon Yavuz.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to LF Delilah Rudenko.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. πΆ No Tuesday Problems batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Louise Pitts (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Louise Pitts strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: August BlaΕΎeviΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π August BlaΕΎeviΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Emil Haas (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Emil Haas strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Crust Charlton is leaving the game. πΆ SP2 Harper Rosa takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to LF Delilah Rudenko.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds into a double play, 2B August BlaΕΎeviΔ to SS Ava MuΓ±oz to 1B Lisbon Yavuz. Mike Schmidt out at second base. Lou Gehrig out at first base.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. πΆ No Tuesday Problems batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ampersand Holloway (1st PA of game)
π Ampersand Holloway hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ampersand Holloway grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Lisbon Yavuz (1st PA of game)
π Lisbon Yavuz hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lisbon Yavuz grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Delilah Rudenko (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Delilah Rudenko hits a ground ball to second base.
π Delilah Rudenko singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Ava MuΓ±oz (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ava MuΓ±oz hits a popup to first base.
π Ava MuΓ±oz pops out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Harper Rosa is leaving the game. πΆ SP3 Ki-Hoon Webb takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to second base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 2B August BlaΕΎeviΔ to 1B Lisbon Yavuz.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
π Willie Mays flies out to LF Delilah Rudenko.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
π Ted Williams lines out to CF Ganymede Baldwin.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. πΆ No Tuesday Problems batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Y. Alonso (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Y. Alonso strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Ganymede Baldwin (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ganymede Baldwin hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Ganymede Baldwin grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Louise Pitts (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Louise Pitts strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Ki-Hoon Webb is leaving the game. πΆ SP4 Nate Appleby takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to CF Ganymede Baldwin.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a line drive to LF Delilah Rudenko. Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt homers on a line drive to left field! Babe Ruth scores! Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Y. Alonso to 1B Lisbon Yavuz.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a fly ball to RF Emil Haas.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Ganymede Baldwin. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base. π£ The noise level skyrockets!
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to 3B Y. Alonso. Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. πΆ No Tuesday Problems batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: August BlaΕΎeviΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π August BlaΕΎeviΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Emil Haas (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul tip. Emil Haas strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Ampersand Holloway (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ampersand Holloway hits a ground ball to third base.
π Ampersand Holloway grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Nate Appleby is leaving the game. πΆ SP5 Juliana Kravchenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing third base.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a popup to second base.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a popup to 2B August BlaΕΎeviΔ.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 HR)
π Foul tip. 0-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1. Jackie Robinson steals third base!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. πΆ No Tuesday Problems batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lisbon Yavuz (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Lisbon Yavuz strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Delilah Rudenko (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Delilah Rudenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Ava MuΓ±oz (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ava MuΓ±oz strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Juliana Kravchenko is leaving the game. πΆ RP1 Cash Salah takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Ava MuΓ±oz to 1B Lisbon Yavuz.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B August BlaΕΎeviΔ to 1B Lisbon Yavuz.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Ganymede Baldwin.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base! π£ Supporters pound on the railings!
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to second base.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to CF Ganymede Baldwin. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Ted Williams hits a popup to second base.
π Ted Williams pops out to 2B August BlaΕΎeviΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. πΆ No Tuesday Problems batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Y. Alonso (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Y. Alonso strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Ganymede Baldwin (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ganymede Baldwin strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Louise Pitts (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Louise Pitts strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Cash Salah is leaving the game. πΆ RP2 Tris Moulin takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to 3B Y. Alonso.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base! π£ The cheers drown out everything else!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to RF Emil Haas. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 3, 1 FO, 1 2B, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth is caught stealing second base.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 HR, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Ball. 2-1. Jackie Robinson steals third base! π£ It's a wall of sound!
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Ava MuΓ±oz to 1B Lisbon Yavuz. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 1 SO, 2 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Y. Alonso to 1B Lisbon Yavuz.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. πΆ No Tuesday Problems batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: August BlaΕΎeviΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π August BlaΕΎeviΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Emil Haas (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Emil Haas strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Ampersand Holloway (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ampersand Holloway hits a line drive to right field.
π Ampersand Holloway doubles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π The πΎ Simulacra I manager is making a mound visit.
π RP3 Tom Seaver remains in the game.
π Now batting: Lisbon Yavuz (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Lisbon Yavuz strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Tris Moulin is leaving the game. πΆ RP3 Coyote Scott takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 GIDP, 2 GO, 1 2B)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Lisbon Yavuz.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 1 GO, 2 1B)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to LF Delilah Rudenko.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (2 for 3, 1 FO, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0. Honus Wagner is caught stealing second base.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Y. Alonso to 1B Lisbon Yavuz.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. πΆ No Tuesday Problems batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Delilah Rudenko (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Delilah Rudenko hits a ground ball to first base.
π Delilah Rudenko grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Ava MuΓ±oz (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ava MuΓ±oz hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Ava MuΓ±oz grounds out, P Mariano Rivera to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Y. Alonso (0 for 3, 1 LO, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Y. Alonso strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated πΆ No Tuesday Problems. Final score: 6-0