π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Dacie Petrenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Randy Johnson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to left field.
π Rita Tejada doubles on a fly ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ The stands shake with noise!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to second base.
π Flapdoodle Marquez grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig. Rita Tejada to third base.
π The πΎ Simulacra I manager is making a mound visit.
π SP1 Walter Johnson remains in the game.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2. π£ The bleachers are booming!
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base! π£ The home supporters can't contain themselves!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing home.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt reaches on a throwing error by 3B Alexandra Quinn. Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a popup to second base.
π Johnny Bench pops out to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ pops out to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Honus Wagner walks.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Honus Wagner is caught stealing second base.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rita Tejada singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to right field.
π Ted Williams flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson pops out to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Babe Ruth steals second base! π£ The crowd rallies behind the team!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt lines out to SS Barbara Bone.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone hits a line drive to center field.
π Barbara Bone singles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, P Dacie Petrenko to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to first base.
π Lou Gehrig lines out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner is caught stealing second base.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to third base.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Willie Mays hits a popup to second base.
π Willie Mays doubles on a popup to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals third base! π£ The faithful are shouting at the top of their lungs!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to third base.
π Babe Ruth grounds into a force out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to SS Barbara Bone. Rickey Henderson out at second.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 BB)
π Jackie Robinson is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Babe Ruth to second base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The cheers echo off the walls!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Babe Ruth to third base. Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 GO)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench hits a grand slam on a fly ball to left field! Babe Ruth scores! Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (2 for 2, 1 2B, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to left field.
π Noam Shevchenko lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to second base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Willie Mays is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Honus Wagner to third base. Willie Mays to second base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 PO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The park vibrates with noise!
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out on a sacrifice fly to RF Brandi Rakoto. Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 F)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth lines out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 BB, 1 HBP)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 1B)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to P Justin Bradley.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 GO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds into a double play, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Mike Schmidt out at second base. Johnny Bench out at first base.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 1 BB, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to second base.
π Honus Wagner lines out to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 HBP)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (2 for 3, 1 2B, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 3, 1 GO, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to second base.
π Flapdoodle Marquez grounds into a double play, 2B Jackie Robinson to SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig. Noam Shevchenko out at second base. Flapdoodle Marquez out at first base.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 6-0