π π SΓ£o Paulo Drivers Return vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π SΓ£o Paulo Drivers Return Noodlehead Baird vs. πΎ Simulacra I Greg Maddux
π
1. DH DΓ©bora Bach
2. 2B Luis Walker
3. CF Kyung-Soo Ibarra
4. 3B Anastasia Nilsson
5. RF Rebecca Fields
6. LF Audrey Thome II
7. SS Molly Wallace
8. 1B Klutz Caballero
9. C Traci Ota
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π SΓ£o Paulo Drivers Return batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: DΓ©bora Bach (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π DΓ©bora Bach hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π DΓ©bora Bach grounds out, P Walter Johnson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Luis Walker (1st PA of game)
π Luis Walker hits a fly ball to right field.
π Luis Walker flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Kyung-Soo Ibarra (1st PA of game)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Kyung-Soo Ibarra strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Noodlehead Baird is leaving the game. π SP1 Inez Ayers takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to CF Kyung-Soo Ibarra.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to SS Molly Wallace. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The hometown fans roar!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks. Babe Ruth to second base. π£ The fans scream for their heroes!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 3B Anastasia Nilsson to 1B Klutz Caballero. Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth to third base. Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Babe Ruth steals home!
π Ball. 2-1. π£ The crowd is pumped!
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2. Jackie Robinson steals third base!
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to LF Audrey Thome II.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π SΓ£o Paulo Drivers Return batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Anastasia Nilsson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Anastasia Nilsson hits a line drive to second base.
π Anastasia Nilsson lines out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π Now batting: Rebecca Fields (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rebecca Fields strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Audrey Thome II (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Audrey Thome II strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Inez Ayers is leaving the game. π SP2 Logan Heywood takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to 3B Anastasia Nilsson.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to LF Audrey Thome II. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base. π£ A cheer rips through the park!
π Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Klutz Caballero. Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out on a sacrifice fly to RF Rebecca Fields. Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF Audrey Thome II.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π SΓ£o Paulo Drivers Return batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Molly Wallace (1st PA of game)
π Molly Wallace hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Molly Wallace grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Klutz Caballero (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Klutz Caballero hits a ground ball to third base.
π Klutz Caballero grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Traci Ota (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Traci Ota strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Logan Heywood is leaving the game. π SP3 Noodlehead Baird takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 BB)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to SS Molly Wallace.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to center field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to CF Kyung-Soo Ibarra. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Johnny Bench hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench pops out to SS Molly Wallace.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to third base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 3B Anastasia Nilsson to 1B Klutz Caballero. Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to first base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out to 1B Klutz Caballero.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π SΓ£o Paulo Drivers Return batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: DΓ©bora Bach (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π DΓ©bora Bach is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Luis Walker (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Luis Walker strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Kyung-Soo Ibarra (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Kyung-Soo Ibarra strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Anastasia Nilsson (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Anastasia Nilsson strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Noodlehead Baird is leaving the game. π SP4 Final Abomination takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to right field.
π Willie Mays flies out to RF Rebecca Fields.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 GO)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Luis Walker to 1B Klutz Caballero.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 SF)
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to LF Audrey Thome II.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π SΓ£o Paulo Drivers Return batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rebecca Fields (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Rebecca Fields is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Audrey Thome II (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Audrey Thome II strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Molly Wallace (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Rebecca Fields steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Molly Wallace strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Klutz Caballero (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Klutz Caballero strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Final Abomination is leaving the game. π SP5 Saturn Gupta takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to LF Audrey Thome II.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to 3B Anastasia Nilsson. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench grounds into a double play, SS Molly Wallace to 2B Luis Walker to 1B Klutz Caballero. Mike Schmidt out at second base. Johnny Bench out at first base. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to first base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out to 1B Klutz Caballero.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π SΓ£o Paulo Drivers Return batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Traci Ota (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Traci Ota strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: DΓ©bora Bach (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 HBP)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π DΓ©bora Bach strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Luis Walker (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Luis Walker strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Saturn Gupta is leaving the game. π RP1 Hugo Lantigua takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
π Willie Mays doubles on a line drive to LF Audrey Thome II.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 2 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals third base!
π Ted Williams is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SF, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The energy in here is palpable!
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds into a force out, SS Molly Wallace to 2B Luis Walker. Ted Williams out at second. Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2. Rickey Henderson steals second base! π£ The crowd is pumped!
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to RF Rebecca Fields. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 2, 1 BB, 2 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Babe Ruth steals third base!
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging. π£ The cheers echo off the walls!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 2, 1 GO, 2 1B)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to CF Kyung-Soo Ibarra.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π SΓ£o Paulo Drivers Return batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Kyung-Soo Ibarra (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Kyung-Soo Ibarra hits a line drive to second base.
π Kyung-Soo Ibarra lines out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π Now batting: Anastasia Nilsson (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Anastasia Nilsson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rebecca Fields (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 HBP)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rebecca Fields strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Hugo Lantigua is leaving the game. π RP2 Virginia Ktiseos takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 PO, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to second base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 2B Luis Walker to 1B Klutz Caballero.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Lou Gehrig pops out to SS Molly Wallace.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to SS Molly Wallace.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 2B)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to right field.
π Willie Mays flies out to RF Rebecca Fields.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π SΓ£o Paulo Drivers Return batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Audrey Thome II (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Audrey Thome II strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Molly Wallace (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Molly Wallace strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Klutz Caballero (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Klutz Caballero strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Virginia Ktiseos is leaving the game. π RP3 Amber Bartlett takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 2 GO, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to right field.
π Ted Williams homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 SF, 1 FO, 1 F)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to RF Rebecca Fields.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (3 for 4, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 HR, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to second base.
π Babe Ruth lines out to 2B Luis Walker.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 3, 1 BB, 2 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Anastasia Nilsson to 1B Klutz Caballero.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π SΓ£o Paulo Drivers Return batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Traci Ota (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Traci Ota hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Traci Ota grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: DΓ©bora Bach (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 HBP, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π DΓ©bora Bach hits a line drive to right field.
π DΓ©bora Bach doubles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Luis Walker (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 SO)
π Luis Walker hits a ground ball to first base.
π Luis Walker singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth. DΓ©bora Bach to third base.
π Now batting: Kyung-Soo Ibarra (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Kyung-Soo Ibarra strikes out swinging. Luis Walker is caught stealing second base.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π SΓ£o Paulo Drivers Return. Final score: 10-0