🔗 🍗 Pissouri Barrel Of Monkeys vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield
🔗 🍗 Pissouri Barrel Of Monkeys Natalia Poffenberger vs. 💾 Simulacra I Bob Gibson
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1. SS Sophia Tun
2. LF Quiver Feller
3. DH Wimbly Mills
4. 3B Theresa Thorsen
5. 2B Meifeng Lewandowski
6. 1B Velma Irving
7. C Ball Neto
8. CF Candice Callahan
9. RF Ali Fuller
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1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
🔗 "PLAY BALL."
🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🍗 Pissouri Barrel Of Monkeys batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Sophia Tun (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Sophia Tun hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Sophia Tun lines out to CF Willie Mays.
🔗 Now batting: Quiver Feller (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Quiver Feller strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Wimbly Mills (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Wimbly Mills strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Natalia Poffenberger is leaving the game. 🍗 SP1 Jaqueline O'Day takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to LF Quiver Feller.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Babe Ruth doubles on a fly ball to CF Candice Callahan. Rickey Henderson scores!
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2. Babe Ruth steals third base! 📣 Excitement pours from the crowd!
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Mike Schmidt lines out on a sacrifice fly to CF Candice Callahan. Babe Ruth scores!
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a popup to third base.
🔗 Johnny Bench pops out to 3B Theresa Thorsen.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🍗 Pissouri Barrel Of Monkeys batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Theresa Thorsen (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Theresa Thorsen hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Theresa Thorsen grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Meifeng Lewandowski (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Meifeng Lewandowski hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Meifeng Lewandowski singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
🔗 Now batting: Velma Irving (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Velma Irving strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Ball Neto (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2. Meifeng Lewandowski steals second base! 📣 The cheers drown out everything else!
🔗 Ball Neto strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Jaqueline O'Day is leaving the game. 🍗 SP2 L. Visser takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a popup to third base.
🔗 Lou Gehrig pops out to 3B Theresa Thorsen.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.
🔗 Honus Wagner strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🍗 Pissouri Barrel Of Monkeys batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Candice Callahan (1st PA of game)
🔗 Candice Callahan hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Candice Callahan lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
🔗 Now batting: Ali Fuller (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ali Fuller hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Ali Fuller grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Sophia Tun (0 for 1, 1 LO)
🔗 Sophia Tun hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Sophia Tun grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 L. Visser is leaving the game. 🍗 SP3 Catboy Trophy III takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Meifeng Lewandowski to 1B Velma Irving.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to CF Candice Callahan.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 2B)
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Babe Ruth reaches on a fielder's choice, fielded by SP3 Catboy Trophy III. Rickey Henderson to second base. Throwing error by Catboy Trophy III.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Jackie Robinson grounds into a force out, 3B Theresa Thorsen unassisted. Rickey Henderson out at third. Babe Ruth to second base. Jackie Robinson to first base.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 SF)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🍗 Pissouri Barrel Of Monkeys batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Quiver Feller (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Quiver Feller hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Quiver Feller grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Wimbly Mills (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Wimbly Mills strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Theresa Thorsen (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.
🔗 Theresa Thorsen strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Catboy Trophy III is leaving the game. 🍗 SP4 Regina Elemefayo takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 PO)
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Johnny Bench singles on a fly ball to CF Candice Callahan.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 PO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Velma Irving. Johnny Bench to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a popup to second base.
🔗 Honus Wagner pops out to 2B Meifeng Lewandowski.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Willie Mays flies out to LF Quiver Feller.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🍗 Pissouri Barrel Of Monkeys batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Meifeng Lewandowski (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Meifeng Lewandowski strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Velma Irving (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Velma Irving strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Ball Neto (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 3-2.
🔗 Ball Neto strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Regina Elemefayo is leaving the game. 🍗 SP5 Natalia Poffenberger takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Velma Irving.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 2, 2 1B)
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a fly ball to RF Ali Fuller.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 FC)
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to P Natalia Poffenberger. Rickey Henderson to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 F)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. Babe Ruth is caught stealing second base.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🍗 Pissouri Barrel Of Monkeys batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Candice Callahan (0 for 1, 1 LO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Candice Callahan strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Ali Fuller (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ali Fuller hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Ali Fuller singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
🔗 Now batting: Sophia Tun (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Sophia Tun hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Sophia Tun flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
🔗 Now batting: Quiver Feller (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2. Ali Fuller is caught stealing second base.
🔗 End of the top of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Natalia Poffenberger is leaving the game. 🍗 RP1 Pollywog Gwan takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SF, 1 SO)
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Mike Schmidt doubles on a fly ball to RF Ali Fuller.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 1B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Sophia Tun to 1B Velma Irving. Mike Schmidt to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0. 📣 Supporters wave their banners high!
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Lou Gehrig homers on a line drive to right field! Mike Schmidt scores!
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Honus Wagner grounds out, 2B Meifeng Lewandowski to 1B Velma Irving.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Willie Mays hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to 2B Meifeng Lewandowski.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 2 GO)
🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Meifeng Lewandowski to 1B Velma Irving.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🍗 Pissouri Barrel Of Monkeys batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Quiver Feller (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Quiver Feller strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Wimbly Mills (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Wimbly Mills hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Wimbly Mills grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Theresa Thorsen (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Theresa Thorsen strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Pollywog Gwan is leaving the game. 🍗 RP2 Jo Saunders takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (3 for 3, 3 1B)
🔗 Rickey Henderson is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 1 2B, 1 1B, 1 FC)
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Babe Ruth reaches on a fielder's choice, fielded by 1B Velma Irving. Rickey Henderson to second base. Throwing error by Velma Irving.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 F)
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Sophia Tun to 1B Velma Irving. Rickey Henderson to third base. Babe Ruth to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 SF, 1 SO, 1 2B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals home!
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks. 📣 The stadium shakes with excitement!
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 1B, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Johnny Bench grounds out, P Jo Saunders to 1B Velma Irving. Babe Ruth to third base. Mike Schmidt to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 GO, 1 HR)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. 📣 Cheers roll through the stadium!
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 PO, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🍗 Pissouri Barrel Of Monkeys batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Meifeng Lewandowski (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Meifeng Lewandowski strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Velma Irving (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Velma Irving strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Ball Neto (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball Neto hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Ball Neto flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
🔗 End of the top of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Jo Saunders is leaving the game. 🍗 RP3 F. Idris takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Willie Mays flies out to CF Candice Callahan.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 3, 3 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Ted Williams singles on a line drive to CF Candice Callahan.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (3 for 3, 3 1B, 1 HBP)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Rickey Henderson lines out to LF Quiver Feller.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 4, 1 2B, 1 1B, 1 FC)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2. Ted Williams steals second base! 📣 The park vibrates with noise!
🔗 Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 4, 2 SO, 1 F, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks. Ted Williams to third base. Babe Ruth to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 SF, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 BB)
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Mike Schmidt grounds out to 1B Velma Irving.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🍗 Pissouri Barrel Of Monkeys batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Candice Callahan (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Candice Callahan hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Candice Callahan grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Ali Fuller (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
🔗 Ali Fuller hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Ali Fuller grounds out, P Mariano Rivera to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Sophia Tun (0 for 3, 1 LO, 1 GO, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Sophia Tun hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Sophia Tun grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 9th.
🔗 "GAME OVER."
🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 🍗 Pissouri Barrel Of Monkeys. Final score: 5-0