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🔗 🤬 Fugging Bad Words vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield

🔗 🤬 Fugging Bad Words Midnight McCann vs. 💾 Simulacra I Greg Maddux

🔗 1. C Pamela Zambrano
2. RF Austin Nyirenda
3. 3B Aiden Rudenko
4. 2B Walter McCarty
5. CF Hector Somersbyshire
6. DH Mollie Doğan
7. SS Murphy Boyd
8. 1B Tyler Vacation
9. LF Throckmorton Livingston

🔗 1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams

🔗 "PLAY BALL."

🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Aiden Rudenko hits a popup to second base.

🔗 Aiden Rudenko pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Walter McCarty hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Walter McCarty flies out to CF Willie Mays.

🔗 End of the top of the 1st.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Midnight McCann is leaving the game. 🤬 SP1 Levi Pichardo takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-2.

🔗 Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Babe Ruth strikes out swinging. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing third base.

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Jackie Robinson is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.

🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (1st PA of game)

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

🔗 Mollie Doğan strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

🔗 Murphy Boyd strikes out swinging.

🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Levi Pichardo is leaving the game. 🤬 SP2 Sizzle Sparks takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to center field!

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

🔗 Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)

🔗 Willie Mays hits a line drive to third base.

🔗 Willie Mays lines out to 3B Aiden Rudenko.

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base!

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2. Honus Wagner steals third base!

🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Ted Williams grounds out, SS Murphy Boyd to 1B Tyler Vacation.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.

🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Tyler Vacation hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Tyler Vacation grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (1st PA of game)

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano strikes out looking.

🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Sizzle Sparks is leaving the game. 🤬 SP3 Midnight McCann takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 BB)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

🔗 Strike, looking. 2-1.

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.

🔗 Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base! 📣 The home faithful go berserk!

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 HBP)

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Jackie Robinson flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing third base.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.

🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (1 for 1, 1 1B)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 1, 1 PO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

🔗 Aiden Rudenko strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

🔗 Walter McCarty strikes out swinging.

🔗 End of the top of the 4th.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Midnight McCann is leaving the game. 🤬 SP4 Ivy Carrington takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Mike Schmidt grounds out, 2B Walter McCarty to 1B Tyler Vacation.

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 1, 1 HR)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Tyler Vacation.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.

🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Foul tip. 1-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 Mollie Doğan hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Mollie Doğan flies out to RF Babe Ruth.

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Murphy Boyd hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Murphy Boyd singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Tyler Vacation strikes out looking.

🔗 End of the top of the 5th.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Ivy Carrington is leaving the game. 🤬 SP5 Edna Slater takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to the shortstop.

🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to SS Murphy Boyd.

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 LO)

🔗 Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Willie Mays flies out to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. Honus Wagner steals second base!

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2. Honus Wagner steals third base! 📣 The cheering is relentless!

🔗 Ted Williams strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 BB)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. Honus Wagner steals home!

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

🔗 Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.

🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (0 for 1, 1 LO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Pamela Zambrano hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2. Pamela Zambrano steals second base! 📣 Excitement pours from the crowd!

🔗 Austin Nyirenda strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Aiden Rudenko strikes out swinging.

🔗 End of the top of the 6th.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Edna Slater is leaving the game. 🤬 RP1 Egg Brandt takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Foul tip. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

🔗 Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 FO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Mike Schmidt lines out to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.

🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Walter McCarty strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

🔗 Mollie Doğan strikes out swinging.

🔗 End of the top of the 7th.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Egg Brandt is leaving the game. 🤬 RP2 Luke Shoebill takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 SO)

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Johnny Bench doubles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field. 📣 The noise is overwhelming!

🔗 Lou Gehrig homers on a line drive to right field! Johnny Bench scores!

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 2 1B)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Honus Wagner grounds out, SS Murphy Boyd to 1B Tyler Vacation.

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 FO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

🔗 Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Aiden Rudenko to 1B Tyler Vacation.

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Ted Williams hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Ted Williams doubles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 2 BB, 1 SO)

🔗 Rickey Henderson is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 3, 3 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Babe Ruth reaches on a fielder's choice, fielded by 2B Walter McCarty. Ted Williams to third base. Rickey Henderson to second base. Fielding error by Walter McCarty.

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 HBP, 1 FO, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field. 📣 Noise rains down from the seats!

🔗 Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth to third base.

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 LO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing second base.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.

🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Murphy Boyd strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

🔗 Tyler Vacation strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston strikes out swinging.

🔗 End of the top of the 8th.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Luke Shoebill is leaving the game. 🤬 RP3 Ella Barnard takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 LO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 3, 1 HR, 1 SO, 1 2B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Mike Schmidt steals second base! 📣 The ballpark is in an uproar!

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Johnny Bench flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Mike Schmidt to third base.

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 HR)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Lou Gehrig flies out on a sacrifice fly to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Mike Schmidt scores!

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to the shortstop.

🔗 Honus Wagner lines out to SS Murphy Boyd.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.

🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano hits a popup to third base.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 3, 1 PO, 2 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Aiden Rudenko strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Walter McCarty strikes out looking.

🔗 End of the top of the 9th.

🔗 "GAME OVER."

🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.

🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 🤬 Fugging Bad Words. Final score: 7-0