π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Joshua Tkachenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Bob Gibson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to right field.
π Rita Tejada flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson lines out to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2. π£ The home crowd won't stop cheering!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to center field.
π Johnny Bench lines out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to second base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2. π£ The place is rocking!
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to left field.
π Ted Williams flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to third base.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to third base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 BB)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds into a double play, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Rickey Henderson out at second base. Jackie Robinson out at first base.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul tip. Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to second base.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench singles on a fly ball to RF Brandi Rakoto. Mike Schmidt to second base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ A roar builds from the seats!
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Mike Schmidt to third base. Johnny Bench to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Honus Wagner grounds into a double play, SP4 Dacie Petrenko to C Gertrude McCall to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Mike Schmidt out at home. Honus Wagner out at first base. Johnny Bench to third base. Lou Gehrig to second base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ Fans are losing their minds!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
π Willie Mays lines out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to second base.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 LO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2. Ted Williams steals second base! π£ Everyone's clapping in rhythm!
π Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 2 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to left field! Ted Williams scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 LO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. π£ Noise levels spike!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Brandi Rakoto hits a fly ball to right field.
π Brandi Rakoto flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to third base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to third base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays grounds into a force out, SS Barbara Bone unassisted. Honus Wagner out at second.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Willie Mays to second base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Willie Mays steals third base!
π Ball. 2-1. π£ Everyone is chanting the team's name!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 2 FO, 1 HR)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 2 BB, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 SO)
π Foul tip. 0-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base! π£ Fans pump their fists in the air!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 LO, 1 1B, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to left field.
π Johnny Bench singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada. Jackie Robinson scores! Johnny Bench to third base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Johnny Bench scores! Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 LO, 1 F)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The stadium erupts!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 4, 1 LO, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. π£ Fans wave their arms wildly!
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, P Justin Bradley to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a line drive to left field.
π Alexandra Quinn singles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 4, 2 FO, 2 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, P A. Wu to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 2 BB, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Jackie Robinson triples on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 4, 2 1B, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The stadium is buzzing!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging. Jackie Robinson steals home!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 3, 1 LO, 2 1B, 1 HBP)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, P Mariano Rivera to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to first base.
π Gertrude McCall singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 SO)
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig. Gertrude McCall to second base.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, P Mariano Rivera to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 6-0