π π· Lincoln Forklift Drift Racers vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π· Lincoln Forklift Drift Racers Lester Naptime vs. πΎ Simulacra I Bob Gibson
π
1. DH Lugubrious Schouten
2. CF Dracula Peralta
3. C Jenna East
4. 1B Graig Egan
5. RF Boyfriend Moser
6. LF Dizzy Stanton
7. SS Kate Harrison
8. 2B Linda de Lima
9. 3B July Legend
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π· Lincoln Forklift Drift Racers batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lugubrious Schouten (1st PA of game)
π Lugubrious Schouten hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lugubrious Schouten grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Dracula Peralta (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Dracula Peralta hits a line drive to center field.
π Dracula Peralta lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Jenna East (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Jenna East strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Lester Naptime is leaving the game. π· SP1 Sandy Gilbert takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, P Sandy Gilbert to 1B Graig Egan.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to RF Boyfriend Moser.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a fly ball to RF Boyfriend Moser. Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to second base. π£ Every fan is making noise!
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 2B Linda de Lima to 1B Graig Egan. Babe Ruth scores! Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to left field.
π Johnny Bench singles on a line drive to LF Dizzy Stanton. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Johnny Bench is caught stealing second base.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π· Lincoln Forklift Drift Racers batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Graig Egan (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Graig Egan strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Boyfriend Moser (1st PA of game)
π Boyfriend Moser hits a popup to second base.
π Boyfriend Moser pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π Now batting: Dizzy Stanton (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Dizzy Stanton strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Sandy Gilbert is leaving the game. π· SP2 Jester Hwang takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Linda de Lima to 1B Graig Egan.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner reaches on a throwing error by 3B July Legend.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Honus Wagner steals second base! π£ You can feel the stands vibrating!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ted Williams is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Honus Wagner to third base. Willie Mays to second base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ It's pure pandemonium!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ The home crowd won't stop cheering!
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth hits a grand slam on a line drive to right field! Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays scores! Ted Williams scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 GO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds into a force out, SS Kate Harrison to 2B Linda de Lima. Jackie Robinson out at second.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π· Lincoln Forklift Drift Racers batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Kate Harrison (1st PA of game)
π Kate Harrison hits a ground ball to third base.
π Kate Harrison grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Linda de Lima (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Linda de Lima strikes out looking.
π Now batting: July Legend (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π July Legend strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Jester Hwang is leaving the game. π· SP3 Diego Matos takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to right field.
π Johnny Bench lines out to RF Boyfriend Moser.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to SS Kate Harrison.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. Lou Gehrig steals second base!
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ Everyone cheers at once!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to LF Dizzy Stanton. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base! π£ The home crowd won't stop cheering!
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Linda de Lima to 1B Graig Egan.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π· Lincoln Forklift Drift Racers batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lugubrious Schouten (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Lugubrious Schouten strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Dracula Peralta (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Dracula Peralta strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jenna East (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Jenna East strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Diego Matos is leaving the game. π· SP4 Lucille Orr takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 HR)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to third base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 3B July Legend to 1B Graig Egan.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 2B, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 F)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to second base.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to CF Dracula Peralta. Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. π£ The supporters fuel their team!
π Strike, swinging. 2-2. Jackie Robinson steals third base!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to center field.
π Johnny Bench doubles on a line drive to CF Dracula Peralta. Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt to third base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The cheers drown out everything else!
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to RF Boyfriend Moser. Mike Schmidt scores! Johnny Bench scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 1 SO)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Dracula Peralta. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Willie Mays hits a popup to first base. π£ A huge cheer erupts!
π Willie Mays pops out to 1B Graig Egan.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π· Lincoln Forklift Drift Racers batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Graig Egan (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Graig Egan strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Boyfriend Moser (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Boyfriend Moser strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Dizzy Stanton (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Dizzy Stanton hits a ground ball to third base.
π Dizzy Stanton grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Lucille Orr is leaving the game. π· SP5 Lester Naptime takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 1 GO, 2 SO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B July Legend to 1B Graig Egan.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 HR, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to the pitcher.
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to P Lester Naptime.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 2B, 1 BB, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth is caught stealing second base.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π· Lincoln Forklift Drift Racers batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Kate Harrison (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Kate Harrison hits a popup to first base.
π Kate Harrison pops out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Linda de Lima (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Linda de Lima strikes out looking.
π Now batting: July Legend (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π July Legend hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π July Legend grounds out, P Satchel Paige to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Lester Naptime is leaving the game. π· RP1 Chickadee Henriquez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 2B, 1 BB, 1 HBP)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B July Legend to 1B Graig Egan.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 F, 1 1B)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Kate Harrison to 1B Graig Egan.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 LO, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to third base.
π Johnny Bench lines out to 3B July Legend.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π· Lincoln Forklift Drift Racers batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lugubrious Schouten (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Lugubrious Schouten strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Dracula Peralta (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Dracula Peralta strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jenna East (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Jenna East strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Chickadee Henriquez is leaving the game. π· RP2 Snickerdoodle Marchenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 3, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a fly ball to CF Dracula Peralta.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field. π£ A rumble of excitement rolls through the stadium!
π Honus Wagner flies out to CF Dracula Peralta.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 1B, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 HBP, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 4, 2 GO, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ The hometown section is deafening!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, looking. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks. Lou Gehrig to third base. Willie Mays to second base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (3 for 4, 2 1B, 1 HR, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ It's a roar from the rafters!
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π· Lincoln Forklift Drift Racers batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Graig Egan (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Graig Egan strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Boyfriend Moser (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Boyfriend Moser strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Dizzy Stanton (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Dizzy Stanton hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Dizzy Stanton grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Snickerdoodle Marchenko is leaving the game. π· RP3 Ace Nygaard takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 BB, 1 HBP, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 2 GO, 1 F, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a ground ball to 3B July Legend.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 4, 1 1B, 2 LO, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing third base.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π· Lincoln Forklift Drift Racers batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Kate Harrison (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Kate Harrison strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Linda de Lima (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Linda de Lima strikes out looking.
π Now batting: July Legend (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π July Legend strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π· Lincoln Forklift Drift Racers. Final score: 9-0