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🔗 🤬 Fugging Bad Words vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield

🔗 🤬 Fugging Bad Words Ivy Carrington vs. 💾 Simulacra I Randy Johnson

🔗 1. C Pamela Zambrano
2. RF Austin Nyirenda
3. 3B Aiden Rudenko
4. 2B Walter McCarty
5. CF Hector Somersbyshire
6. DH Mollie Doğan
7. SS Murphy Boyd
8. 1B Tyler Vacation
9. LF Throckmorton Livingston

🔗 1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams

🔗 "PLAY BALL."

🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano hits a popup to second base.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda flies out to CF Willie Mays.

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (1st PA of game)

🔗 Aiden Rudenko hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Aiden Rudenko grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.

🔗 End of the top of the 1st.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Ivy Carrington is leaving the game. 🤬 SP1 Levi Pichardo takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

🔗 Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing second base.

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Babe Ruth doubles on a fly ball to RF Austin Nyirenda.

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Jackie Robinson homers on a fly ball to left field! Babe Ruth scores!

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to second base.

🔗 Mike Schmidt lines out to 2B Walter McCarty.

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the pitcher.

🔗 Johnny Bench grounds out, P Levi Pichardo to 1B Tyler Vacation.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.

🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 Walter McCarty hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Walter McCarty grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Mollie Doğan hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Mollie Doğan grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.

🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Levi Pichardo is leaving the game. 🤬 SP2 Sizzle Sparks takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Lou Gehrig flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to the shortstop.

🔗 Honus Wagner lines out to SS Murphy Boyd.

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)

🔗 Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Aiden Rudenko to 1B Tyler Vacation.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.

🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Murphy Boyd hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Murphy Boyd grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Tyler Vacation hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Tyler Vacation grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston strikes out swinging.

🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Sizzle Sparks is leaving the game. 🤬 SP3 Midnight McCann takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

🔗 Ted Williams strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 BB)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

🔗 Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 2B)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!

🔗 Ball. 1-1. 📣 The crowd erupts into cheers!

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a popup to second base.

🔗 Babe Ruth pops out to 2B Walter McCarty.

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 HR)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1. 📣 The crowd erupts into cheers!

🔗 Ball. 2-1. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing third base.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.

🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 1, 1 PO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Aiden Rudenko strikes out looking.

🔗 End of the top of the 4th.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Midnight McCann is leaving the game. 🤬 SP4 Ivy Carrington takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 HR)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 LO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

🔗 Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

🔗 Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks. Johnny Bench to second base.

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 LO)

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field. 📣 The cheers drown out everything else!

🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Johnny Bench to third base. Lou Gehrig to second base.

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Willie Mays grounds into a force out, SS Murphy Boyd to C Pamela Zambrano. Johnny Bench out at home.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.

🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

🔗 Walter McCarty strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Mollie Doğan strikes out swinging.

🔗 End of the top of the 5th.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Ivy Carrington is leaving the game. 🤬 SP5 Edna Slater takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Tyler Vacation.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 BB)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a fly ball to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 PO)

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Rickey Henderson to third base.

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1. 📣 A roar builds from the seats!

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Jackie Robinson lines out on a sacrifice fly to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth to second base.

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2. 📣 The home supporters can't contain themselves!

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the pitcher.

🔗 Mike Schmidt grounds out, P Edna Slater to 1B Tyler Vacation.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.

🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

🔗 Murphy Boyd strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Tyler Vacation strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston strikes out looking.

🔗 End of the top of the 6th.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Edna Slater is leaving the game. 🤬 RP1 Egg Brandt takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 BB)

🔗 Johnny Bench is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 FO, 1 BB)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Lou Gehrig grounds into a double play, SS Murphy Boyd to 2B Walter McCarty to 1B Tyler Vacation. Johnny Bench out at second base. Lou Gehrig out at first base.

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 LO, 1 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to SS Murphy Boyd.

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 F)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1. Honus Wagner steals second base!

🔗 Ball. 2-1. Honus Wagner steals third base! 📣 The park vibrates with noise!

🔗 Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Aiden Rudenko to 1B Tyler Vacation.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.

🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)

🔗 Austin Nyirenda hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Aiden Rudenko hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Aiden Rudenko singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Walter McCarty hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Walter McCarty grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.

🔗 End of the top of the 7th.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Egg Brandt is leaving the game. 🤬 RP2 Luke Shoebill takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

🔗 Ted Williams hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Ted Williams doubles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 2 BB, 1 1B)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1. 📣 The hometown faithful are loving this!

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Ted Williams to third base.

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 1 2B, 1 PO, 1 1B)

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to RF Austin Nyirenda. Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson scores!

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 SO, 1 SF)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. 📣 Supporters wave their banners high!

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 1 LO, 1 SO, 1 GO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1. Babe Ruth steals third base!

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Murphy Boyd to 1B Tyler Vacation. Babe Ruth scores!

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 HBP)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

🔗 Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.

🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire hits a ground ball to the pitcher.

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire grounds out, P Tom Seaver to 1B Lou Gehrig.

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Mollie Doğan strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Murphy Boyd hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Murphy Boyd grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.

🔗 End of the top of the 8th.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Luke Shoebill is leaving the game. 🤬 RP3 Ella Barnard takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 BB, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Tyler Vacation.

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 1 LO, 2 1B)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Honus Wagner homers on a fly ball to left field!

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 F)

🔗 Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to 3B Aiden Rudenko.

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 2B)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2. Willie Mays steals second base!

🔗 Ted Williams strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 2, 2 BB, 2 1B)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. Willie Mays steals third base! 📣 The stands shake with noise!

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.

🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Tyler Vacation hits a ground ball to the pitcher.

🔗 Tyler Vacation grounds out, P Mariano Rivera to 1B Lou Gehrig.

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 3, 1 PO, 2 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano hits a popup to third base.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.

🔗 End of the top of the 9th.

🔗 "GAME OVER."

🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.

🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 🤬 Fugging Bad Words. Final score: 7-0