π π Carnegie Watermelons vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Carnegie Watermelons Vandium Blankenship vs. πΎ Simulacra I Cy Young
π
1. 3B Snickerdoodle Gomez
2. DH Lydia Masson
3. SS Kid ZuΓ±iga
4. CF Liqin Dixon
5. 1B Null Kinoshita
6. LF Wilma Hudson
7. 2B Tickle Jordan
8. C Hannah Greenberg
9. RF K. Catboy
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Carnegie Watermelons batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Snickerdoodle Gomez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Snickerdoodle Gomez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Lydia Masson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Lydia Masson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Kid ZuΓ±iga (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Kid ZuΓ±iga hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Kid ZuΓ±iga grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Vandium Blankenship is leaving the game. π SP1 Madison Shaffer takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Kid ZuΓ±iga to 1B Null Kinoshita.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth lines out to RF K. Catboy.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Kid ZuΓ±iga to 1B Null Kinoshita.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Carnegie Watermelons batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Liqin Dixon (1st PA of game)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Liqin Dixon strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Null Kinoshita (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Null Kinoshita hits a ground ball to third base.
π Null Kinoshita grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Wilma Hudson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Wilma Hudson strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Madison Shaffer is leaving the game. π SP2 Vandium Blankenship takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt lines out to LF Wilma Hudson.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Lou Gehrig steals second base! π£ The home crowd won't stop cheering!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a popup to second base.
π Honus Wagner pops out to 2B Tickle Jordan.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to right field.
π Willie Mays flies out to RF K. Catboy.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Carnegie Watermelons batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Tickle Jordan (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Tickle Jordan hits a fly ball to left field.
π Tickle Jordan singles on a fly ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Hannah Greenberg (1st PA of game)
π Hannah Greenberg hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Hannah Greenberg grounds into a double play, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig. Tickle Jordan out at second base. Hannah Greenberg out at first base.
π Now batting: K. Catboy (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π K. Catboy strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Vandium Blankenship is leaving the game. π SP3 Y. Gray takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
π Ted Williams homers on a line drive to center field!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to CF Liqin Dixon.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to CF Liqin Dixon. Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth to second base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Babe Ruth steals third base! π£ The home faithful go berserk!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to center field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to CF Liqin Dixon. Babe Ruth scores! Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2. π£ It's pandemonium in the stands!
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench grounds into a double play, SS Kid ZuΓ±iga to 2B Tickle Jordan to 1B Null Kinoshita. Mike Schmidt out at second base. Johnny Bench out at first base. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 BB)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Null Kinoshita.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Carnegie Watermelons batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Snickerdoodle Gomez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Snickerdoodle Gomez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lydia Masson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Lydia Masson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Kid ZuΓ±iga (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Kid ZuΓ±iga strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Y. Gray is leaving the game. π SP4 Alan Clegg takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to first base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to 1B Null Kinoshita.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. Honus Wagner steals second base! π£ The home crowd is fired up!
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to second base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 2B Tickle Jordan to 1B Null Kinoshita. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. π£ Excitement surges through the park!
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to third base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 3B Snickerdoodle Gomez to 1B Null Kinoshita. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, P Alan Clegg to 1B Null Kinoshita.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Carnegie Watermelons batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Liqin Dixon (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Liqin Dixon strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Null Kinoshita (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Null Kinoshita strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Wilma Hudson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Wilma Hudson strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Alan Clegg is leaving the game. π SP5 Melissa Matsuoka takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 LO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 2B Tickle Jordan to 1B Null Kinoshita.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 LO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to second base.
π Johnny Bench singles on a ground ball to CF Liqin Dixon. Mike Schmidt to third base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1. π£ The crowd erupts into cheers!
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds into a double play, 2B Tickle Jordan to SS Kid ZuΓ±iga to 1B Null Kinoshita. Johnny Bench out at second base. Lou Gehrig out at first base.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Carnegie Watermelons batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Tickle Jordan (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Tickle Jordan strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Greenberg (0 for 1, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Hannah Greenberg strikes out looking.
π Now batting: K. Catboy (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π K. Catboy strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Melissa Matsuoka is leaving the game. π RP1 Dave Nagai takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to CF Liqin Dixon.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner is caught stealing third base.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
π Willie Mays homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 HR, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to third base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 3B Snickerdoodle Gomez to 1B Null Kinoshita.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 2 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson lines out to LF Wilma Hudson.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Carnegie Watermelons batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Snickerdoodle Gomez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Snickerdoodle Gomez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lydia Masson (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Lydia Masson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Kid ZuΓ±iga (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Kid ZuΓ±iga strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Dave Nagai is leaving the game. π RP2 Lugubrious Oconnor takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 LO, 1 BB, 1 HR)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Tickle Jordan to 1B Null Kinoshita.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 2 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to CF Liqin Dixon.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 LO, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0. Jackie Robinson steals second base! π£ Fans whoop and holler!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Kid ZuΓ±iga to 1B Null Kinoshita. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 3, 1 HR, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Snickerdoodle Gomez to 1B Null Kinoshita.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Carnegie Watermelons batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Liqin Dixon (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Liqin Dixon hits a line drive to third base.
π Liqin Dixon lines out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Null Kinoshita (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Null Kinoshita strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Wilma Hudson (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Wilma Hudson strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Lugubrious Oconnor is leaving the game. π RP3 Makena Yoshimura takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 BB, 2 GO, 1 GIDP)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 1 PO, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Liqin Dixon.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 HR)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1. π£ The crowd is ecstatic!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays grounds out, SS Kid ZuΓ±iga to 1B Null Kinoshita. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 HR, 2 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Carnegie Watermelons batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Tickle Jordan (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Tickle Jordan hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Tickle Jordan singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Hannah Greenberg (0 for 2, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Greenberg strikes out looking.
π Now batting: K. Catboy (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π K. Catboy hits a ground ball to second base.
π K. Catboy singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth. Tickle Jordan to third base.
π Now batting: Snickerdoodle Gomez (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Snickerdoodle Gomez hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Snickerdoodle Gomez grounds into a force out, SS Honus Wagner unassisted. K. Catboy out at second. Tickle Jordan scores!
π Now batting: Lydia Masson (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Lydia Masson strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Carnegie Watermelons. Final score: 7-1