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🔗 🤬 Fugging Bad Words vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield

🔗 🤬 Fugging Bad Words Midnight McCann vs. 💾 Simulacra I Greg Maddux

🔗 1. C Pamela Zambrano
2. RF Austin Nyirenda
3. 3B Aiden Rudenko
4. 2B Walter McCarty
5. CF Hector Somersbyshire
6. DH Mollie Doğan
7. SS Murphy Boyd
8. 1B Tyler Vacation
9. LF Throckmorton Livingston

🔗 1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams

🔗 "PLAY BALL."

🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Aiden Rudenko strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1. Austin Nyirenda is caught stealing second base.

🔗 End of the top of the 1st.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Midnight McCann is leaving the game. 🤬 SP1 Levi Pichardo takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

🔗 Rickey Henderson is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Babe Ruth flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!

🔗 Ball. 2-0. Rickey Henderson steals third base!

🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1. 📣 The stands are rumbling!

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Rickey Henderson scores!

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing second base.

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Mike Schmidt homers on a fly ball to left field!

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Murphy Boyd to 1B Tyler Vacation.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.

🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

🔗 Walter McCarty strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Mollie Doğan strikes out looking.

🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Levi Pichardo is leaving the game. 🤬 SP2 Sizzle Sparks takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to RF Austin Nyirenda.

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Ball. 2-0. Lou Gehrig steals second base!

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Honus Wagner reaches on a fielder's choice out, SS Murphy Boyd to 3B Aiden Rudenko. Lou Gehrig out at third.

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)

🔗 Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Willie Mays singles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Honus Wagner to third base.

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays is caught stealing second base.

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

🔗 Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Ted Williams lines out to RF Austin Nyirenda.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.

🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Murphy Boyd hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Murphy Boyd grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

🔗 Tyler Vacation hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Tyler Vacation flies out to CF Willie Mays.

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston strikes out looking.

🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Sizzle Sparks is leaving the game. 🤬 SP3 Midnight McCann takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 HBP)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

🔗 Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

🔗 Babe Ruth strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 1B)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.

🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.

🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Pamela Zambrano hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (1 HBP)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1. Pamela Zambrano is caught stealing second base.

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

🔗 Aiden Rudenko strikes out looking.

🔗 End of the top of the 4th.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Midnight McCann is leaving the game. 🤬 SP4 Ivy Carrington takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 HR)

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a popup to the shortstop.

🔗 Mike Schmidt pops out to SS Murphy Boyd.

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Johnny Bench doubles on a line drive to RF Austin Nyirenda.

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 1B)

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a popup to first base.

🔗 Lou Gehrig pops out to 1B Tyler Vacation.

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 FC)

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to RF Austin Nyirenda. Johnny Bench scores!

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B)

🔗 Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Willie Mays flies out to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.

🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Walter McCarty hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Walter McCarty grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Mollie Doğan hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Mollie Doğan flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.

🔗 End of the top of the 5th.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Ivy Carrington is leaving the game. 🤬 SP5 Edna Slater takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 LO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Ted Williams singles on a line drive to RF Austin Nyirenda.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Rickey Henderson flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Babe Ruth lines out to RF Austin Nyirenda. Ted Williams to second base.

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1. 📣 Fans are losing their minds!

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.

🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Murphy Boyd strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.

🔗 Tyler Vacation strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.

🔗 End of the top of the 6th.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Edna Slater is leaving the game. 🤬 RP1 Egg Brandt takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 PO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Mike Schmidt homers on a fly ball to right field!

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 2B)

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to left field!

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 PO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Lou Gehrig singles on a fly ball to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 FC)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Honus Wagner grounds into a double play, 3B Aiden Rudenko to SS Murphy Boyd to 1B Tyler Vacation. Lou Gehrig out at second base. Honus Wagner out at first base.

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

🔗 Willie Mays hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Willie Mays singles on a line drive to RF Austin Nyirenda.

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 LO, 1 1B)

🔗 Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Ted Williams flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.

🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

🔗 Aiden Rudenko strikes out swinging.

🔗 End of the top of the 7th.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Egg Brandt is leaving the game. 🤬 RP2 Luke Shoebill takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 HBP, 1 SO, 1 FO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Rickey Henderson homers on a line drive to left field!

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 LO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Babe Ruth lines out to RF Austin Nyirenda.

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to RF Austin Nyirenda.

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 3, 2 HR, 1 PO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

🔗 Strike, looking. 2-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base!

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Mike Schmidt flies out to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Jackie Robinson to third base.

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 3, 1 GO, 1 2B, 1 HR)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Johnny Bench doubles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Jackie Robinson scores!

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 PO)

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Lou Gehrig lines out to RF Austin Nyirenda.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.

🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

🔗 Walter McCarty hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Walter McCarty grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire hits a ground ball to the pitcher.

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire grounds out, P Tom Seaver to 1B Lou Gehrig.

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Mollie Doğan hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Mollie Doğan flies out to CF Willie Mays.

🔗 End of the top of the 8th.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Luke Shoebill is leaving the game. 🤬 RP3 Ella Barnard takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 2B, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 FC)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Honus Wagner homers on a fly ball to left field!

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 FO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Willie Mays flies out to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 1B, 1 FO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Walter McCarty to 1B Tyler Vacation.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 HBP, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 HR)

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Rickey Henderson grounds out to 1B Tyler Vacation.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.

🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Murphy Boyd hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Murphy Boyd grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

🔗 Ball 4. Tyler Vacation walks.

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston doubles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson. Tyler Vacation to third base.

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 SO)

🔗 Pamela Zambrano hits a ground ball to the pitcher.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano grounds out, P Mariano Rivera to 1B Lou Gehrig. Tyler Vacation scores! Throckmorton Livingston to third base.

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 2, 1 HBP, 2 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda lines out to CF Willie Mays.

🔗 End of the top of the 9th.

🔗 "GAME OVER."

🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.

🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 🤬 Fugging Bad Words. Final score: 8-1