π π€¬ Fugging Bad Words vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π€¬ Fugging Bad Words Midnight McCann vs. πΎ Simulacra I Greg Maddux
π
1. C Pamela Zambrano
2. RF Austin Nyirenda
3. 3B Aiden Rudenko
4. 2B Walter McCarty
5. CF Hector Somersbyshire
6. DH Mollie DoΔan
7. SS Murphy Boyd
8. 1B Tyler Vacation
9. LF Throckmorton Livingston
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Pamela Zambrano hits a ground ball to third base.
π Pamela Zambrano singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Austin Nyirenda hits a line drive to right field.
π Austin Nyirenda singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth. Pamela Zambrano to second base.
π Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ A rumble of excitement rolls through the stadium!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Aiden Rudenko strikes out looking.
π The πΎ Simulacra I manager is making a mound visit.
π SP1 Walter Johnson remains in the game.
π Now batting: Walter McCarty (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul tip. 1-2. π£ Cheers roll through the stadium!
π Walter McCarty hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Walter McCarty grounds into a force out, SS Honus Wagner unassisted. Austin Nyirenda out at second. Pamela Zambrano to third base.
π Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hector Somersbyshire strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Midnight McCann is leaving the game. π€¬ SP1 Levi Pichardo takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 2B Walter McCarty to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a fly ball to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Johnny Bench is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. π£ Every fan is making noise!
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Austin Nyirenda. Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt to third base. Johnny Bench to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2. π£ Fans pump their fists in the air!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner triples on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Mike Schmidt scores! Johnny Bench scores! Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. π£ The noise is overwhelming!
π Willie Mays hits a popup to second base.
π Willie Mays pops out to 2B Walter McCarty.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mollie DoΔan (1st PA of game)
π Mollie DoΔan hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mollie DoΔan grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Murphy Boyd (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Murphy Boyd strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Tyler Vacation (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Tyler Vacation strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Levi Pichardo is leaving the game. π€¬ SP2 Sizzle Sparks takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Walter McCarty to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Throckmorton Livingston strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Pamela Zambrano strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Austin Nyirenda hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Austin Nyirenda grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Sizzle Sparks is leaving the game. π€¬ SP3 Midnight McCann takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field. π£ Fans yell themselves hoarse!
π Mike Schmidt lines out to LF Throckmorton Livingston.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing third base.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Aiden Rudenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 1, 1 F)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Walter McCarty strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Hector Somersbyshire walks.
π Now batting: Mollie DoΔan (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Mollie DoΔan strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Midnight McCann is leaving the game. π€¬ SP4 Ivy Carrington takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 3B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a popup to second base.
π Honus Wagner pops out to 2B Walter McCarty.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to right field.
π Ted Williams flies out to RF Austin Nyirenda.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Murphy Boyd (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Murphy Boyd strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Tyler Vacation (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Tyler Vacation strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Throckmorton Livingston hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Throckmorton Livingston grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Ivy Carrington is leaving the game. π€¬ SP5 Edna Slater takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to second base.
π Rickey Henderson lines out to 2B Walter McCarty.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Murphy Boyd to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Pamela Zambrano strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Austin Nyirenda strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Aiden Rudenko strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Edna Slater is leaving the game. π€¬ RP1 Egg Brandt takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to right field.
π Mike Schmidt homers on a line drive to right field!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 SO)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench doubles on a fly ball to RF Austin Nyirenda.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 HR)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Walter McCarty to 1B Tyler Vacation. Johnny Bench to third base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 3B, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ A wave of cheers sweeps the stadium!
π Ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
π Willie Mays flies out to LF Throckmorton Livingston.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 2, 1 F, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Walter McCarty strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hector Somersbyshire strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mollie DoΔan (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Mollie DoΔan strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Egg Brandt is leaving the game. π€¬ RP2 Luke Shoebill takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to RF Austin Nyirenda.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to RF Austin Nyirenda.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Ted Williams scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 GO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to right field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to RF Austin Nyirenda. Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 3, 1 2B, 1 LO, 1 HR)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to second base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds into a force out, 2B Walter McCarty to SS Murphy Boyd. Jackie Robinson out at second. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 HBP, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing second base.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Murphy Boyd (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Murphy Boyd strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Tyler Vacation (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Tyler Vacation strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Throckmorton Livingston strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Luke Shoebill is leaving the game. π€¬ RP3 Ella Barnard takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 HBP, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to left field.
π Johnny Bench triples on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 HR, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The stands are shaking!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to first base.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to 1B Tyler Vacation. Johnny Bench scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 3B, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 3, 1 PO, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the pitcher. π£ The cheers drown out everything else!
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to P Ella Barnard. Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to RF Austin Nyirenda. Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 4, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 LO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to right field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to RF Austin Nyirenda. Willie Mays scores! Ted Williams scores!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 4, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 FO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing third base.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth reaches on a throwing error by 2B Walter McCarty.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (3 for 4, 3 1B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth steals second base! π£ Home fans stomp their feet in unison!
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to right field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to RF Austin Nyirenda. Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 4, 1 2B, 1 LO, 1 HR, 1 F)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 3, 1 HBP, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 3B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ The stadium swells with cheers!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Murphy Boyd to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Pamela Zambrano hits a ground ball to first base.
π Pamela Zambrano singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Austin Nyirenda hits a ground ball to second base.
π Austin Nyirenda singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth. Pamela Zambrano to third base.
π Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Aiden Rudenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 3, 1 F, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Walter McCarty hits a popup to second base.
π Walter McCarty pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 2, 2 SO, 1 BB)
π Hector Somersbyshire hits a line drive to left field.
π Hector Somersbyshire lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π€¬ Fugging Bad Words. Final score: 13-0