π βοΈ Truth or Consequences Liars vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π βοΈ Truth or Consequences Liars Flora Waterfall vs. πΎ Simulacra I Randy Johnson
π
1. LF Larissa Burrows
2. 2B Mateo Pinheiro
3. C F. Modise
4. CF Debbie Lincolnshire
5. 1B Zaphod Chimera
6. RF Sizzle Kowalski
7. 3B Oliver Koç
8. SS Huan Stevenson
9. DH Brick Pace
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. βοΈ Truth or Consequences Liars batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Larissa Burrows (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Larissa Burrows strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Mateo Pinheiro (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Mateo Pinheiro strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: F. Modise (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π F. Modise strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Flora Waterfall is leaving the game. βοΈ SP1 Darius Sugiyama takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 2B Mateo Pinheiro to 1B Zaphod Chimera.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Mateo Pinheiro to 1B Zaphod Chimera.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds into a force out, SS Huan Stevenson to 2B Mateo Pinheiro. Jackie Robinson out at second.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. βοΈ Truth or Consequences Liars batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Debbie Lincolnshire (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Debbie Lincolnshire strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Zaphod Chimera (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Zaphod Chimera strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Sizzle Kowalski (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Sizzle Kowalski strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Darius Sugiyama is leaving the game. βοΈ SP2 Zazzles Nunez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Sizzle Kowalski.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Lou Gehrig steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2. π£ The stadium shakes with excitement!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to LF Larissa Burrows. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 0-2. π£ The fans are fired up!
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to RF Sizzle Kowalski. Lou Gehrig scores! Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to CF Debbie Lincolnshire. Ted Williams to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ The noise level skyrockets!
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to CF Debbie Lincolnshire.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. βοΈ Truth or Consequences Liars batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Oliver KoΓ§ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Oliver KoΓ§ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Huan Stevenson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Huan Stevenson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Huan Stevenson grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Brick Pace (1st PA of game)
π Brick Pace hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Brick Pace grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Zazzles Nunez is leaving the game. βοΈ SP3 Daniil YalΓ§Δ±n takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a line drive to LF Larissa Burrows.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 F)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt lines out to SS Huan Stevenson.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ A mighty cheer erupts!
π Ball. 3-0. Jackie Robinson steals third base!
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to first base.
π Johnny Bench doubles on a ground ball to RF Sizzle Kowalski. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. π£ The faithful are shouting at the top of their lungs!
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to third base.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a ground ball to LF Larissa Burrows. Johnny Bench scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to right field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to RF Sizzle Kowalski. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base! π£ The cheers drown out everything else!
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Willie Mays is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to left field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to LF Larissa Burrows. Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner to third base. Willie Mays to second base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 2B)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop. π£ It's pandemonium in the stands!
π Rickey Henderson grounds into a double play, SS Huan Stevenson to C F. Modise to 1B Zaphod Chimera. Honus Wagner out at home. Rickey Henderson out at first base.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. βοΈ Truth or Consequences Liars batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Larissa Burrows (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Larissa Burrows hits a ground ball to third base.
π Larissa Burrows singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Mateo Pinheiro (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Mateo Pinheiro strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: F. Modise (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π F. Modise hits a popup to second base.
π F. Modise pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π Now batting: Debbie Lincolnshire (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Debbie Lincolnshire strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Daniil YalΓ§Δ±n is leaving the game. βοΈ SP4 Flora Waterfall takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out to 1B Zaphod Chimera.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 2B)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to CF Debbie Lincolnshire.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 F, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt homers on a fly ball to right field! Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to LF Larissa Burrows.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Lou Gehrig steals second base! π£ Fans slap the walls in rhythm!
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner reaches on a throwing error by SS Huan Stevenson. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 HBP)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
π Willie Mays flies out to CF Debbie Lincolnshire.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. βοΈ Truth or Consequences Liars batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Zaphod Chimera (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Zaphod Chimera strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Sizzle Kowalski (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Sizzle Kowalski strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Oliver KoΓ§ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Oliver KoΓ§ strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Flora Waterfall is leaving the game. βοΈ SP5 Sam McPherson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 2 GO, 1 2B, 1 GIDP)
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to CF Debbie Lincolnshire.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF Larissa Burrows.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. βοΈ Truth or Consequences Liars batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Huan Stevenson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Huan Stevenson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Huan Stevenson grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Brick Pace (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brick Pace strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Larissa Burrows (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Larissa Burrows strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Sam McPherson is leaving the game. βοΈ RP1 Nataniela Lajoie takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 2, 1 BB, 1 2B, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 F, 1 LO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt homers on a fly ball to left field! Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to right field.
π Johnny Bench doubles on a line drive to RF Sizzle Kowalski.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 2B, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ Excitement pours from the crowd!
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to LF Larissa Burrows.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging. π£ Energy pulses from the stands!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 HBP, 1 FO)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to right field.
π Willie Mays flies out to RF Sizzle Kowalski.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. βοΈ Truth or Consequences Liars batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mateo Pinheiro (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Mateo Pinheiro strikes out looking.
π Now batting: F. Modise (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π F. Modise strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Debbie Lincolnshire (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Debbie Lincolnshire strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Nataniela Lajoie is leaving the game. βοΈ RP2 Christopher van der Kooy takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 4, 2 GO, 1 2B, 1 GIDP, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to LF Larissa Burrows.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 4, 2 GO, 2 FO)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to RF Sizzle Kowalski. Rickey Henderson to second base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 2, 2 BB, 1 2B, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Rickey Henderson steals third base! π£ Fans pump their fists in the air!
π Ball. 3-1. Babe Ruth is caught stealing second base.
π Foul tip. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 4, 1 F, 1 LO, 2 HR)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to CF Debbie Lincolnshire.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. βοΈ Truth or Consequences Liars batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Zaphod Chimera (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Zaphod Chimera strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Sizzle Kowalski (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Sizzle Kowalski strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Oliver KoΓ§ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Oliver KoΓ§ strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Christopher van der Kooy is leaving the game. βοΈ RP3 Geraldine SchΓ€dler takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 4, 1 SO, 2 2B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 2B, 1 BB, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 4, 2 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Debbie Lincolnshire. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 HBP, 2 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Honus Wagner is caught stealing second base.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to second base. π£ Everyone is cheering at once!
π Willie Mays grounds out, 2B Mateo Pinheiro to 1B Zaphod Chimera.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. βοΈ Truth or Consequences Liars batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Huan Stevenson (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Huan Stevenson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Huan Stevenson grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Brick Pace (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brick Pace strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Larissa Burrows (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Larissa Burrows strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated βοΈ Truth or Consequences Liars. Final score: 9-0