π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Avi Mack vs. πΎ Simulacra I Greg Maddux
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rita Tejada singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig. Rita Tejada to second base.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2. π£ A huge cheer erupts!
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Barbara Bone hits a fly ball to left field.
π Barbara Bone flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing third base.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base! π£ Excitement pours from the crowd!
π Mike Schmidt is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a line drive to center field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to SS Barbara Bone. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to right field. π£ The crowd erupts into cheers!
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging. π£ The faithful rise as one!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 BB)
π Rickey Henderson hits a popup to the catcher.
π Rickey Henderson pops out to C Gertrude McCall.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Brandi Rakoto hits a line drive to center field.
π Brandi Rakoto singles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Rita Tejada hits a popup to third base.
π Rita Tejada pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to second base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds into a force out, 2B Jackie Robinson to SS Honus Wagner. Brandi Rakoto out at second.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Babe Ruth is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2. Babe Ruth is caught stealing second base.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to left field.
π Johnny Bench doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Mike Schmidt to third base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the catcher. π£ Chants thunder around the stadium!
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to C Gertrude McCall. Mike Schmidt scores! Johnny Bench to third base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Lou Gehrig steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.
π Honus Wagner flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Flapdoodle Marquez grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
π Willie Mays flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging. Ted Williams steals second base! π£ Every fan is making noise!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 FO, 1 HBP)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Ted Williams steals third base!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a popup to first base.
π Hannah Whitaker pops out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to third base.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 HBP, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to second base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Gertrude McCall hits a fly ball to left field.
π Gertrude McCall flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 F)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a popup to first base.
π Honus Wagner pops out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The bleachers are booming!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2. Lou Gehrig is caught stealing third base.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
π Ted Williams doubles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul tip. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a fly ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Ted Williams scores!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 HBP, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth lines out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing third base.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to left field.
π Johnny Bench doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (3 for 3, 2 1B, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1. π£ Everyone cheers at once!
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Johnny Bench to third base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0. π£ The stands are electric!
π Ball 4. Honus Wagner walks. Lou Gehrig to second base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Willie Mays grounds out, P A. Wu to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Johnny Bench scores! Lou Gehrig to third base. Honus Wagner to second base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (2 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field.
π Ted Williams flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The noise just keeps building!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rita Tejada singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 F, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ The ballpark erupts in applause!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking. Rita Tejada steals second base!
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ It's pandemonium in the stands!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Flapdoodle Marquez singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays. Rita Tejada scores!
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Barbara Bone reaches on a fielding error by CL Mariano Rivera. Flapdoodle Marquez to second base.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 3, 1 LO, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 5-1