π π₯Ί Pityme Pleas Pleas Pleas vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π₯Ί Pityme Pleas Pleas Pleas January Nkurunziza vs. πΎ Simulacra I Walter Johnson
π
1. DH Susie Gelashvili
2. SS Regina System
3. 2B Changming Hess
4. 1B Jeremy Wilkerson
5. RF Bernard Hansen
6. 3B Whitney Meunier
7. C Jaxon Antoniou
8. CF Yogi McKinney
9. LF Bernice Sims
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π₯Ί Pityme Pleas Pleas Pleas batting.
π Now batting: Susie Gelashvili (1st PA of game)
π Susie Gelashvili hits a fly ball to left field.
π Susie Gelashvili flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Regina System (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Regina System strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Changming Hess (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Changming Hess strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Regina System to 1B Jeremy Wilkerson.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Changming Hess to 1B Jeremy Wilkerson.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Whitney Meunier to 1B Jeremy Wilkerson.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π₯Ί Pityme Pleas Pleas Pleas batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jeremy Wilkerson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Jeremy Wilkerson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Bernard Hansen (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Bernard Hansen hits a line drive to right field.
π Bernard Hansen singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Whitney Meunier (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Whitney Meunier strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jaxon Antoniou (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Bernard Hansen is caught stealing second base.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 January Nkurunziza is leaving the game. π₯Ί SP2 Jeremy Faure takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Regina System to 1B Jeremy Wilkerson.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to LF Bernice Sims.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to RF Bernard Hansen.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π₯Ί Pityme Pleas Pleas Pleas batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jaxon Antoniou (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Jaxon Antoniou strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Yogi McKinney (1st PA of game)
π Yogi McKinney hits a ground ball to third base.
π Yogi McKinney grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Bernice Sims (1st PA of game)
π Bernice Sims hits a ground ball to first base.
π Bernice Sims grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Jeremy Faure is leaving the game. π₯Ί SP3 Hiccup Lane takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Yogi McKinney.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Honus Wagner steals second base! π£ It's pure pandemonium!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. Honus Wagner is caught stealing third base.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
π Willie Mays flies out to LF Bernice Sims.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π₯Ί Pityme Pleas Pleas Pleas batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Susie Gelashvili (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Susie Gelashvili hits a fly ball to center field.
π Susie Gelashvili flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Regina System (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Regina System strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Changming Hess (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Changming Hess hits a line drive to third base.
π Changming Hess lines out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Hiccup Lane is leaving the game. π₯Ί SP4 Beatriz Ferrer takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2. π£ Chants thunder around the stadium!
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to CF Yogi McKinney.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π₯Ί Pityme Pleas Pleas Pleas batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jeremy Wilkerson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Jeremy Wilkerson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Bernard Hansen (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Bernard Hansen strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Whitney Meunier (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Whitney Meunier strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Beatriz Ferrer is leaving the game. π₯Ί SP5 Ernie Okello takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Changming Hess to 1B Jeremy Wilkerson.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to 3B Whitney Meunier.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to CF Yogi McKinney. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. π£ Chants thunder around the stadium!
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π₯Ί Pityme Pleas Pleas Pleas batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jaxon Antoniou (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Jaxon Antoniou strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Yogi McKinney (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Yogi McKinney strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Bernice Sims (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Bernice Sims strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Ernie Okello is leaving the game. π₯Ί RP1 Lifen van der Berg takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Regina System to 1B Jeremy Wilkerson.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to CF Yogi McKinney.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to LF Bernice Sims. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop. π£ The hometown fans roar!
π Johnny Bench grounds into a force out, SS Regina System unassisted. Mike Schmidt out at second.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π₯Ί Pityme Pleas Pleas Pleas batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Susie Gelashvili (0 for 2, 2 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Susie Gelashvili strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Regina System (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul tip. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Regina System is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Changming Hess (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Changming Hess hits a ground ball to third base.
π Changming Hess grounds into a force out, 3B Mike Schmidt to SS Honus Wagner. Regina System out at second.
π Now batting: Jeremy Wilkerson (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Jeremy Wilkerson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jeremy Wilkerson grounds into a force out, SS Honus Wagner to 2B Jackie Robinson. Changming Hess out at second.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Lifen van der Berg is leaving the game. π₯Ί RP2 Ronnie Byrd takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Lou Gehrig lines out to SS Regina System.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π₯Ί Pityme Pleas Pleas Pleas batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Bernard Hansen (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul tip. Bernard Hansen strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Whitney Meunier (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Whitney Meunier hits a fly ball to the shortstop.
π Whitney Meunier flies out to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Jaxon Antoniou (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Jaxon Antoniou strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Ronnie Byrd is leaving the game. π₯Ί RP3 Gabriela Baxter takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to RF Bernard Hansen.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 SO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to RF Bernard Hansen. Ted Williams to second base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 3, 1 GO, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ Supporters wave their banners high!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0. π£ A thunderous cheer echoes across the field!
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to right field.
π Jackie Robinson homers on a line drive to right field! Ted Williams scores! Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 F)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench doubles on a ground ball to LF Bernice Sims.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to third base.
π Lou Gehrig reaches on a throwing error by 3B Whitney Meunier. Johnny Bench to third base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1. π£ A cheer rips through the park!
π Strike, looking. 1-2. Lou Gehrig is caught stealing second base.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π₯Ί Pityme Pleas Pleas Pleas batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Yogi McKinney (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Yogi McKinney hits a popup to first base.
π Yogi McKinney singles on a popup to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Bernice Sims (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Bernice Sims is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Yogi McKinney to second base. π£ Excitement surges through the park!
π Now batting: Susie Gelashvili (0 for 3, 2 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul tip. Susie Gelashvili strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Regina System (0 for 2, 2 SO, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The crowd is pumped up!
π Ball. 2-0. Yogi McKinney is caught stealing third base.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Regina System strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π₯Ί Pityme Pleas Pleas Pleas. Final score: 3-0