🔗 🔽 Grafing Absolute Value Function vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield
🔗 🔽 Grafing Absolute Value Function December Carrillo vs. 💾 Simulacra I Greg Maddux
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1. 2B Hannah Ragequit
2. 1B Milkman Lopez
3. SS Layla Johnsson
4. LF Rickey van Dam
5. 3B McBaseball Calderon
6. C Jonathan Sierra
7. RF Khatra Ribeiro
8. DH Charlie Ashcroft
9. CF Jorge Achomadu
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1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
🔗 "PLAY BALL."
🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🔽 Grafing Absolute Value Function batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Hannah Ragequit (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Hannah Ragequit hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Hannah Ragequit homers on a line drive to left field!
🔗 Now batting: Milkman Lopez (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Milkman Lopez hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Milkman Lopez grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Layla Johnsson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Layla Johnsson strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey van Dam (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Rickey van Dam strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 December Carrillo is leaving the game. 🔽 SP1 Princess Robertson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to P Princess Robertson.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to right field! Rickey Henderson scores!
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B McBaseball Calderon to 1B Milkman Lopez.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Mike Schmidt grounds out, 2B Hannah Ragequit to 1B Milkman Lopez.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B McBaseball Calderon to 1B Milkman Lopez.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🔽 Grafing Absolute Value Function batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: McBaseball Calderon (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 McBaseball Calderon strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Jonathan Sierra (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Jonathan Sierra strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Khatra Ribeiro (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul tip. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Khatra Ribeiro strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Princess Robertson is leaving the game. 🔽 SP2 Angel Çelik takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a popup to the shortstop.
🔗 Lou Gehrig pops out to SS Layla Johnsson.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to LF Rickey van Dam.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Willie Mays doubles on a line drive to LF Rickey van Dam. Honus Wagner scores!
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. 📣 Excitement pours from the crowd!
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Ted Williams flies out to LF Rickey van Dam.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2. 📣 Hands clap and whistles pierce the air!
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 HR)
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Babe Ruth doubles on a fly ball to LF Rickey van Dam. Willie Mays scores! Rickey Henderson to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to RF Khatra Ribeiro. Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
🔗 Ball. 2-0. 📣 The stadium shakes with excitement!
🔗 Ball. 3-0. Babe Ruth steals home!
🔗 Strike, looking. 3-1.
🔗 Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Johnny Bench singles on a ground ball to CF Jorge Achomadu. Jackie Robinson to third base. Mike Schmidt to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 PO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. 📣 The faithful rise as one!
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a popup to the catcher.
🔗 Lou Gehrig pops out to C Jonathan Sierra.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🔽 Grafing Absolute Value Function batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Charlie Ashcroft (1st PA of game)
🔗 Charlie Ashcroft hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Charlie Ashcroft grounds out, P Greg Maddux to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Jorge Achomadu (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Jorge Achomadu hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Jorge Achomadu grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Hannah Ragequit (1 for 1, 1 HR)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Hannah Ragequit hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Hannah Ragequit singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
🔗 Now batting: Milkman Lopez (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. Hannah Ragequit is caught stealing second base.
🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Angel Çelik is leaving the game. 🔽 SP3 December Carrillo takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 2B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Honus Wagner strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 2B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-2.
🔗 Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Willie Mays singles on a line drive to CF Jorge Achomadu.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2. Willie Mays steals second base! 📣 The cheers echo off the walls!
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to CF Jorge Achomadu. Willie Mays to third base. Ted Williams to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 2, 1 HR, 1 2B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0. 📣 The stadium is buzzing!
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Babe Ruth flies out on a sacrifice fly to LF Rickey van Dam. Willie Mays scores!
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2. 📣 Everyone is cheering at once!
🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🔽 Grafing Absolute Value Function batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Milkman Lopez (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Milkman Lopez strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Layla Johnsson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Layla Johnsson strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey van Dam (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Rickey van Dam hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Rickey van Dam grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 December Carrillo is leaving the game. 🔽 SP4 Jeff Larybird takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 BB)
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Mike Schmidt homers on a fly ball to right field!
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Layla Johnsson to 1B Milkman Lopez.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 2 PO)
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Lou Gehrig flies out to CF Jorge Achomadu.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Ball 4. Honus Wagner walks.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (2 for 2, 1 2B, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Willie Mays flies out to CF Jorge Achomadu.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🔽 Grafing Absolute Value Function batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: McBaseball Calderon (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 McBaseball Calderon strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Jonathan Sierra (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Jonathan Sierra strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Khatra Ribeiro (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Khatra Ribeiro strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Jeff Larybird is leaving the game. 🔽 SP5 Maëlys Mendez takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 FO, 1 BB)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Ragequit to 1B Milkman Lopez.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 2, 2 1B, 1 BB)
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to LF Rickey van Dam.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 2, 1 HR, 1 2B, 1 SF)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base! 📣 Noise rains down from the seats!
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field. 📣 The stadium swells with cheers!
🔗 Babe Ruth singles on a fly ball to LF Rickey van Dam. Rickey Henderson to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 SO)
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Jackie Robinson grounds into a double play, SS Layla Johnsson to 2B Hannah Ragequit to 1B Milkman Lopez. Babe Ruth out at second base. Jackie Robinson out at first base.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🔽 Grafing Absolute Value Function batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Charlie Ashcroft (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Charlie Ashcroft strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Jorge Achomadu (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Jorge Achomadu strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Hannah Ragequit (2 for 2, 1 HR, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Hannah Ragequit strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Maëlys Mendez is leaving the game. 🔽 RP1 Martha Prendergast takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 HR)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Mike Schmidt flies out to LF Rickey van Dam.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 2 GO, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 3, 2 PO, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to RF Khatra Ribeiro. Johnny Bench to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 SO, 1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Honus Wagner grounds out, SS Layla Johnsson to 1B Milkman Lopez. Johnny Bench scores! Lou Gehrig to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (2 for 3, 1 2B, 1 1B, 1 FO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1. 📣 Supporters pound on the railings!
🔗 Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Willie Mays lines out to CF Jorge Achomadu.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🔽 Grafing Absolute Value Function batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Milkman Lopez (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Milkman Lopez strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Layla Johnsson (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Layla Johnsson hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Layla Johnsson flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey van Dam (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Rickey van Dam hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Rickey van Dam grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Martha Prendergast is leaving the game. 🔽 RP2 Sally Gwynn takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 BB, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (3 for 3, 3 1B, 1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-1.
🔗 Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (3 for 3, 1 HR, 1 2B, 1 SF, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a popup to the shortstop. 📣 The noise just keeps building!
🔗 Babe Ruth pops out to SS Layla Johnsson.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 4, 2 GO, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 GIDP)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🔽 Grafing Absolute Value Function batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: McBaseball Calderon (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 McBaseball Calderon strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Jonathan Sierra (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Jonathan Sierra strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Khatra Ribeiro (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Khatra Ribeiro strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Sally Gwynn is leaving the game. 🔽 RP3 Penelope Kikuchi takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 HR, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 2 GO, 1 1B, 1 BB)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2. 📣 The entire ballpark is rocking!
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a line drive to third base.
🔗 Johnny Bench lines out to 3B McBaseball Calderon.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 4, 2 PO, 1 FO, 1 2B)
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Lou Gehrig doubles on a fly ball to CF Jorge Achomadu. Mike Schmidt scores!
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. 📣 You can feel the hype building!
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Honus Wagner homers on a fly ball to left field! Lou Gehrig scores!
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (2 for 4, 1 2B, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 LO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Willie Mays hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Willie Mays lines out to RF Khatra Ribeiro.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 BB, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Ragequit to 1B Milkman Lopez.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🔽 Grafing Absolute Value Function batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Charlie Ashcroft (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Charlie Ashcroft hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Charlie Ashcroft grounds out, P Mariano Rivera to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Jorge Achomadu (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Jorge Achomadu strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Hannah Ragequit (2 for 3, 1 HR, 1 1B, 1 SO)
🔗 Hannah Ragequit hits a popup to second base.
🔗 Hannah Ragequit pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
🔗 End of the top of the 9th.
🔗 "GAME OVER."
🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 🔽 Grafing Absolute Value Function. Final score: 12-1