π β£οΈ Haynesville Hazard Materials Crew vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π β£οΈ Haynesville Hazard Materials Crew Eggo Smit vs. πΎ Simulacra I Randy Johnson
π
1. SS Sam Peters
2. RF Leach Cole
3. DH Mattie Chadwick
4. LF Ava Ayala
5. CF Lucky McDaniel
6. 1B Pluto Song
7. C Matteo Lomidze
8. 2B Dwink II
9. 3B Piter Ilunga
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. β£οΈ Haynesville Hazard Materials Crew batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Sam Peters (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Sam Peters hits a fly ball to left field.
π Sam Peters flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Leach Cole (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Leach Cole strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Mattie Chadwick (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Mattie Chadwick strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Eggo Smit is leaving the game. β£οΈ SP1 Cordelia Ashford takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to 3B Piter Ilunga.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to CF Lucky McDaniel. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The fans scream for their heroes!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to right field.
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a line drive to RF Leach Cole. Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt reaches on a throwing error by 3B Piter Ilunga. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ The hometown faithful are loving this!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench flies out on a sacrifice fly to LF Ava Ayala. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig homers on a fly ball to center field! Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to second base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 2B Dwink II to 1B Pluto Song.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to second base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 2B Dwink II to 1B Pluto Song.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. β£οΈ Haynesville Hazard Materials Crew batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ava Ayala (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ava Ayala strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Lucky McDaniel (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Lucky McDaniel strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Pluto Song (1st PA of game)
π Pluto Song hits a popup to third base.
π Pluto Song pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Cordelia Ashford is leaving the game. β£οΈ SP2 Doris Johnston takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul tip. 1-2.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to right field.
π Ted Williams flies out to RF Leach Cole.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 2B Dwink II to 1B Pluto Song.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth lines out to CF Lucky McDaniel.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. β£οΈ Haynesville Hazard Materials Crew batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Matteo Lomidze (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Matteo Lomidze strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Dwink II (1st PA of game)
π Dwink II hits a fly ball to center field.
π Dwink II flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Piter Ilunga (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Piter Ilunga hits a ground ball to first base.
π Piter Ilunga grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Doris Johnston is leaving the game. β£οΈ SP3 Jago Oneill II takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a popup to first base.
π Jackie Robinson pops out to 1B Pluto Song.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Sam Peters to 1B Pluto Song.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 SF)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to LF Ava Ayala.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. β£οΈ Haynesville Hazard Materials Crew batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Sam Peters (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Sam Peters strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Leach Cole (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Leach Cole strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Mattie Chadwick (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Mattie Chadwick strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Jago Oneill II is leaving the game. β£οΈ SP4 Eggo Smit takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to RF Leach Cole.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to LF Ava Ayala. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to right field. π£ It's a wall of sound!
π Willie Mays flies out to RF Leach Cole.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Lou Gehrig is caught stealing home.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams doubles on a line drive to RF Leach Cole. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. π£ The cheering is relentless!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out to 1B Pluto Song.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. β£οΈ Haynesville Hazard Materials Crew batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ava Ayala (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ava Ayala strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Lucky McDaniel (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Lucky McDaniel strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Pluto Song (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Pluto Song hits a ground ball to first base.
π Pluto Song grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Eggo Smit is leaving the game. β£οΈ SP5 Silver Kato takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to CF Lucky McDaniel.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a popup to first base.
π Mike Schmidt pops out to 1B Pluto Song.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SF, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 2, 1 HR, 1 2B)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, SS Sam Peters to 1B Pluto Song.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. β£οΈ Haynesville Hazard Materials Crew batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Matteo Lomidze (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Matteo Lomidze hits a ground ball to second base.
π Matteo Lomidze grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Dwink II (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Dwink II strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Piter Ilunga (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Piter Ilunga strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Silver Kato is leaving the game. β£οΈ RP1 Julius Vidal takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 3B Piter Ilunga to 1B Pluto Song.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Piter Ilunga to 1B Pluto Song.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to RF Leach Cole.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. β£οΈ Haynesville Hazard Materials Crew batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Sam Peters (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Sam Peters strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Leach Cole (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Leach Cole strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Mattie Chadwick (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Mattie Chadwick strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Julius Vidal is leaving the game. β£οΈ RP2 Christanton Hoxha takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Dwink II to 1B Pluto Song.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 2B, 1 PO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SF, 1 FO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing second base.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. β£οΈ Haynesville Hazard Materials Crew batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ava Ayala (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ava Ayala hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Ava Ayala singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Lucky McDaniel (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Lucky McDaniel strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Pluto Song (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Pluto Song strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Matteo Lomidze (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Matteo Lomidze strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Christanton Hoxha is leaving the game. β£οΈ RP3 Rita Roger takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SF, 1 FO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 3, 1 HR, 1 2B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Pluto Song.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 2 GO, 1 1B)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to right field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to RF Leach Cole.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Willie Mays hits a popup to second base.
π Willie Mays singles on a popup to 2B Dwink II. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (2 for 3, 1 FO, 1 2B, 1 1B)
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to left field. π£ The home supporters can't contain themselves!
π Ted Williams homers on a fly ball to left field! Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 4, 1 1B, 1 LO, 2 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a line drive to center field!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 4, 1 2B, 1 PO, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Jackie Robinson homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 PO, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to RF Leach Cole.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. β£οΈ Haynesville Hazard Materials Crew batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Dwink II (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Dwink II strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Piter Ilunga (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Piter Ilunga hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Piter Ilunga grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Sam Peters (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 SO)
π Sam Peters hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Sam Peters grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated β£οΈ Haynesville Hazard Materials Crew. Final score: 12-0