π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Pie Hartman vs. πΎ Simulacra I Cy Young
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to right field.
π Rita Tejada flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base! π£ The stadium swells with cheers!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a fly ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The home supporters can't contain themselves!
π Jackie Robinson hits a popup to first base.
π Jackie Robinson pops out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to right field.
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing third base.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to third base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig reaches on a throwing error by 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to second base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ The stands explode in noise!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to P Pie Hartman. Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to right field.
π Ted Williams homers on a fly ball to right field! Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out on a sacrifice fly to CF Rita Tejada. Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. π£ The faithful are shouting at the top of their lungs!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Mike Schmidt to third base. Johnny Bench to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing home.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Brandi Rakoto hits a fly ball to center field.
π Brandi Rakoto flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.
π Honus Wagner homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
π Willie Mays flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Ted Williams lines out to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 2, 1 2B, 1 1B)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to left field! Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 PO, 1 SF)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a popup to second base.
π Rita Tejada pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 2, 1 2B, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a fly ball to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing second base.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 GO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a fly ball to center field.
π Alexandra Quinn flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to second base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall hits a popup to second base.
π Gertrude McCall pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 2, 1 BB, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (3 for 3, 1 2B, 1 1B, 1 HR)
π Babe Ruth hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Babe Ruth pops out to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SF, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0. π£ Fans jump and shout!
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (3 for 3, 1 2B, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Ball. 2-0. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop. π£ The stadium swells with cheers!
π Johnny Bench reaches on a fielding error by SS Barbara Bone. Rickey Henderson scores! Jackie Robinson to third base. Mike Schmidt to second base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 3, 2 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a ground ball to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt scores! Johnny Bench scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 HR, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Lou Gehrig steals third base!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field. π£ It's pandemonium in the stands!
π Willie Mays triples on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 HR, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a popup to the pitcher.
π Ted Williams pops out to P Myrtle Bakker.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (3 for 3, 1 BB, 3 1B)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base. π£ A chant grows louder and louder!
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rita Tejada singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Rita Tejada is caught stealing second base.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (3 for 4, 1 2B, 1 1B, 1 HR, 1 PO)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SF, 1 FO, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (3 for 3, 1 2B, 2 1B, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench singles on a ground ball to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 4, 2 GO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a fly ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Johnny Bench to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (3 for 4, 1 1B, 1 HR, 1 GO, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ Chants thunder around the stadium!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (2 for 4, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 3B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to right field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 4, 1 HR, 1 LO, 1 GO, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to left field.
π Ted Williams lines out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (3 for 4, 1 BB, 3 1B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ You can barely hear the announcer!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (4 for 5, 1 2B, 1 1B, 2 HR, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The home crowd won't stop cheering!
π Ball. 2-0. Willie Mays is caught stealing home.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to third base.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Brandi Rakoto pops out to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Gertrude McCall is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 PO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rita Tejada doubles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson. Gertrude McCall to third base.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 18-0