π π» Minneapolis Thread Bears vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π» Minneapolis Thread Bears Not Yusuf vs. πΎ Simulacra I Cy Young
π
1. 3B Razzmatazz Richmond
2. RF Christie Tian
3. C Maybelline Baird
4. CF Sandra Stone
5. 2B Spiders Espinosa
6. LF Harmon Yvanov
7. DH Orion Sellers
8. 1B Cynthia Lim
9. SS Anita Hernandez
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π» Minneapolis Thread Bears batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Razzmatazz Richmond (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Razzmatazz Richmond hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Razzmatazz Richmond grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Christie Tian (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Christie Tian strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Maybelline Baird (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Maybelline Baird strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Not Yusuf is leaving the game. π» SP1 Carl Bird takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2. Rickey Henderson steals third base! π£ You can barely hear the announcer!
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. π£ You can feel the stands vibrating!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out on a sacrifice fly to CF Sandra Stone. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to center field.
π Mike Schmidt triples on a line drive to CF Sandra Stone.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to left field.
π Johnny Bench singles on a line drive to LF Harmon Yvanov. Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Spiders Espinosa to 1B Cynthia Lim.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π» Minneapolis Thread Bears batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Sandra Stone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Sandra Stone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Spiders Espinosa (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Spiders Espinosa hits a line drive to left field.
π Spiders Espinosa lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Harmon Yvanov (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Harmon Yvanov strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Carl Bird is leaving the game. π» SP2 Not Yusuf takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner homers on a line drive to left field!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the catcher.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to C Maybelline Baird.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds into a double play, 2B Spiders Espinosa to 1B Cynthia Lim. Willie Mays out at second base. Ted Williams out at first base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 HBP)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to 3B Razzmatazz Richmond.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0. π£ The hometown supporters give a roar!
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to RF Christie Tian.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π» Minneapolis Thread Bears batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orion Sellers (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Orion Sellers hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Orion Sellers grounds out, P Greg Maddux to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Cynthia Lim (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Cynthia Lim strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Anita Hernandez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Anita Hernandez strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Not Yusuf is leaving the game. π» SP3 KW Koffi takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 SF)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Anita Hernandez to 1B Cynthia Lim.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 3B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to second base.
π Johnny Bench lines into a double play, 2B Spiders Espinosa to SS Anita Hernandez. Mike Schmidt out at second base.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π» Minneapolis Thread Bears batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Razzmatazz Richmond (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Razzmatazz Richmond strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Christie Tian (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Christie Tian strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Maybelline Baird (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Maybelline Baird hits a ground ball to first base.
π Maybelline Baird grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 KW Koffi is leaving the game. π» SP4 Lloyd Perry takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a fly ball to LF Harmon Yvanov.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. π£ The stadium is buzzing!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Honus Wagner walks.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
π Willie Mays flies out to LF Harmon Yvanov.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ted Williams hits a popup to second base.
π Ted Williams pops out to 2B Spiders Espinosa.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 1B)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to second base. π£ The home crowd is fired up!
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 2B Spiders Espinosa to 1B Cynthia Lim.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π» Minneapolis Thread Bears batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Sandra Stone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Sandra Stone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Spiders Espinosa (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Spiders Espinosa strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Harmon Yvanov (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Harmon Yvanov hits a line drive to left field.
π Harmon Yvanov lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Lloyd Perry is leaving the game. π» SP5 Lucky Malik takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF Harmon Yvanov.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SF, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to CF Sandra Stone.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 3B, 1 BB)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a fly ball to RF Christie Tian.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 CDP)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π» Minneapolis Thread Bears batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orion Sellers (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orion Sellers strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Cynthia Lim (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Cynthia Lim strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Anita Hernandez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Anita Hernandez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Lucky Malik is leaving the game. π» RP1 Kristen Barrantes takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to RF Christie Tian.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 HR, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.
π Honus Wagner flies out to CF Sandra Stone.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π» Minneapolis Thread Bears batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Razzmatazz Richmond (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Razzmatazz Richmond strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Christie Tian (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Christie Tian strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Maybelline Baird (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Maybelline Baird hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Maybelline Baird grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Kristen Barrantes is leaving the game. π» RP2 Milani Rowe takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 PO)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to RF Christie Tian.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 HBP, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds into a double play, SS Anita Hernandez to 1B Cynthia Lim. Ted Williams out at second base. Rickey Henderson out at first base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 3, 1 SO, 2 FO)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to left field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to LF Harmon Yvanov.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 SF, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, looking. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 2, 1 3B, 1 BB, 1 2B)
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to LF Harmon Yvanov. Babe Ruth scores! Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 CDP, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Jackie Robinson steals third base! π£ Fans are losing their minds!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π» Minneapolis Thread Bears batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Sandra Stone (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Sandra Stone hits a popup to third base.
π Sandra Stone pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Spiders Espinosa (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Spiders Espinosa hits a line drive to right field.
π Spiders Espinosa singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Harmon Yvanov (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. Spiders Espinosa steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Harmon Yvanov strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orion Sellers (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orion Sellers hits a ground ball to second base.
π Orion Sellers singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth. Spiders Espinosa to third base.
π The πΎ Simulacra I manager is making a mound visit.
π RP3 Tom Seaver remains in the game.
π Now batting: Cynthia Lim (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Cynthia Lim strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Milani Rowe is leaving the game. π» RP3 Francisco Machado takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 2B, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Cynthia Lim.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 BB, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 PO, 1 1B)
π Ted Williams is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Willie Mays to second base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 HBP, 1 1B, 2 GO, 1 GIDP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ The fans thunder their approval!
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π» Minneapolis Thread Bears batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Anita Hernandez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2. π£ The hometown faithful are loving this!
π Anita Hernandez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Razzmatazz Richmond (0 for 3, 1 GO, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Razzmatazz Richmond strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Christie Tian (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ The hometown fans roar!
π Christie Tian hits a line drive to center field.
π Christie Tian lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π» Minneapolis Thread Bears. Final score: 4-0