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🔗 🤬 Fugging Bad Words vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield

🔗 🤬 Fugging Bad Words Edna Slater vs. 💾 Simulacra I Bob Gibson

🔗 1. C Pamela Zambrano
2. RF Austin Nyirenda
3. 3B Aiden Rudenko
4. 2B Walter McCarty
5. CF Hector Somersbyshire
6. DH Mollie Doğan
7. SS Murphy Boyd
8. 1B Tyler Vacation
9. LF Throckmorton Livingston

🔗 1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams

🔗 "PLAY BALL."

🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1st PA of game)

🔗 Pamela Zambrano hits a popup to the shortstop.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano pops out to SS Honus Wagner.

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

🔗 Aiden Rudenko strikes out looking.

🔗 End of the top of the 1st.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Edna Slater is leaving the game. 🤬 SP1 Levi Pichardo takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to RF Austin Nyirenda.

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base! 📣 The bleachers are booming!

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

🔗 Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals third base!

🔗 Ball. 2-0. Babe Ruth steals second base!

🔗 Ball. 3-0. 📣 Chants rise from the bleachers!

🔗 Strike, looking. 3-1.

🔗 Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1. 📣 Noise levels spike!

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

🔗 Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Ball. 2-0. 📣 The stands are electric!

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

🔗 Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks. Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth to third base. Jackie Robinson to second base.

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2. 📣 The entire ballpark is rocking!

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

🔗 Honus Wagner strikes out looking.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.

🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Walter McCarty strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Mollie Doğan hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Mollie Doğan flies out to CF Willie Mays.

🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Levi Pichardo is leaving the game. 🤬 SP2 Sizzle Sparks takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.

🔗 Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base! 📣 The stadium shakes with excitement!

🔗 Ted Williams hits a popup to the shortstop.

🔗 Ted Williams pops out to SS Murphy Boyd.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals third base!

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Rickey Henderson grounds out, 2B Walter McCarty to 1B Tyler Vacation. Willie Mays scores!

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 BB)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

🔗 Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.

🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (1st PA of game)

🔗 Murphy Boyd hits a ground ball to the pitcher.

🔗 Murphy Boyd grounds out, P Greg Maddux to 1B Lou Gehrig.

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (1st PA of game)

🔗 Tyler Vacation hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Tyler Vacation grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston strikes out swinging.

🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Sizzle Sparks is leaving the game. 🤬 SP3 Midnight McCann takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 BB)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Mike Schmidt flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

🔗 Johnny Bench strikes out looking.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.

🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 1, 1 PO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano singles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2. Pamela Zambrano is caught stealing second base.

🔗 Aiden Rudenko hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Aiden Rudenko grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.

🔗 End of the top of the 4th.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Midnight McCann is leaving the game. 🤬 SP4 Ivy Carrington takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 BB)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Lou Gehrig reaches on a fielding error by 2B Walter McCarty.

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Lou Gehrig to third base.

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 BB)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner is caught stealing second base.

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

🔗 Willie Mays strikes out swinging. 📣 The stands are shaking!

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 PO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Ted Williams hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Ted Williams doubles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Lou Gehrig scores!

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 GO)

🔗 Rickey Henderson is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. 📣 The cheers echo off the walls!

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.

🔗 Babe Ruth strikes out looking.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.

🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Walter McCarty hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Walter McCarty grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

🔗 Mollie Doğan strikes out swinging.

🔗 End of the top of the 5th.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Ivy Carrington is leaving the game. 🤬 SP5 Edna Slater takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Jackie Robinson lines out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Mike Schmidt doubles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2. 📣 Chants thunder around the stadium!

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Johnny Bench lines out to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 BB)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Lou Gehrig flies out to RF Austin Nyirenda.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.

🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Murphy Boyd strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Tyler Vacation strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston strikes out looking.

🔗 End of the top of the 6th.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Edna Slater is leaving the game. 🤬 RP1 Egg Brandt takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Willie Mays strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 2B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base! 📣 The stadium is buzzing!

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1. Honus Wagner steals third base!

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Ted Williams reaches on a throwing error by SS Murphy Boyd. Honus Wagner scores!

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 HBP)

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to the shortstop.

🔗 Rickey Henderson lines out to SS Murphy Boyd.

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 BB, 2 SO)

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a popup to the shortstop.

🔗 Babe Ruth pops out to SS Murphy Boyd.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.

🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 1B)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Aiden Rudenko strikes out looking.

🔗 End of the top of the 7th.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Egg Brandt is leaving the game. 🤬 RP2 Luke Shoebill takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 SO, 1 LO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a popup to first base.

🔗 Jackie Robinson pops out to 1B Tyler Vacation.

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 2B)

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Mike Schmidt flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 LO)

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the pitcher.

🔗 Johnny Bench grounds out, P Luke Shoebill to 1B Tyler Vacation.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.

🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)

🔗 Walter McCarty hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Walter McCarty grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Mollie Doğan hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Mollie Doğan singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Murphy Boyd strikes out swinging.

🔗 End of the top of the 8th.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Luke Shoebill is leaving the game. 🤬 RP3 Ella Barnard takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 FO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Lou Gehrig homers on a fly ball to center field!

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 1 SO, 2 1B)

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 BB, 2 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2. Honus Wagner is caught stealing third base.

🔗 Willie Mays strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 2B)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Tyler Vacation.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.

🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1. 📣 The crowd is pumped up!

🔗 Foul tip. 1-2.

🔗 Tyler Vacation strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 1B, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.

🔗 End of the top of the 9th.

🔗 "GAME OVER."

🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.

🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 🤬 Fugging Bad Words. Final score: 5-0