π π§ββοΈ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π§ββοΈ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union Flubber Nicholson vs. πΎ Simulacra I Cy Young
π
1. SS Bessie Santana
2. CF A. Parkin
3. 2B Hank Wu
4. C Carol Benson
5. DH Sizzle Ueda
6. 3B Ketlen Again
7. LF Anastacia John
8. RF Geoff SchrΓΆder
9. 1B Zach Leonard
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π§ββοΈ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Bessie Santana (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Bessie Santana strikes out looking.
π Now batting: A. Parkin (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π A. Parkin hits a line drive to left field.
π A. Parkin doubles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Hank Wu (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Hank Wu hits a fly ball to right field.
π Hank Wu flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Carol Benson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. π£ The home supporters can't contain themselves!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Carol Benson strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Flubber Nicholson is leaving the game. π§ββοΈ SP1 Loretta Witt takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.
π Rickey Henderson lines out to CF A. Parkin.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to RF Geoff SchrΓΆder.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base. π£ It's pandemonium in the stands!
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to LF Anastacia John. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Bessie Santana to 1B Zach Leonard.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π§ββοΈ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Sizzle Ueda (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Sizzle Ueda strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Ketlen Again (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ketlen Again strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Anastacia John (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Anastacia John hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Anastacia John grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Loretta Witt is leaving the game. π§ββοΈ SP2 Flubber Nicholson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Geoff SchrΓΆder.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to right field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a fly ball to RF Geoff SchrΓΆder. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays grounds into a force out, 3B Ketlen Again to SS Bessie Santana. Honus Wagner out at second. Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds into a double play, 2B Hank Wu to SS Bessie Santana to 1B Zach Leonard. Willie Mays out at second base. Ted Williams out at first base.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π§ββοΈ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Geoff SchrΓΆder (1st PA of game)
π Geoff SchrΓΆder hits a ground ball to third base.
π Geoff SchrΓΆder grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Zach Leonard (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Zach Leonard hits a line drive to left field.
π Zach Leonard lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Bessie Santana (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Bessie Santana hits a popup to the catcher.
π Bessie Santana pops out to C Johnny Bench.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Flubber Nicholson is leaving the game. π§ββοΈ SP3 Flapdoodle Espinoza takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul tip. Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to CF A. Parkin.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to right field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to RF Geoff SchrΓΆder.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to second base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 2B Hank Wu to 1B Zach Leonard.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π§ββοΈ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: A. Parkin (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π A. Parkin strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hank Wu (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hank Wu strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Carol Benson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Carol Benson strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Flapdoodle Espinoza is leaving the game. π§ββοΈ SP4 B. BergstrΓΆm takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to third base.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a ground ball to LF Anastacia John.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a fly ball to CF A. Parkin. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 F)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base. π£ The stands are electric!
π Willie Mays reaches on a fielder's choice out, 3B Ketlen Again to C Carol Benson. Lou Gehrig out at home. Honus Wagner to second base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ Noise levels spike!
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams doubles on a line drive to RF Geoff SchrΓΆder. Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson lines out to LF Anastacia John.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 2 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ You can feel the stands vibrating!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π§ββοΈ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Sizzle Ueda (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Sizzle Ueda strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Ketlen Again (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ketlen Again strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Anastacia John (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Anastacia John strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 B. BergstrΓΆm is leaving the game. π§ββοΈ SP5 Gnav Pearson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a line drive to LF Anastacia John.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. π£ The crowd is pumped!
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to CF A. Parkin.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 HR)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a popup to the catcher. π£ The hometown fans roar!
π Johnny Bench pops out to C Carol Benson.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul tip. Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π§ββοΈ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Geoff SchrΓΆder (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Geoff SchrΓΆder hits a ground ball to third base.
π Geoff SchrΓΆder grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Zach Leonard (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Zach Leonard hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Zach Leonard grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Bessie Santana (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Bessie Santana strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Gnav Pearson is leaving the game. π§ββοΈ RP1 Miles Salah takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, SS Bessie Santana to 1B Zach Leonard.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 F, 1 FC)
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to CF A. Parkin.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1. Willie Mays is caught stealing third base.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π§ββοΈ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: A. Parkin (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π A. Parkin strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hank Wu (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hank Wu strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Carol Benson (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Carol Benson strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Miles Salah is leaving the game. π§ββοΈ RP2 Lawrence Chaney takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 2 LO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 3, 2 FO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a fly ball to RF Geoff SchrΓΆder. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 2, 1 BB, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to first base. π£ You can barely hear the announcer!
π Mike Schmidt grounds out to 1B Zach Leonard. Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 HR, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Bessie Santana to 1B Zach Leonard.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π§ββοΈ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Sizzle Ueda (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Sizzle Ueda strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Ketlen Again (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ketlen Again hits a popup to second base.
π Ketlen Again pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π Now batting: Anastacia John (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Anastacia John hits a fly ball to left field.
π Anastacia John flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Lawrence Chaney is leaving the game. π§ββοΈ RP3 Ozzie Shevchuk takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to LF Anastacia John.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to second base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 2B Hank Wu to 1B Zach Leonard.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 F, 1 1B, 1 FC)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to second base.
π Willie Mays doubles on a ground ball to CF A. Parkin.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to RF Geoff SchrΓΆder. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 2 LO, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Ted Williams is caught stealing second base.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π§ββοΈ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Geoff SchrΓΆder (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Geoff SchrΓΆder hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Geoff SchrΓΆder grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Zach Leonard (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Zach Leonard hits a popup to second base.
π Zach Leonard pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π Now batting: Bessie Santana (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Bessie Santana hits a ground ball to third base.
π Bessie Santana singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: A. Parkin (1 for 3, 1 2B, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ Fans shout encouragement!
π A. Parkin hits a ground ball to first base.
π A. Parkin singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth. Bessie Santana to third base.
π Now batting: Hank Wu (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Hank Wu hits a ground ball to second base.
π Hank Wu grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π§ββοΈ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union. Final score: 5-0