🔗 🕳️ Murmansk Deep Earth Macaroni vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield
🔗 🕳️ Murmansk Deep Earth Macaroni Madelyn Fuentes vs. 💾 Simulacra I Randy Johnson
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1. LF Katrina Shoebill
2. C Fizzbuzz Steele
3. DH December Jamal
4. 1B Joshua Mancini
5. SS Lee Pedro
6. 3B Melissa Wiggins
7. RF Jasper Knowles
8. 2B Ivy Morelandton
9. CF Theo Zheng
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1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
🔗 "PLAY BALL."
🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🕳️ Murmansk Deep Earth Macaroni batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Katrina Shoebill (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Katrina Shoebill hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Katrina Shoebill grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Fizzbuzz Steele (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Fizzbuzz Steele hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Fizzbuzz Steele lines out to RF Babe Ruth.
🔗 Now batting: December Jamal (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. December Jamal walks.
🔗 Now batting: Joshua Mancini (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Joshua Mancini hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Joshua Mancini grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Madelyn Fuentes is leaving the game. 🕳️ SP1 Miles Leal takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to RF Jasper Knowles. Rickey Henderson scores!
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1. Babe Ruth steals second base!
🔗 Ball. 2-1. Babe Ruth is caught stealing third base.
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Lee Pedro to 1B Joshua Mancini.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🕳️ Murmansk Deep Earth Macaroni batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Lee Pedro (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Lee Pedro hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Lee Pedro grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Melissa Wiggins (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Melissa Wiggins hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Melissa Wiggins lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
🔗 Now batting: Jasper Knowles (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Jasper Knowles strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Miles Leal is leaving the game. 🕳️ SP2 Paola Passerine takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to 1B Joshua Mancini.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a popup to second base.
🔗 Honus Wagner pops out to 2B Ivy Morelandton.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
🔗 Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Willie Mays singles on a line drive to CF Theo Zheng. Lou Gehrig to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2. 📣 The faithful are shouting at the top of their lungs!
🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Ted Williams grounds into a force out, 2B Ivy Morelandton to 3B Melissa Wiggins. Lou Gehrig out at third.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🕳️ Murmansk Deep Earth Macaroni batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Ivy Morelandton (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ivy Morelandton strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Theo Zheng (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Theo Zheng hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Theo Zheng grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Katrina Shoebill (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Katrina Shoebill hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Katrina Shoebill grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Paola Passerine is leaving the game. 🕳️ SP3 Daigo Sakamoto takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to center field!
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to RF Jasper Knowles.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing second base.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🕳️ Murmansk Deep Earth Macaroni batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Fizzbuzz Steele (0 for 1, 1 LO)
🔗 Fizzbuzz Steele hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Fizzbuzz Steele flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
🔗 Now batting: December Jamal (1 BB)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 December Jamal strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Joshua Mancini (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Joshua Mancini strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Daigo Sakamoto is leaving the game. 🕳️ SP4 Madelyn Fuentes takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Johnny Bench flies out to RF Jasper Knowles.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to RF Jasper Knowles.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 PO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Katrina Shoebill. Lou Gehrig to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1. 📣 The faithful rise as one!
🔗 Willie Mays hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Willie Mays flies out on a sacrifice fly to RF Jasper Knowles. Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 F)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. Honus Wagner steals third base!
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2. 📣 The stands shake with noise!
🔗 Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Ted Williams homers on a fly ball to center field! Honus Wagner scores!
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Rickey Henderson is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 HR)
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Babe Ruth flies out to LF Katrina Shoebill.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🕳️ Murmansk Deep Earth Macaroni batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Lee Pedro (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Lee Pedro strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Melissa Wiggins (0 for 1, 1 LO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Melissa Wiggins strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Jasper Knowles (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Jasper Knowles strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Madelyn Fuentes is leaving the game. 🕳️ SP5 Owen Yoshida takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1. 📣 Home fans stomp their feet in unison!
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Johnny Bench flies out to CF Theo Zheng.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 2B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base. 📣 Everyone is chanting the team's name!
🔗 Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Joshua Mancini.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🕳️ Murmansk Deep Earth Macaroni batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Ivy Morelandton (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ivy Morelandton strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Theo Zheng (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Theo Zheng strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Katrina Shoebill (0 for 2, 2 GO)
🔗 Katrina Shoebill hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Katrina Shoebill grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Owen Yoshida is leaving the game. 🕳️ RP1 Lila Buckley takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 1B)
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Honus Wagner grounds out to 1B Joshua Mancini.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 SF)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Willie Mays singles on a line drive to LF Katrina Shoebill.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 F, 1 HR)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Ted Williams grounds into a double play, 2B Ivy Morelandton to 1B Joshua Mancini. Willie Mays out at second base. Ted Williams out at first base.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🕳️ Murmansk Deep Earth Macaroni batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Fizzbuzz Steele (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Fizzbuzz Steele strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: December Jamal (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 December Jamal is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
🔗 Now batting: Joshua Mancini (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Joshua Mancini strikes out looking. December Jamal steals second base!
🔗 The 💾 Simulacra I manager is making a mound visit.
🔗 RP2 Pedro Martínez remains in the game.
🔗 Now batting: Lee Pedro (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Lee Pedro hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Lee Pedro flies out to CF Willie Mays.
🔗 End of the top of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Lila Buckley is leaving the game. 🕳️ RP2 Hitchcock Payne takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO, 1 HBP)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to the shortstop.
🔗 Rickey Henderson lines out to SS Lee Pedro.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 HR, 1 FO)
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Babe Ruth doubles on a fly ball to CF Theo Zheng.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 BB)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. Babe Ruth is caught stealing third base.
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Jackie Robinson flies out to CF Theo Zheng.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🕳️ Murmansk Deep Earth Macaroni batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Melissa Wiggins (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Melissa Wiggins strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Jasper Knowles (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Jasper Knowles hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Jasper Knowles grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Ivy Morelandton (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Ivy Morelandton hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Ivy Morelandton singles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
🔗 Now batting: Theo Zheng (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Theo Zheng hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Theo Zheng flies out to CF Willie Mays.
🔗 End of the top of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Hitchcock Payne is leaving the game. 🕳️ RP3 Geoff Stone takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 3 SO)
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to CF Theo Zheng.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 1 SO, 2 FO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Melissa Wiggins to 1B Joshua Mancini. Mike Schmidt to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 2B, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing home.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to P Geoff Stone.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 1B, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Honus Wagner flies out to CF Theo Zheng.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🕳️ Murmansk Deep Earth Macaroni batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Katrina Shoebill (0 for 3, 3 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Katrina Shoebill strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Fizzbuzz Steele (0 for 3, 1 LO, 1 FO, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1. 📣 The decibels rise to a frenzy!
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Foul tip. 2-2.
🔗 Fizzbuzz Steele strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: December Jamal (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO, 1 HBP)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 December Jamal hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 December Jamal homers on a fly ball to center field!
🔗 Now batting: Joshua Mancini (0 for 3, 1 GO, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2. 📣 Hands clap and whistles pierce the air!
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Joshua Mancini strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 9th.
🔗 "GAME OVER."
🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 🕳️ Murmansk Deep Earth Macaroni. Final score: 5-1