π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Pie Hartman vs. πΎ Simulacra I Cy Young
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to right field.
π Rita Tejada flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to center field.
π Noam Shevchenko lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson homers on a line drive to left field!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to the pitcher.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to P Count Young.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ Every fan is making noise!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to center field.
π Johnny Bench singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Johnny Bench to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The cheering is relentless!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1. Johnny Bench is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a popup to second base.
π Alexandra Quinn pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to third base.
π Willie Mays lines out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Hannah Whitaker singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Hannah Whitaker is caught stealing second base.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a fly ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Jackie Robinson homers on a fly ball to left field! Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig reaches on a fielder's choice, fielded by 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Johnny Bench to second base. Throwing error by Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Rita Tejada hits a line drive to center field.
π Rita Tejada lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to right field.
π Willie Mays flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
π Ted Williams doubles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 2, 1 HR, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. π£ The cheering is relentless!
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. π£ Supporters wave their banners high!
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Barbara Bone hits a line drive to third base.
π Barbara Bone lines out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to first base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ singles on a ground ball to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to right field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. π£ Noise rains down from the seats!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to second base.
π Johnny Bench grounds into a force out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 3B Alexandra Quinn. Jackie Robinson out at third. Mike Schmidt to second base. Johnny Bench to first base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FC)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks. Mike Schmidt to third base. Johnny Bench to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ The crowd erupts into cheers!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to left field.
π Honus Wagner flies out on a sacrifice fly to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. π£ Fans slap the walls in rhythm!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays grounds into a force out, SS Barbara Bone to 3B Alexandra Quinn. Johnny Bench out at third.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to first base.
π Ted Williams lines out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 3, 1 HR, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 HR, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ The ballpark is in an uproar!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to center field! Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 HR, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to second base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 BB, 1 F)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to first base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 FC)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 2 GO, 1 SF)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 3, 1 LO, 1 FO, 1 F)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 2B, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ No one is sitting anymore!
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to the pitcher.
π Ted Williams lines out to P Justin Bradley.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a line drive to center field.
π Hannah Whitaker lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (3 for 4, 1 HR, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 4, 2 HR, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 HR, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 4, 2 GO, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base. π£ The faithful rise as one!
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Brandi Rakoto reaches on a throwing error by SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Brandi Rakoto to second base.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 1 LO, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to the catcher.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds into a force out, C Johnny Bench to 3B Mike Schmidt. Brandi Rakoto out at third. Gertrude McCall to second base. Noam Shevchenko to first base.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Flapdoodle Marquez singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays. Gertrude McCall to third base. Noam Shevchenko to second base.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Barbara Bone hits a line drive to second base.
π Barbara Bone lines out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 8-0