🔗 🤹 Harness Infinite Weasel Potential vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield
🔗 🤹 Harness Infinite Weasel Potential Nellie Waseball vs. 💾 Simulacra I Greg Maddux
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1. DH Boots Frost
2. C Ulani Morelandton
3. CF Popquiz Sutherland
4. 2B Lollygag Nakanishi
5. 3B Buizel Garrison II
6. 1B Julio Ko
7. SS Lickety Kasongo
8. LF Zazzles Wolf
9. RF Velma Matthews
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1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
🔗 "PLAY BALL."
🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🤹 Harness Infinite Weasel Potential batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Boots Frost (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Boots Frost strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Ulani Morelandton (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ulani Morelandton strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Popquiz Sutherland (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Popquiz Sutherland hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Popquiz Sutherland grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Nellie Waseball is leaving the game. 🤹 SP1 Jaxson Injury takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing third base.
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Babe Ruth grounds out to 1B Julio Ko.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a popup to the shortstop.
🔗 Jackie Robinson pops out to SS Lickety Kasongo.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🤹 Harness Infinite Weasel Potential batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Lollygag Nakanishi (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Lollygag Nakanishi strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Buizel Garrison II (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Buizel Garrison II strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Julio Ko (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Julio Ko strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Jaxson Injury is leaving the game. 🤹 SP2 Isabelle Considerations takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to LF Zazzles Wolf.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing second base.
🔗 Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Julio Ko.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🤹 Harness Infinite Weasel Potential batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Lickety Kasongo (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Lickety Kasongo strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Zazzles Wolf (1st PA of game)
🔗 Zazzles Wolf hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Zazzles Wolf grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Velma Matthews (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul tip. 0-2.
🔗 Velma Matthews strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Isabelle Considerations is leaving the game. 🤹 SP3 Nellie Waseball takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to LF Zazzles Wolf.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1. 📣 The home crowd is fired up!
🔗 Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Willie Mays flies out to CF Popquiz Sutherland.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to 2B Lollygag Nakanishi. Honus Wagner scores!
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 BB)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to CF Popquiz Sutherland. Ted Williams to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a line drive to left field. 📣 The ballpark erupts in applause!
🔗 Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to LF Zazzles Wolf. Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 PO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2. 📣 The crowd lets out a collective howl!
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Lickety Kasongo to 1B Julio Ko. Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base. 📣 Fans wave their arms wildly!
🔗 Mike Schmidt grounds out, 3B Buizel Garrison II to 1B Julio Ko.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🤹 Harness Infinite Weasel Potential batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Boots Frost (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Boots Frost strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Ulani Morelandton (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Ulani Morelandton strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Popquiz Sutherland (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Popquiz Sutherland strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Nellie Waseball is leaving the game. 🤹 SP4 Stella Nørgaard takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Buizel Garrison II to 1B Julio Ko.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a popup to second base.
🔗 Lou Gehrig pops out to 2B Lollygag Nakanishi.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 2B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to CF Popquiz Sutherland.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Willie Mays doubles on a line drive to CF Popquiz Sutherland. Honus Wagner scores!
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. Willie Mays steals third base! 📣 Energy pulses from the stands!
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Ted Williams singles on a line drive to CF Popquiz Sutherland. Willie Mays scores!
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a popup to first base.
🔗 Rickey Henderson pops out to 1B Julio Ko.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🤹 Harness Infinite Weasel Potential batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Lollygag Nakanishi (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Lollygag Nakanishi strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Buizel Garrison II (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Buizel Garrison II strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Julio Ko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Julio Ko strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Stella Nørgaard is leaving the game. 🤹 SP5 Harmon Kaplan takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 2B)
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to CF Popquiz Sutherland.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 PO, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1. 📣 You can feel the hype building!
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging. Babe Ruth steals third base!
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1. Babe Ruth is caught stealing home.
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Lickety Kasongo to 1B Julio Ko.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🤹 Harness Infinite Weasel Potential batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Lickety Kasongo (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Lickety Kasongo strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Zazzles Wolf (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Zazzles Wolf strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Velma Matthews (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Velma Matthews hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Velma Matthews grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Harmon Kaplan is leaving the game. 🤹 RP1 Almanac Torres takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 PO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Lou Gehrig flies into a double play, LF Zazzles Wolf to 1B Julio Ko. Johnny Bench out at first base.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 2 2B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to SS Lickety Kasongo.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 2B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Willie Mays is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Honus Wagner to second base. 📣 Fans slap the walls in rhythm!
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (2 for 2, 2 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner is caught stealing third base.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🤹 Harness Infinite Weasel Potential batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Boots Frost (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Boots Frost strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Ulani Morelandton (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Ulani Morelandton strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Popquiz Sutherland (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Popquiz Sutherland strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Almanac Torres is leaving the game. 🤹 RP2 Paula Ogawa takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (2 for 2, 2 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Lollygag Nakanishi to 1B Julio Ko.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 1B, 1 PO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to 3B Buizel Garrison II.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 1 GO, 2 2B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field. 📣 The stands explode in noise!
🔗 Babe Ruth flies out to CF Popquiz Sutherland.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing home.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🤹 Harness Infinite Weasel Potential batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Lollygag Nakanishi (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Foul tip. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Lollygag Nakanishi strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Buizel Garrison II (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Buizel Garrison II strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Julio Ko (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Julio Ko strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Paula Ogawa is leaving the game. 🤹 RP3 Loretta Combs takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Jackie Robinson flies out to LF Zazzles Wolf.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 BB)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1. Mike Schmidt steals second base! 📣 It's a roar from the rafters!
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Johnny Bench flies out to RF Velma Matthews.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 PO, 1 CDP)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Mike Schmidt steals third base!
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field. 📣 The hometown fans roar!
🔗 Lou Gehrig doubles on a fly ball to RF Velma Matthews. Mike Schmidt scores!
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (3 for 3, 2 2B, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Honus Wagner homers on a fly ball to left field! Lou Gehrig scores!
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 2B, 1 HBP)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Willie Mays flies out to CF Popquiz Sutherland.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🤹 Harness Infinite Weasel Potential batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Lickety Kasongo (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Lickety Kasongo hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Lickety Kasongo singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.
🔗 Now batting: Zazzles Wolf (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Zazzles Wolf hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Zazzles Wolf grounds into a double play, 3B Mike Schmidt to SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig. Lickety Kasongo out at second base. Zazzles Wolf out at first base.
🔗 Now batting: Velma Matthews (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Velma Matthews strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 9th.
🔗 "GAME OVER."
🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 🤹 Harness Infinite Weasel Potential. Final score: 8-0