π π Noowa Heavens Repair Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Noowa Heavens Repair Company Ian Guillotine vs. πΎ Simulacra I Greg Maddux
π
1. SS Bloop Rojas
2. 1B Gary Grass
3. C Karen Albury
4. 2B Jasper de Araujo
5. DH Enrique McKenzie
6. LF Lefty Machado
7. CF Steagan Slater
8. RF Cool ViΓ±a
9. 3B Naomi Feliz
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Noowa Heavens Repair Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Bloop Rojas (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Bloop Rojas hits a line drive to left field.
π Bloop Rojas doubles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Gary Grass (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ Banners wave wildly!
π Gary Grass strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Karen Albury (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Karen Albury hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Karen Albury grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig. Bloop Rojas to third base.
π The πΎ Simulacra I manager is making a mound visit.
π SP1 Walter Johnson remains in the game.
π Now batting: Jasper de Araujo (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Bloop Rojas is caught stealing home.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Ian Guillotine is leaving the game. π SP1 Ryu Farrugia takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 2B Jasper de Araujo to 1B Gary Grass.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to second base.
π Babe Ruth lines out to 2B Jasper de Araujo.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Noowa Heavens Repair Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jasper de Araujo (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Jasper de Araujo hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jasper de Araujo grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Enrique McKenzie (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Enrique McKenzie strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Lefty Machado (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Lefty Machado hits a ground ball to third base.
π Lefty Machado grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Ryu Farrugia is leaving the game. π SP2 Oscar Sanford takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to LF Lefty Machado.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to CF Steagan Slater. Lou Gehrig to second base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
π Willie Mays flies out to CF Steagan Slater. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. π£ Every fan is making noise!
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to CF Steagan Slater. Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to third base.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to 3B Naomi Feliz. Honus Wagner scores! Ted Williams to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base! π£ It's pandemonium in the stands!
π Ball. 1-1. Ted Williams is caught stealing home.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Noowa Heavens Repair Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Steagan Slater (1st PA of game)
π Steagan Slater hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Steagan Slater pops out to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Cool ViΓ±a (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Cool ViΓ±a hits a fly ball to right field.
π Cool ViΓ±a flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Naomi Feliz (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Naomi Feliz strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Oscar Sanford is leaving the game. π SP3 Ian Guillotine takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a popup to second base.
π Babe Ruth pops out to 2B Jasper de Araujo.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a line drive to LF Lefty Machado.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. π£ The home faithful go berserk!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ The fans bellow encouragement!
π Ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Noowa Heavens Repair Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Bloop Rojas (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Bloop Rojas strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gary Grass (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Gary Grass strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Karen Albury (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Karen Albury strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Ian Guillotine is leaving the game. π SP4 November McKay takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Honus Wagner hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner pops out to SS Bloop Rojas.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to right field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to RF Cool ViΓ±a.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The stands are rumbling!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Willie Mays steals third base!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2. Willie Mays is caught stealing home.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Noowa Heavens Repair Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jasper de Araujo (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Jasper de Araujo strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Enrique McKenzie (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Enrique McKenzie strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Lefty Machado (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Lefty Machado is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Steagan Slater (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Steagan Slater strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 November McKay is leaving the game. π SP5 Jayden Amos takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to CF Steagan Slater.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-2. π£ The faithful are shouting at the top of their lungs!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to CF Steagan Slater.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 HR, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2. π£ The faithful rise as one!
π Ball. 1-2. Rickey Henderson steals home!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a fly ball to CF Steagan Slater.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Mike Schmidt steals second base! π£ Everyone's clapping in rhythm!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench singles on a ground ball to 3B Naomi Feliz. Mike Schmidt to third base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. π£ The fans thunder their approval!
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, P Jayden Amos to 1B Gary Grass.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Noowa Heavens Repair Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Cool ViΓ±a (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Cool ViΓ±a strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Naomi Feliz (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Naomi Feliz hits a ground ball to third base.
π Naomi Feliz grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Bloop Rojas (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Bloop Rojas strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Jayden Amos is leaving the game. π RP1 Angel Montoya takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 PO)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Steagan Slater.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Ball. 3-2. Honus Wagner steals third base!
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks. π£ Noise rains down from the seats!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field.
π Ted Williams flies out on a sacrifice fly to CF Steagan Slater. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 3, 1 GO, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0. Willie Mays is caught stealing third base.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 3, 1 LO, 1 PO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to CF Steagan Slater. Rickey Henderson to second base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ The cheers drown out everything else!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Noowa Heavens Repair Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gary Grass (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Gary Grass strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Karen Albury (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Karen Albury hits a ground ball to third base.
π Karen Albury grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Jasper de Araujo (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Jasper de Araujo strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Angel Montoya is leaving the game. π RP2 Alewife Rani takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 2, 1 HR, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 3B Naomi Feliz to 1B Gary Grass.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Naomi Feliz to 1B Gary Grass.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to P Alewife Rani.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner grounds into a force out, SS Bloop Rojas unassisted. Lou Gehrig out at second.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Noowa Heavens Repair Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Enrique McKenzie (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Enrique McKenzie hits a ground ball to second base.
π Enrique McKenzie grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Lefty Machado (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 HBP)
π Lefty Machado hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lefty Machado singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Steagan Slater (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Steagan Slater hits a popup to the catcher.
π Steagan Slater pops out to C Johnny Bench.
π Now batting: Cool ViΓ±a (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Cool ViΓ±a hits a line drive to right field.
π Cool ViΓ±a doubles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth. Lefty Machado to third base.
π Now batting: Naomi Feliz (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Naomi Feliz strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Alewife Rani is leaving the game. π RP3 Mildred Parmesan takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Naomi Feliz to 1B Gary Grass.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 SF)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Jasper de Araujo to 1B Gary Grass.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 3, 1 GO, 2 1B, 1 BB)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to LF Lefty Machado.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 4, 1 LO, 1 PO, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF Lefty Machado.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Noowa Heavens Repair Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Bloop Rojas (1 for 3, 1 2B, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Bloop Rojas hits a ground ball to third base.
π Bloop Rojas grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gary Grass (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Gary Grass hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Gary Grass grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Karen Albury (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ Excitement pours from the crowd!
π Karen Albury hits a ground ball to first base.
π Karen Albury grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Noowa Heavens Repair Company. Final score: 5-0