π π Whitehorse Horse Habitat vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Whitehorse Horse Habitat Muhammad Laine vs. πΎ Simulacra I Randy Johnson
π
1. CF Lifen West
2. SS Melvin Jung
3. 1B Mariana Moore
4. DH Arthew Heikkinen
5. C Mary Feller
6. LF Kelli Kabore
7. 3B Brandon Shevchuk
8. RF Susan Kennedy
9. 2B Gargle Vasquez
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Whitehorse Horse Habitat batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lifen West (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Lifen West strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Melvin Jung (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Melvin Jung hits a fly ball to left field.
π Melvin Jung flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Mariana Moore (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mariana Moore hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Mariana Moore grounds out, P Walter Johnson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Muhammad Laine is leaving the game. π SP1 Michelle Marin takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to CF Lifen West.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing second base.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Jackie Robinson hits a popup to second base.
π Jackie Robinson pops out to 2B Gargle Vasquez.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Whitehorse Horse Habitat batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Arthew Heikkinen (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Arthew Heikkinen hits a fly ball to center field.
π Arthew Heikkinen flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Mary Feller (1st PA of game)
π Mary Feller hits a ground ball to second base.
π Mary Feller grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Kelli Kabore (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Kelli Kabore hits a line drive to third base.
π Kelli Kabore lines out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Michelle Marin is leaving the game. π SP2 Vicki Hansen takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to first base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out to 1B Mariana Moore.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to first base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out to 1B Mariana Moore.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to right field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to RF Susan Kennedy. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to right field.
π Willie Mays flies out to RF Susan Kennedy.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Whitehorse Horse Habitat batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandon Shevchuk (1st PA of game)
π Brandon Shevchuk hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Brandon Shevchuk grounds out, P Greg Maddux to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Susan Kennedy (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Susan Kennedy strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gargle Vasquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Gargle Vasquez hits a ground ball to third base.
π Gargle Vasquez grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Vicki Hansen is leaving the game. π SP3 Waddle Carson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to right field.
π Ted Williams flies out to RF Susan Kennedy.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Melvin Jung to 1B Mariana Moore.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Whitehorse Horse Habitat batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lifen West (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Lifen West strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Melvin Jung (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Melvin Jung strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Mariana Moore (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Mariana Moore strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Waddle Carson is leaving the game. π SP4 Muhammad Laine takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Melvin Jung to 1B Mariana Moore.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt lines out to SS Melvin Jung.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Whitehorse Horse Habitat batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Arthew Heikkinen (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Arthew Heikkinen walks.
π Now batting: Mary Feller (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Mary Feller strikes out swinging. Arthew Heikkinen steals second base! π£ Everyone cheers at once!
π Now batting: Kelli Kabore (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Kelli Kabore hits a line drive to right field.
π Kelli Kabore lines out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Brandon Shevchuk (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. π£ The stands are rumbling!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Brandon Shevchuk strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Muhammad Laine is leaving the game. π SP5 Honda Roger takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 BB)
π Lou Gehrig hits a popup to third base.
π Lou Gehrig pops out to 3B Brandon Shevchuk.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to SS Melvin Jung.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to CF Lifen West. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field. π£ Everyone is chanting the team's name!
π Ted Williams homers on a fly ball to center field! Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to LF Kelli Kabore.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Gargle Vasquez to 1B Mariana Moore. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 GO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to RF Susan Kennedy.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Whitehorse Horse Habitat batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Susan Kennedy (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Susan Kennedy hits a line drive to left field.
π Susan Kennedy singles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Gargle Vasquez (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Gargle Vasquez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lifen West (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2. Susan Kennedy steals second base!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Lifen West strikes out swinging. π£ The bleachers are booming!
π Now batting: Melvin Jung (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Melvin Jung strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Honda Roger is leaving the game. π RP1 Mecha Fortune takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a line drive to LF Kelli Kabore.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 PO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base. π£ It's pandemonium in the stands!
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Gargle Vasquez to 1B Mariana Moore. Mike Schmidt to third base. Johnny Bench to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 3B Brandon Shevchuk to 1B Mariana Moore. Mike Schmidt scores! Johnny Bench to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ The stadium shakes with excitement!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Whitehorse Horse Habitat batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mariana Moore (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Mariana Moore strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Arthew Heikkinen (0 for 1, 1 FO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Arthew Heikkinen walks.
π Now batting: Mary Feller (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Mary Feller strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Kelli Kabore (0 for 2, 2 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2. Arthew Heikkinen steals second base!
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Kelli Kabore strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Mecha Fortune is leaving the game. π RP2 Sneakers Amin takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to CF Lifen West.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to CF Lifen West. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 3, 1 PO, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Rickey Henderson steals home!
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 LO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0. Jackie Robinson steals second base! π£ The crowd erupts into cheers!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0. Jackie Robinson steals third base!
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2. π£ Everyone is cheering at once!
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to center field.
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a line drive to CF Lifen West. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1. Mike Schmidt steals third base! π£ Fans pump their fists in the air!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 PO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Whitehorse Horse Habitat batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandon Shevchuk (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandon Shevchuk strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Susan Kennedy (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Susan Kennedy strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gargle Vasquez (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Gargle Vasquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Sneakers Amin is leaving the game. π RP3 Cabbage Baumler takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 2 1B, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to second base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to 2B Gargle Vasquez.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Ball. 1-2. Honus Wagner steals third base!
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop. π£ The home crowd is fired up!
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to LF Kelli Kabore. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 HR, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Gargle Vasquez to 1B Mariana Moore. Willie Mays to second base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (3 for 4, 2 1B, 1 GO, 1 2B)
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to LF Kelli Kabore. Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 4, 2 SO, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to CF Lifen West.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 3, 1 PO, 1 GO, 1 FO, 1 BB)
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to LF Kelli Kabore. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 4, 1 GO, 1 LO, 2 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Whitehorse Horse Habitat batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lifen West (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Lifen West hits a line drive to center field.
π Lifen West singles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Melvin Jung (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 SO)
π Melvin Jung hits a popup to third base.
π Melvin Jung pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Mariana Moore (0 for 3, 1 GO, 2 SO)
π Mariana Moore hits a ground ball to second base.
π Mariana Moore grounds into a force out, 2B Jackie Robinson to SS Honus Wagner. Lifen West out at second.
π Now batting: Arthew Heikkinen (0 for 1, 1 FO, 2 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul tip. Arthew Heikkinen strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Whitehorse Horse Habitat. Final score: 8-0