π π€¬ Fugging Bad Words vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π€¬ Fugging Bad Words Ivy Carrington vs. πΎ Simulacra I Randy Johnson
π
1. C Pamela Zambrano
2. RF Austin Nyirenda
3. 3B Aiden Rudenko
4. 2B Walter McCarty
5. CF Hector Somersbyshire
6. DH Mollie DoΔan
7. SS Murphy Boyd
8. 1B Tyler Vacation
9. LF Throckmorton Livingston
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Pamela Zambrano hits a ground ball to third base.
π Pamela Zambrano grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (1st PA of game)
π Austin Nyirenda hits a fly ball to center field.
π Austin Nyirenda flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Aiden Rudenko strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Ivy Carrington is leaving the game. π€¬ SP1 Levi Pichardo takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base! π£ The fans bellow encouragement!
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF Throckmorton Livingston.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out on a sacrifice fly to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a fly ball to LF Throckmorton Livingston.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a popup to second base.
π Johnny Bench pops out to 2B Walter McCarty.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Walter McCarty (1st PA of game)
π Walter McCarty hits a ground ball to third base.
π Walter McCarty grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Hector Somersbyshire hits a fly ball to center field.
π Hector Somersbyshire doubles on a fly ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Mollie DoΔan (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Mollie DoΔan strikes out swinging.
π The πΎ Simulacra I manager is making a mound visit.
π SP2 Cy Young remains in the game.
π Now batting: Murphy Boyd (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Murphy Boyd strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Levi Pichardo is leaving the game. π€¬ SP2 Sizzle Sparks takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to center field.
π Lou Gehrig lines out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to right field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to RF Austin Nyirenda.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2. π£ The ballpark is in an uproar!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner is caught stealing third base.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0. Willie Mays is caught stealing second base.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Tyler Vacation (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Tyler Vacation hits a ground ball to second base.
π Tyler Vacation singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (1st PA of game)
π Throckmorton Livingston hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Throckmorton Livingston grounds into a double play, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig. Tyler Vacation out at second base. Throckmorton Livingston out at first base.
π Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Pamela Zambrano strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Sizzle Sparks is leaving the game. π€¬ SP3 Midnight McCann takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Murphy Boyd to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF Throckmorton Livingston.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Austin Nyirenda strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Aiden Rudenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Walter McCarty walks.
π Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hector Somersbyshire strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Midnight McCann is leaving the game. π€¬ SP4 Ivy Carrington takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 SF)
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing second base.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Walter McCarty to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mollie DoΔan (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Mollie DoΔan strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Murphy Boyd (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Murphy Boyd strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Tyler Vacation (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Tyler Vacation hits a ground ball to second base.
π Tyler Vacation grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Ivy Carrington is leaving the game. π€¬ SP5 Edna Slater takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to right field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a fly ball to RF Austin Nyirenda.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
π Willie Mays doubles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays is caught stealing third base.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a popup to first base.
π Rickey Henderson pops out to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 2 FO)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to RF Austin Nyirenda. Ted Williams to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 SF, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The home crowd won't stop cheering!
π Strike, looking. 0-2. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a fly ball to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Ted Williams scores! Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt homers on a fly ball to left field! Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 PO, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (0 for 1, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Throckmorton Livingston strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Pamela Zambrano hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Pamela Zambrano grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Austin Nyirenda hits a ground ball to second base.
π Austin Nyirenda grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Edna Slater is leaving the game. π€¬ RP1 Egg Brandt takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, P Egg Brandt to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 2 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 3B Aiden Rudenko to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Aiden Rudenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Walter McCarty strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hector Somersbyshire strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Egg Brandt is leaving the game. π€¬ RP2 Luke Shoebill takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to third base.
π Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to LF Throckmorton Livingston.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Ted Williams to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 2 FO, 1 1B)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to first base.
π Babe Ruth lines out to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 2, 1 SF, 2 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The stadium is buzzing!
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to first base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out to 1B Tyler Vacation. Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing home.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mollie DoΔan (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Mollie DoΔan strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Murphy Boyd (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Murphy Boyd hits a ground ball to third base.
π Murphy Boyd singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Tyler Vacation (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Murphy Boyd steals second base!
π Ball. 1-2.
π Tyler Vacation strikes out looking.
π The πΎ Simulacra I manager is making a mound visit.
π RP3 Tom Seaver remains in the game.
π Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (0 for 2, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Throckmorton Livingston strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Luke Shoebill is leaving the game. π€¬ RP3 Ella Barnard takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 HR)
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to center field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Mike Schmidt steals second base! π£ The hometown section is deafening!
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Murphy Boyd to 1B Tyler Vacation. Mike Schmidt to third base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 3, 1 LO, 2 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to center field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 2 2B, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ The stands are rumbling!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.
π Honus Wagner flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ The crowd goes absolutely bonkers!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 SO)
π Pamela Zambrano hits a ground ball to third base.
π Pamela Zambrano grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Austin Nyirenda hits a line drive to second base.
π Austin Nyirenda lines out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Aiden Rudenko hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Aiden Rudenko singles on a ground ball to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Walter McCarty hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Walter McCarty grounds into a force out, SS Honus Wagner to 2B Jackie Robinson. Aiden Rudenko out at second.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π€¬ Fugging Bad Words. Final score: 8-0