🔗 🍗 Pissouri Barrel Of Monkeys vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield
🔗 🍗 Pissouri Barrel Of Monkeys Regina Elemefayo vs. 💾 Simulacra I Randy Johnson
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1. SS Sophia Tun
2. LF Quiver Feller
3. DH Wimbly Mills
4. 3B Theresa Thorsen
5. 2B Meifeng Lewandowski
6. 1B Velma Irving
7. C Ball Neto
8. CF Candice Callahan
9. RF Ali Fuller
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1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
🔗 "PLAY BALL."
🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🍗 Pissouri Barrel Of Monkeys batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Sophia Tun (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Sophia Tun hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Sophia Tun lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
🔗 Now batting: Quiver Feller (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Quiver Feller hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Quiver Feller doubles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.
🔗 Now batting: Wimbly Mills (1st PA of game)
🔗 Wimbly Mills hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Wimbly Mills flies out to CF Willie Mays.
🔗 Now batting: Theresa Thorsen (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Theresa Thorsen hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Theresa Thorsen triples on a fly ball to RF Babe Ruth. Quiver Feller scores!
🔗 Now batting: Meifeng Lewandowski (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2. 📣 The fans thunder their approval!
🔗 Meifeng Lewandowski strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Regina Elemefayo is leaving the game. 🍗 SP1 Jaqueline O'Day takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to CF Candice Callahan.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to center field! Rickey Henderson scores!
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to RF Ali Fuller.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Mike Schmidt doubles on a fly ball to RF Ali Fuller. Jackie Robinson to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2. 📣 The stadium swells with cheers!
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a popup to second base.
🔗 Johnny Bench pops out to 2B Meifeng Lewandowski.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2. 📣 Fans shout encouragement!
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1. 📣 The hometown faithful are loving this!
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Honus Wagner strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
🔗 Willie Mays hits a popup to the shortstop.
🔗 Willie Mays pops out to SS Sophia Tun.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🍗 Pissouri Barrel Of Monkeys batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Velma Irving (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Velma Irving hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Velma Irving flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
🔗 Now batting: Ball Neto (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ball Neto strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Candice Callahan (1st PA of game)
🔗 Candice Callahan hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Candice Callahan singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
🔗 Now batting: Ali Fuller (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ali Fuller strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Jaqueline O'Day is leaving the game. 🍗 SP2 L. Visser takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Ted Williams lines out to CF Candice Callahan.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Sophia Tun to 1B Velma Irving.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 HR)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Babe Ruth doubles on a fly ball to CF Candice Callahan.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. 📣 The excitement is off the charts!
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🍗 Pissouri Barrel Of Monkeys batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Sophia Tun (0 for 1, 1 LO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Sophia Tun strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Quiver Feller (1 for 1, 1 2B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Quiver Feller hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Quiver Feller singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
🔗 Now batting: Wimbly Mills (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Wimbly Mills hits a popup to second base.
🔗 Wimbly Mills pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
🔗 Now batting: Theresa Thorsen (1 for 1, 1 3B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Theresa Thorsen hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Theresa Thorsen grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 L. Visser is leaving the game. 🍗 SP3 Catboy Trophy III takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 2B)
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Sophia Tun to 1B Velma Irving.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 PO)
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Johnny Bench grounds out to 1B Velma Irving.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 BB)
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to RF Ali Fuller.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🍗 Pissouri Barrel Of Monkeys batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Meifeng Lewandowski (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Meifeng Lewandowski hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Meifeng Lewandowski doubles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
🔗 Now batting: Velma Irving (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Velma Irving hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Velma Irving grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig. Meifeng Lewandowski to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Ball Neto (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. 📣 The stands shake with noise!
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball Neto hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Ball Neto reaches on a fielding error by 1B Lou Gehrig. Meifeng Lewandowski scores!
🔗 Now batting: Candice Callahan (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Ball Neto steals second base!
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-2.
🔗 Candice Callahan strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Ali Fuller (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2. Ball Neto is caught stealing third base.
🔗 End of the top of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Catboy Trophy III is leaving the game. 🍗 SP4 Regina Elemefayo takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 PO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 LO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. Willie Mays steals second base!
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1. Willie Mays steals third base!
🔗 Ted Williams hits a popup to the shortstop. 📣 Home supporters whistle and cheer!
🔗 Ted Williams pops out to SS Sophia Tun.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2. 📣 Fans roar in support!
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Rickey Henderson flies out on a sacrifice fly to CF Candice Callahan. Willie Mays scores!
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 2, 1 HR, 1 2B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a line drive to second base.
🔗 Babe Ruth lines out to 2B Meifeng Lewandowski.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🍗 Pissouri Barrel Of Monkeys batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Ali Fuller (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ali Fuller hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Ali Fuller grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Sophia Tun (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Sophia Tun strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Quiver Feller (2 for 2, 1 2B, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.
🔗 Quiver Feller hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Quiver Feller grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Regina Elemefayo is leaving the game. 🍗 SP5 Natalia Poffenberger takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Jackie Robinson flies out to LF Quiver Feller.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🍗 Pissouri Barrel Of Monkeys batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Wimbly Mills (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 PO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Wimbly Mills strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Theresa Thorsen (1 for 2, 1 3B, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Foul tip. Theresa Thorsen strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Meifeng Lewandowski (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Meifeng Lewandowski strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Natalia Poffenberger is leaving the game. 🍗 RP1 Pollywog Gwan takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Ali Fuller.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Quiver Feller. Lou Gehrig to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 PO, 1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base! 📣 The cheers drown out everything else!
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.
🔗 Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Willie Mays reaches on a fielder's choice out, 3B Theresa Thorsen to C Ball Neto. Lou Gehrig out at home. Honus Wagner to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 PO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. Willie Mays steals second base!
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ted Williams strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 SF)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. 📣 It's pure pandemonium!
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🍗 Pissouri Barrel Of Monkeys batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Velma Irving (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Velma Irving strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Ball Neto (0 for 2, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball Neto hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Ball Neto grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Candice Callahan (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Candice Callahan hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Candice Callahan grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Pollywog Gwan is leaving the game. 🍗 RP2 Jo Saunders takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 1 HR, 1 2B, 1 LO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to P Jo Saunders.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Jackie Robinson grounds into a force out, SS Sophia Tun to 2B Meifeng Lewandowski. Babe Ruth out at second.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 2B, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 1 PO, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Johnny Bench flies out to CF Candice Callahan.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🍗 Pissouri Barrel Of Monkeys batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Ali Fuller (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Ali Fuller hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Ali Fuller singles on a ground ball to P Tom Seaver.
🔗 Now batting: Sophia Tun (0 for 3, 1 LO, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Sophia Tun strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Quiver Feller (2 for 3, 1 2B, 1 1B, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Quiver Feller strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Wimbly Mills (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 PO, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Wimbly Mills hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Wimbly Mills flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
🔗 End of the top of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Jo Saunders is leaving the game. 🍗 RP3 F. Idris takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 2, 1 BB, 2 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to the shortstop.
🔗 Lou Gehrig lines out to SS Sophia Tun.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a fly ball to RF Ali Fuller.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 BB, 1 FC)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner is caught stealing second base.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 3, 1 LO, 1 PO, 1 SO)
🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to CF Candice Callahan. Willie Mays to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 SF, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1. 📣 Fans jump and shout!
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Rickey Henderson grounds into a force out, 3B Theresa Thorsen unassisted. Willie Mays out at third.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🍗 Pissouri Barrel Of Monkeys batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Theresa Thorsen (1 for 3, 1 3B, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Theresa Thorsen strikes out swinging. 📣 Every fan is making noise!
🔗 Now batting: Meifeng Lewandowski (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 2B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Meifeng Lewandowski strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Velma Irving (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Velma Irving hits a popup to second base. 📣 Everyone in the stands is on their feet!
🔗 Velma Irving pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
🔗 End of the top of the 9th.
🔗 "GAME OVER."
🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 🍗 Pissouri Barrel Of Monkeys. Final score: 3-2