π π€¬ Fugging Bad Words vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π€¬ Fugging Bad Words Levi Pichardo vs. πΎ Simulacra I Walter Johnson
π
1. C Pamela Zambrano
2. RF Austin Nyirenda
3. 3B Aiden Rudenko
4. 2B Walter McCarty
5. CF Hector Somersbyshire
6. DH Mollie DoΔan
7. SS Murphy Boyd
8. 1B Tyler Vacation
9. LF Throckmorton Livingston
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting.
π Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Pamela Zambrano strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Austin Nyirenda strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul tip. 0-2.
π Aiden Rudenko strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to RF Austin Nyirenda.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Jackie Robinson hits a popup to first base.
π Jackie Robinson pops out to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Walter McCarty (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Walter McCarty hits a fly ball to left field.
π Walter McCarty flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (1st PA of game)
π Hector Somersbyshire hits a ground ball to third base.
π Hector Somersbyshire grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Mollie DoΔan (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Mollie DoΔan strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Levi Pichardo is leaving the game. π€¬ SP2 Sizzle Sparks takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
π Ball. 3-2. π£ No one is sitting anymore!
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to second base.
π Johnny Bench flies out to 2B Walter McCarty.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, P Sizzle Sparks to 1B Tyler Vacation. Mike Schmidt to third base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The crowd erupts into cheers!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Honus Wagner is caught stealing second base.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Murphy Boyd (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Murphy Boyd hits a fly ball to left field.
π Murphy Boyd flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Tyler Vacation (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Tyler Vacation hits a ground ball to first base.
π Tyler Vacation grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (1st PA of game)
π Throckmorton Livingston hits a ground ball to second base.
π Throckmorton Livingston grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Sizzle Sparks is leaving the game. π€¬ SP3 Midnight McCann takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays is caught stealing second base.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Ted Williams grounds out, P Midnight McCann to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Pamela Zambrano hits a ground ball to third base.
π Pamela Zambrano grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Austin Nyirenda strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Aiden Rudenko strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Midnight McCann is leaving the game. π€¬ SP4 Ivy Carrington takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF Throckmorton Livingston.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to LF Throckmorton Livingston.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to right field! Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to P Ivy Carrington.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Lou Gehrig steals second base! π£ The crowd belts out the team's chant!
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals third base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1. π£ The energy in the park surges!
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Aiden Rudenko to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Walter McCarty strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Hector Somersbyshire strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mollie DoΔan (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mollie DoΔan strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Ivy Carrington is leaving the game. π€¬ SP5 Edna Slater takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ted Williams hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Ted Williams pops out to SS Murphy Boyd.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 2 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing second base.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to RF Austin Nyirenda.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Murphy Boyd (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Murphy Boyd strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Tyler Vacation (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Tyler Vacation hits a ground ball to first base.
π Tyler Vacation grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Throckmorton Livingston hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Throckmorton Livingston grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Edna Slater is leaving the game. π€¬ RP1 Egg Brandt takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 FO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Murphy Boyd to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 HR)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Aiden Rudenko to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Pamela Zambrano strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Austin Nyirenda hits a fly ball to left field.
π Austin Nyirenda homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Aiden Rudenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Walter McCarty strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Egg Brandt is leaving the game. π€¬ RP2 Luke Shoebill takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.
π Honus Wagner homers on a fly ball to center field! Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays grounds out, SS Murphy Boyd to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 2B Walter McCarty to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Hector Somersbyshire strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Mollie DoΔan (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Mollie DoΔan strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Murphy Boyd (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Murphy Boyd hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Murphy Boyd grounds out, P Tom Seaver to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Luke Shoebill is leaving the game. π€¬ RP3 Ella Barnard takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 3, 3 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Babe Ruth pops out to SS Murphy Boyd.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to the pitcher.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to P Ella Barnard.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 HR, 1 GO)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to left field! Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to left field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (3 for 3, 1 1B, 1 2B, 1 HR)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 BB, 2 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
π Willie Mays lines out to LF Throckmorton Livingston.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Tyler Vacation (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Tyler Vacation hits a ground ball to first base.
π Tyler Vacation grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Throckmorton Livingston hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Throckmorton Livingston grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Pamela Zambrano hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Pamela Zambrano grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π€¬ Fugging Bad Words. Final score: 8-1