π π³οΈ Murmansk Deep Earth Macaroni vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π³οΈ Murmansk Deep Earth Macaroni Owen Yoshida vs. πΎ Simulacra I Bob Gibson
π
1. LF Katrina Shoebill
2. C Fizzbuzz Steele
3. DH December Jamal
4. 1B Joshua Mancini
5. SS Lee Pedro
6. 3B Melissa Wiggins
7. RF Jasper Knowles
8. 2B Ivy Morelandton
9. CF Theo Zheng
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π³οΈ Murmansk Deep Earth Macaroni batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Katrina Shoebill (1st PA of game)
π Katrina Shoebill hits a ground ball to second base.
π Katrina Shoebill grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Fizzbuzz Steele (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Fizzbuzz Steele strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: December Jamal (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π December Jamal strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Owen Yoshida is leaving the game. π³οΈ SP1 Miles Leal takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to CF Theo Zheng.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to right field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to RF Jasper Knowles.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt homers on a fly ball to center field! Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π³οΈ Murmansk Deep Earth Macaroni batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Joshua Mancini (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Joshua Mancini hits a fly ball to center field.
π Joshua Mancini flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Lee Pedro (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Lee Pedro strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Melissa Wiggins (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Melissa Wiggins strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Miles Leal is leaving the game. π³οΈ SP2 Paola Passerine takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to the pitcher.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to P Paola Passerine.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Honus Wagner steals second base! π£ Fans are losing their minds!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to right field.
π Willie Mays flies out to RF Jasper Knowles.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Ivy Morelandton to 1B Joshua Mancini.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π³οΈ Murmansk Deep Earth Macaroni batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jasper Knowles (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Jasper Knowles hits a line drive to second base.
π Jasper Knowles lines out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π Now batting: Ivy Morelandton (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ivy Morelandton hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ivy Morelandton grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Theo Zheng (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Theo Zheng hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Theo Zheng grounds out, P Greg Maddux to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Paola Passerine is leaving the game. π³οΈ SP3 Daigo Sakamoto takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to right field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to RF Jasper Knowles.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to RF Jasper Knowles.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing second base.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to SS Lee Pedro. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Mike Schmidt steals second base! π£ Everyone is cheering at once!
π Johnny Bench hits a popup to third base.
π Johnny Bench pops out to 3B Melissa Wiggins.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π³οΈ Murmansk Deep Earth Macaroni batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Katrina Shoebill (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Katrina Shoebill strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Fizzbuzz Steele (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Fizzbuzz Steele strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: December Jamal (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π December Jamal hits a fly ball to left field.
π December Jamal flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Daigo Sakamoto is leaving the game. π³οΈ SP4 Madelyn Fuentes takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Ivy Morelandton to 1B Joshua Mancini.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, SS Lee Pedro to 1B Joshua Mancini.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to LF Katrina Shoebill.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ball. 2-1. Willie Mays is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π³οΈ Murmansk Deep Earth Macaroni batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Joshua Mancini (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Joshua Mancini hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Joshua Mancini singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Lee Pedro (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Joshua Mancini is caught stealing second base.
π Lee Pedro hits a popup to second base.
π Lee Pedro pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π Now batting: Melissa Wiggins (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Melissa Wiggins strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Madelyn Fuentes is leaving the game. π³οΈ SP5 Owen Yoshida takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to left field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to LF Katrina Shoebill.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to LF Katrina Shoebill. Ted Williams to second base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 2 FO)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to RF Jasper Knowles.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2. π£ Fans shout encouragement!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 2, 1 HR, 1 1B)
π Foul tip. 0-1. π£ The stands are rumbling!
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt homers on a fly ball to left field! Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to CF Theo Zheng.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π³οΈ Murmansk Deep Earth Macaroni batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jasper Knowles (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Jasper Knowles strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Ivy Morelandton (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ivy Morelandton hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ivy Morelandton grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Theo Zheng (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Theo Zheng strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Owen Yoshida is leaving the game. π³οΈ RP1 Lila Buckley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul tip. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to 2B Ivy Morelandton.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Lou Gehrig steals second base!
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the pitcher. π£ The energy in the park surges!
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to P Lila Buckley. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to second base.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to CF Theo Zheng. Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field.
π Ted Williams doubles on a fly ball to CF Theo Zheng. Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 3, 1 SO, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ Home fans stomp their feet in unison!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul tip. Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 3, 3 FO)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Ivy Morelandton to 1B Joshua Mancini. Ted Williams to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Jackie Robinson homers on a fly ball to left field! Ted Williams scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (3 for 3, 2 HR, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to second base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 2B Ivy Morelandton to 1B Joshua Mancini.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π³οΈ Murmansk Deep Earth Macaroni batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Katrina Shoebill (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Katrina Shoebill strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Fizzbuzz Steele (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Fizzbuzz Steele hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Fizzbuzz Steele grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: December Jamal (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π December Jamal strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Lila Buckley is leaving the game. π³οΈ RP2 Hitchcock Payne takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 PO, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Melissa Wiggins to 1B Joshua Mancini.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
π Lou Gehrig homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Katrina Shoebill.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (2 for 3, 1 FO, 2 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Honus Wagner steals second base! π£ Supporters yell at full volume!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (2 for 3, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams lines out to RF Jasper Knowles.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π³οΈ Murmansk Deep Earth Macaroni batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Joshua Mancini (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Joshua Mancini strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Lee Pedro (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Lee Pedro strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Melissa Wiggins (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Melissa Wiggins strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Hitchcock Payne is leaving the game. π³οΈ RP3 Geoff Stone takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 4, 2 SO, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a popup to second base.
π Rickey Henderson pops out to 2B Ivy Morelandton.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 4, 3 FO, 1 GO)
π Babe Ruth hits a popup to the catcher.
π Babe Ruth pops out to C Fizzbuzz Steele.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 BB, 1 SO, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to right field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to RF Jasper Knowles.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (3 for 4, 2 HR, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a popup to the catcher.
π Mike Schmidt pops out to C Fizzbuzz Steele.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π³οΈ Murmansk Deep Earth Macaroni batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jasper Knowles (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Jasper Knowles strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Ivy Morelandton (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Ivy Morelandton hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ivy Morelandton grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Theo Zheng (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Theo Zheng strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π³οΈ Murmansk Deep Earth Macaroni. Final score: 11-0