π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Pie Hartman vs. πΎ Simulacra I Cy Young
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a line drive to second base.
π Rita Tejada lines out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to center field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing second base.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to second base.
π Brandi Rakoto singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rita Tejada singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson. Brandi Rakoto to third base.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to third base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds into a force out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 2B Jackie Robinson. Rita Tejada out at second.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Honus Wagner steals second base! π£ You can barely hear the announcer!
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2. Honus Wagner is caught stealing third base.
π Willie Mays strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to left field.
π Ted Williams doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. π£ The cheering is relentless!
π Rickey Henderson hits a popup to second base.
π Rickey Henderson pops out to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing second base.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to second base.
π Alexandra Quinn singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to second base.
π Hannah Whitaker singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays. Alexandra Quinn to second base.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the shortstop. π£ Fans roar in support!
π Brandi Rakoto grounds into a double play, SS Honus Wagner to 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig. Hannah Whitaker out at second base. Brandi Rakoto out at first base. Alexandra Quinn to third base.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. π£ The stands explode in noise!
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a ground ball to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner is caught stealing second base.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. π£ The fans scream for their heroes!
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2. Lou Gehrig is caught stealing home.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 2, 1 LO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 F)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a fly ball to center field.
π Noam Shevchenko flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to right field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 HR)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to second base.
π Barbara Bone grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a line drive to center field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ doubles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to third base. π£ The energy in here is palpable!
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig. Orlando HadΕΎiΔ to third base.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Gertrude McCall hits a fly ball to center field.
π Gertrude McCall triples on a fly ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ Everyone is chanting the team's name!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rita Tejada walks.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 F, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The stands are electric!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Rita Tejada is caught stealing second base.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 GO)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 PO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a fly ball to SS Barbara Bone. Ted Williams to second base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 HR, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0. π£ The home supporters can't contain themselves!
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks. Ted Williams to third base. Rickey Henderson to second base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 3, 1 SO, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field.
π Jackie Robinson lines out on a sacrifice fly to CF Rita Tejada. Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 3, 2 FO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2. π£ The bleachers are booming!
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to first base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ reaches on a throwing error by 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to third base.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 2-0