π π€¬ Fugging Bad Words vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π€¬ Fugging Bad Words Midnight McCann vs. πΎ Simulacra I Greg Maddux
π
1. C Pamela Zambrano
2. RF Austin Nyirenda
3. 3B Aiden Rudenko
4. 2B Walter McCarty
5. CF Hector Somersbyshire
6. DH Mollie DoΔan
7. SS Murphy Boyd
8. 1B Tyler Vacation
9. LF Throckmorton Livingston
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1st PA of game)
π Pamela Zambrano hits a ground ball to second base.
π Pamela Zambrano grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (1st PA of game)
π Austin Nyirenda hits a fly ball to center field.
π Austin Nyirenda homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Aiden Rudenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Walter McCarty (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Walter McCarty hits a fly ball to center field.
π Walter McCarty flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Midnight McCann is leaving the game. π€¬ SP1 Levi Pichardo takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field. π£ The bleachers are booming!
π Babe Ruth lines out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing third base.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The crowd rallies behind the team!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Hector Somersbyshire strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Mollie DoΔan (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Mollie DoΔan strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Murphy Boyd (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Murphy Boyd hits a fly ball to left field.
π Murphy Boyd singles on a fly ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Tyler Vacation (1st PA of game)
π Tyler Vacation hits a fly ball to left field.
π Tyler Vacation flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Levi Pichardo is leaving the game. π€¬ SP2 Sizzle Sparks takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to center field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner hits a popup to first base.
π Honus Wagner pops out to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Lou Gehrig steals second base! π£ The park vibrates with noise!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul tip. 3-2. Lou Gehrig steals third base!
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. π£ The hometown section is deafening!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (1st PA of game)
π Throckmorton Livingston hits a ground ball to second base.
π Throckmorton Livingston singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Pamela Zambrano hits a ground ball to second base.
π Pamela Zambrano grounds into a double play, 2B Jackie Robinson to SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig. Throckmorton Livingston out at second base. Pamela Zambrano out at first base.
π Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Austin Nyirenda strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Sizzle Sparks is leaving the game. π€¬ SP3 Midnight McCann takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to third base.
π Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to LF Throckmorton Livingston.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth steals second base! π£ The park vibrates with noise!
π Ball. 2-0. Babe Ruth steals third base!
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson lines out on a sacrifice fly to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing second base.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Aiden Rudenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Walter McCarty is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hector Somersbyshire strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Mollie DoΔan (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Mollie DoΔan strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Midnight McCann is leaving the game. π€¬ SP4 Ivy Carrington takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Austin Nyirenda.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to right field.
π Honus Wagner homers on a fly ball to right field! Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
π Willie Mays flies out to LF Throckmorton Livingston.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul tip. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ted Williams hits a popup to second base.
π Ted Williams pops out to 2B Walter McCarty.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Murphy Boyd (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Murphy Boyd hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Murphy Boyd grounds out, P Bob Gibson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Tyler Vacation (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Tyler Vacation strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Throckmorton Livingston strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Ivy Carrington is leaving the game. π€¬ SP5 Edna Slater takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Murphy Boyd to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 LO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, SS Murphy Boyd to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 2B, 1 SF)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field.
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. π£ Everyone in the stands is on their feet!
π Ball. 1-2. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 2, 2 GO, 1 GIDP)
π Pamela Zambrano hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Pamela Zambrano grounds out, P Satchel Paige to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Austin Nyirenda hits a ground ball to first base.
π Austin Nyirenda singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Aiden Rudenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 1, 1 FO, 1 HBP)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Walter McCarty strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Edna Slater is leaving the game. π€¬ RP1 Egg Brandt takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to first base.
π Mike Schmidt lines out to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 2 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to first base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Hector Somersbyshire strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Mollie DoΔan (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Mollie DoΔan strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Murphy Boyd (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Murphy Boyd strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Egg Brandt is leaving the game. π€¬ RP2 Luke Shoebill takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 HR)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to 3B Aiden Rudenko.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 FO)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays reaches on a fielder's choice, fielded by SS Murphy Boyd. Honus Wagner to second base. Throwing error by Murphy Boyd.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Ted Williams hits a popup to third base.
π Ted Williams pops out to 3B Aiden Rudenko.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a popup to second base. π£ A huge cheer erupts!
π Rickey Henderson pops out to 2B Walter McCarty.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to left field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Honus Wagner to third base. Willie Mays to second base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 2, 2 2B, 1 SF)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ A huge cheer erupts!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Tyler Vacation (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Tyler Vacation hits a ground ball to second base.
π Tyler Vacation grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Throckmorton Livingston strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 3, 3 GO, 1 GIDP)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Pamela Zambrano strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Luke Shoebill is leaving the game. π€¬ RP3 Ella Barnard takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a popup to second base.
π Mike Schmidt pops out to 2B Walter McCarty.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 2 FO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to center field.
π Lou Gehrig lines out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (2 for 3, 1 HR, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Austin Nyirenda hits a ground ball to second base. π£ A wave of cheers sweeps the stadium!
π Austin Nyirenda grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Aiden Rudenko hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Aiden Rudenko grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 HBP, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ A wave of cheers sweeps the stadium!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul tip. Walter McCarty strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π€¬ Fugging Bad Words. Final score: 3-1