π π Carnegie Watermelons vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Carnegie Watermelons Alan Clegg vs. πΎ Simulacra I Randy Johnson
π
1. 3B Snickerdoodle Gomez
2. DH Lydia Masson
3. SS Kid ZuΓ±iga
4. CF Liqin Dixon
5. 1B Null Kinoshita
6. LF Wilma Hudson
7. 2B Tickle Jordan
8. C Hannah Greenberg
9. RF K. Catboy
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Carnegie Watermelons batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Snickerdoodle Gomez (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Snickerdoodle Gomez hits a fly ball to left field.
π Snickerdoodle Gomez flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Lydia Masson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Lydia Masson hits a line drive to right field.
π Lydia Masson singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Kid ZuΓ±iga (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Kid ZuΓ±iga strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Liqin Dixon (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Liqin Dixon strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Alan Clegg is leaving the game. π SP1 Madison Shaffer takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to LF Wilma Hudson.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals home!
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Jackie Robinson triples on a fly ball to CF Liqin Dixon.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ Noise levels spike!
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out on a sacrifice fly to RF K. Catboy. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Tickle Jordan to 1B Null Kinoshita.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Carnegie Watermelons batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Null Kinoshita (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Null Kinoshita strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Wilma Hudson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Wilma Hudson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Tickle Jordan (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Tickle Jordan strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Madison Shaffer is leaving the game. π SP2 Vandium Blankenship takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to left field.
π Honus Wagner homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base! π£ The stands are electric!
π Ball. 2-0. Willie Mays steals third base!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, looking. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field.
π Ted Williams flies out on a sacrifice fly to CF Liqin Dixon. Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B Snickerdoodle Gomez to 1B Null Kinoshita.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to second base.
π Babe Ruth lines out to 2B Tickle Jordan.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Carnegie Watermelons batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Greenberg (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Hannah Greenberg strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: K. Catboy (1st PA of game)
π K. Catboy hits a ground ball to first base.
π K. Catboy grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Snickerdoodle Gomez (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Snickerdoodle Gomez hits a ground ball to first base.
π Snickerdoodle Gomez grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Vandium Blankenship is leaving the game. π SP3 Y. Gray takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 3B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 SF)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds into a force out, SS Kid ZuΓ±iga to 2B Tickle Jordan. Jackie Robinson out at second.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to left field.
π Johnny Bench doubles on a line drive to LF Wilma Hudson. Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Tickle Jordan to 1B Null Kinoshita. Johnny Bench to third base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to right field. π£ Home supporters whistle and cheer!
π Honus Wagner flies out to RF K. Catboy.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Carnegie Watermelons batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lydia Masson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Lydia Masson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Kid ZuΓ±iga (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Kid ZuΓ±iga strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Liqin Dixon (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Liqin Dixon strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Y. Gray is leaving the game. π SP4 Alan Clegg takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 BB)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
π Willie Mays homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 SF)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to RF K. Catboy.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. Ted Williams is caught stealing second base.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to CF Liqin Dixon.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 3B, 1 BB)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to SS Kid ZuΓ±iga. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SF, 1 F)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, P Alan Clegg to 1B Null Kinoshita.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Carnegie Watermelons batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Null Kinoshita (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Null Kinoshita strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Wilma Hudson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Wilma Hudson hits a line drive to center field.
π Wilma Hudson lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Tickle Jordan (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Tickle Jordan is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Hannah Greenberg (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Hannah Greenberg strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Alan Clegg is leaving the game. π SP5 Melissa Matsuoka takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 2, 1 HR, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to left field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to LF Wilma Hudson.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 FO)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop. π£ The ballpark is in an uproar!
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to LF Wilma Hudson. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
π Willie Mays flies out on a sacrifice fly to LF Wilma Hudson. Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 SF, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The home supporters can't contain themselves!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to left field.
π Ted Williams lines out to LF Wilma Hudson.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Carnegie Watermelons batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: K. Catboy (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π K. Catboy hits a fly ball to left field.
π K. Catboy flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Snickerdoodle Gomez (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Snickerdoodle Gomez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lydia Masson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Lydia Masson strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Melissa Matsuoka is leaving the game. π RP1 Dave Nagai takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 LO, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing second base.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Tickle Jordan to 1B Null Kinoshita.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 2, 1 3B, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to CF Liqin Dixon.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 SF, 1 F, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt triples on a line drive to LF Wilma Hudson. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 3, 1 HR, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing home.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Carnegie Watermelons batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Kid ZuΓ±iga (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Kid ZuΓ±iga strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Liqin Dixon (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Liqin Dixon strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Null Kinoshita (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Null Kinoshita strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Dave Nagai is leaving the game. π RP2 Lugubrious Oconnor takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 3, 1 HR, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Snickerdoodle Gomez to 1B Null Kinoshita.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 2 GO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Null Kinoshita.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 1 HR, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to second base.
π Honus Wagner reaches on a throwing error by 2B Tickle Jordan.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 HR, 1 SF)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Honus Wagner steals second base! π£ Fans are losing their minds!
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
π Willie Mays flies out to CF Liqin Dixon.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Carnegie Watermelons batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Wilma Hudson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Wilma Hudson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Tickle Jordan (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 HBP)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Tickle Jordan strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Greenberg (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul tip. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Hannah Greenberg hits a line drive to center field.
π Hannah Greenberg doubles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: K. Catboy (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π K. Catboy strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Lugubrious Oconnor is leaving the game. π RP3 Makena Yoshimura takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 SF, 1 1B, 1 LO)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to left field.
π Ted Williams lines out to LF Wilma Hudson.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 GO, 2 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 4, 1 SO, 1 LO, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to left field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to LF Wilma Hudson. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (3 for 3, 1 3B, 1 BB, 2 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ Hands clap and whistles pierce the air!
π Ball. 1-1. Babe Ruth is caught stealing third base.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to LF Wilma Hudson.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 SF, 1 F, 1 GO, 1 3B)
π Ball. 1-0. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing second base.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Carnegie Watermelons batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Snickerdoodle Gomez (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Snickerdoodle Gomez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Lydia Masson (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Lydia Masson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Kid ZuΓ±iga (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Kid ZuΓ±iga hits a ground ball to second base.
π Kid ZuΓ±iga grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Carnegie Watermelons. Final score: 10-0