π π Dragon Salty Burger Artists vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Dragon Salty Burger Artists Spiders Deschamps vs. πΎ Simulacra I Walter Johnson
π
1. SS Willow Lambert
2. C Howard TomiΔ
3. 3B Doc Law
4. 2B Jacobdegrom Shuckle
5. DH Sora Popova
6. RF Bob Carver
7. 1B Bernard Rudenko
8. CF Jo Grimes
9. LF King Avila
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Dragon Salty Burger Artists batting.
π Now batting: Willow Lambert (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Willow Lambert hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willow Lambert grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Howard TomiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Howard TomiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Doc Law (1st PA of game)
π Doc Law hits a line drive to center field.
π Doc Law singles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Jacobdegrom Shuckle (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Doc Law steals second base!
π Jacobdegrom Shuckle hits a ground ball to the shortstop. π£ The fans thunder their approval!
π Jacobdegrom Shuckle grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Rickey Henderson is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field. π£ Everyone cheers at once!
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to center field! Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Doc Law to 1B Bernard Rudenko.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Dragon Salty Burger Artists batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Sora Popova (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Sora Popova strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Bob Carver (1st PA of game)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Bob Carver hits a popup to first base.
π Bob Carver pops out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Bernard Rudenko (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Bernard Rudenko strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Spiders Deschamps is leaving the game. π SP2 Robby KoΓ§ II takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Bernard Rudenko.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Willie Mays hits a popup to first base.
π Willie Mays pops out to 1B Bernard Rudenko.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Dragon Salty Burger Artists batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jo Grimes (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Jo Grimes hits a fly ball to left field.
π Jo Grimes flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: King Avila (1st PA of game)
π King Avila hits a ground ball to first base.
π King Avila doubles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Willow Lambert (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willow Lambert hits a ground ball to the shortstop. π£ The stands explode in noise!
π Willow Lambert grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig. King Avila to third base.
π Now batting: Howard TomiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2. π£ Supporters pound on the railings!
π Howard TomiΔ hits a line drive to left field.
π Howard TomiΔ lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Robby KoΓ§ II is leaving the game. π SP3 Nicholas Leroy takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 HBP)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Dragon Salty Burger Artists batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Doc Law (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Doc Law hits a fly ball to right field.
π Doc Law flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Jacobdegrom Shuckle (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Jacobdegrom Shuckle strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Sora Popova (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Sora Popova strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Nicholas Leroy is leaving the game. π SP4 Michael GstΓΆhl takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to second base.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to CF Jo Grimes.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field. π£ Chants rise from the bleachers!
π Johnny Bench doubles on a fly ball to RF Bob Carver. Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Lou Gehrig is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to first base.
π Honus Wagner grounds into a force out, 1B Bernard Rudenko to 3B Doc Law. Johnny Bench out at third. Lou Gehrig to second base. Honus Wagner to first base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2. π£ The noise level skyrockets!
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to CF Jo Grimes. Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
π Ted Williams lines out on a sacrifice fly to CF Jo Grimes. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ A thunderous cheer echoes across the field!
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to RF Bob Carver.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Dragon Salty Burger Artists batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Bob Carver (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Bob Carver hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Bob Carver grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Bernard Rudenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Bernard Rudenko hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Bernard Rudenko grounds out, P Bob Gibson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Jo Grimes (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Jo Grimes strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Michael GstΓΆhl is leaving the game. π SP5 Dracula Jeter takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF King Avila.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Doc Law to 1B Bernard Rudenko.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to CF Jo Grimes.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Dragon Salty Burger Artists batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: King Avila (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π King Avila hits a ground ball to third base.
π King Avila grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Willow Lambert (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Willow Lambert strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Howard TomiΔ (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Howard TomiΔ strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Dracula Jeter is leaving the game. π RP1 Recycled Xifeng takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to RF Bob Carver.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to left field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to LF King Avila.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 F)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner lines out to CF Jo Grimes. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 1B)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to right field.
π Willie Mays flies out to RF Bob Carver.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Dragon Salty Burger Artists batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Doc Law (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Doc Law hits a popup to third base.
π Doc Law pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Jacobdegrom Shuckle (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Jacobdegrom Shuckle strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Sora Popova (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Sora Popova strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Recycled Xifeng is leaving the game. π RP2 Samantha Burch takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 BB, 1 SF)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams reaches on a fielding error by 2B Jacobdegrom Shuckle.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 HBP, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a fly ball to LF King Avila. Ted Williams to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 HR, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to second base.
π Babe Ruth lines out to 2B Jacobdegrom Shuckle.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 SO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Jackie Robinson reaches on a fielder's choice, fielded by RP2 Samantha Burch. Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson to third base. Throwing error by Samantha Burch.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1. π£ The place is rocking!
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. π£ Noise levels spike!
π Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
π The π Dragon Salty Burger Artists manager is making a mound visit.
π RP2 Samantha Burch remains in the game.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 HBP, 1 2B)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to CF Jo Grimes.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Dragon Salty Burger Artists batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Bob Carver (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Bob Carver hits a line drive to left field.
π Bob Carver lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Bernard Rudenko (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Bernard Rudenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jo Grimes (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Jo Grimes strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Samantha Burch is leaving the game. π RP3 Rafael Ras takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 F, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to 3B Doc Law.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SF)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0. π£ It's a roar from the rafters!
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Ted Williams hits a popup to third base.
π Ted Williams pops out to 3B Doc Law.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 HBP, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson pops out to SS Willow Lambert.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Dragon Salty Burger Artists batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: King Avila (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π King Avila hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π King Avila grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Willow Lambert (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Willow Lambert hits a line drive to left field.
π Willow Lambert lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Howard TomiΔ (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Howard TomiΔ hits a line drive to right field.
π Howard TomiΔ lines out to RF Babe Ruth.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Dragon Salty Burger Artists. Final score: 6-0