π π€¬ Fugging Bad Words vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π€¬ Fugging Bad Words Midnight McCann vs. πΎ Simulacra I Greg Maddux
π
1. C Pamela Zambrano
2. RF Austin Nyirenda
3. 3B Aiden Rudenko
4. 2B Walter McCarty
5. CF Hector Somersbyshire
6. DH Mollie DoΔan
7. SS Murphy Boyd
8. 1B Tyler Vacation
9. LF Throckmorton Livingston
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Pamela Zambrano hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Pamela Zambrano lines out to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Austin Nyirenda strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (1st PA of game)
π Aiden Rudenko hits a line drive to left field.
π Aiden Rudenko singles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Walter McCarty (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Walter McCarty strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Midnight McCann is leaving the game. π€¬ SP1 Levi Pichardo takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Rickey Henderson hits a popup to second base.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a popup to 2B Walter McCarty.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to RF Austin Nyirenda. Rickey Henderson to second base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Aiden Rudenko to 1B Tyler Vacation. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0. π£ The noise is overwhelming!
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt lines out to LF Throckmorton Livingston.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Hector Somersbyshire strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Mollie DoΔan (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Mollie DoΔan strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Murphy Boyd (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Murphy Boyd strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Levi Pichardo is leaving the game. π€¬ SP2 Sizzle Sparks takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to first base.
π Johnny Bench singles on a ground ball to RF Austin Nyirenda.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Johnny Bench to second base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to right field. π£ Everyone is chanting the team's name!
π Willie Mays lines out to RF Austin Nyirenda.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2. π£ You can barely hear the announcer!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks. Johnny Bench to third base. Honus Wagner to second base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Tyler Vacation (1st PA of game)
π Tyler Vacation hits a ground ball to first base.
π Tyler Vacation singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1. Tyler Vacation steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Throckmorton Livingston strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ They cheer like there's no tomorrow!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Pamela Zambrano strikes out looking.
π The πΎ Simulacra I manager is making a mound visit.
π SP3 Greg Maddux remains in the game.
π Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ It's pandemonium in the stands!
π Austin Nyirenda hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Austin Nyirenda singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays. Tyler Vacation to third base.
π Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Aiden Rudenko hits a fly ball to center field. π£ It's pandemonium in the stands!
π Aiden Rudenko flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Sizzle Sparks is leaving the game. π€¬ SP3 Midnight McCann takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to LF Throckmorton Livingston.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Mike Schmidt to second base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. π£ The crowd rallies behind the team!
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a fly ball to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Mike Schmidt scores! Johnny Bench to third base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0. π£ Fans whoop and holler!
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Honus Wagner walks.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to SS Murphy Boyd. Johnny Bench scores! Lou Gehrig to third base. Honus Wagner to second base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The energy in the park surges!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams lines out to RF Austin Nyirenda.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Walter McCarty hits a ground ball to first base.
π Walter McCarty doubles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hector Somersbyshire strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Mollie DoΔan (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The home faithful go berserk!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Mollie DoΔan walks.
π The πΎ Simulacra I manager is making a mound visit.
π SP4 Randy Johnson remains in the game.
π Now batting: Murphy Boyd (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Murphy Boyd hits a line drive to left field. π£ The fans are fired up!
π Murphy Boyd lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Tyler Vacation (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Tyler Vacation strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Midnight McCann is leaving the game. π€¬ SP4 Ivy Carrington takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base! π£ Fans shout encouragement!
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to third base.
π Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to 3B Aiden Rudenko. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to 3B Aiden Rudenko. Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 LO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing second base.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop. π£ The crowd rallies behind the team!
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Murphy Boyd to 1B Tyler Vacation. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 HBP)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Throckmorton Livingston strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Pamela Zambrano strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Austin Nyirenda hits a line drive to left field.
π Austin Nyirenda lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Ivy Carrington is leaving the game. π€¬ SP5 Edna Slater takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to LF Throckmorton Livingston.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 LO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field. π£ The stadium swells with cheers!
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 LO)
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field.
π Ted Williams flies out on a sacrifice fly to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays to second base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2. π£ The crowd erupts into cheers!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Willie Mays steals third base!
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF Throckmorton Livingston.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Aiden Rudenko hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Aiden Rudenko grounds out, P Satchel Paige to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Walter McCarty (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Walter McCarty strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Hector Somersbyshire strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Edna Slater is leaving the game. π€¬ RP1 Egg Brandt takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 LO, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 3B Aiden Rudenko to 1B Tyler Vacation. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 HBP, 1 SO)
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to left field. π£ The stadium swells with cheers!
π Johnny Bench lines out on a sacrifice fly to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mollie DoΔan (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Mollie DoΔan strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Murphy Boyd (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Murphy Boyd strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Tyler Vacation (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Tyler Vacation strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Egg Brandt is leaving the game. π€¬ RP2 Luke Shoebill takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 2 1B, 1 BB)
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to left field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a fly ball to LF Throckmorton Livingston.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (2 for 3, 1 LO, 2 1B)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to right field.
π Willie Mays flies out to RF Austin Nyirenda.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 LO, 1 SF)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field.
π Ted Williams flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO, 2 BB)
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to RF Austin Nyirenda.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Throckmorton Livingston strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 3, 1 LO, 2 SO)
π Pamela Zambrano hits a popup to third base.
π Pamela Zambrano pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 LO)
π Austin Nyirenda hits a line drive to right field.
π Austin Nyirenda lines out to RF Babe Ruth.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Luke Shoebill is leaving the game. π€¬ RP3 Ella Barnard takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 4, 2 FO, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 4, 1 GO, 1 FO, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jackie Robinson is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 1B, 2 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to center field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 HBP, 1 SO, 1 SF)
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to third base.
π Johnny Bench lines out to 3B Aiden Rudenko.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 4, 2 SO, 1 2B, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul tip. 0-2. π£ A huge cheer erupts!
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul tip. Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (3 for 3, 3 1B, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop. π£ Home fans stomp their feet in unison!
π Honus Wagner grounds out, SS Murphy Boyd to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Aiden Rudenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Walter McCarty (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Walter McCarty hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Walter McCarty pops out to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Hector Somersbyshire strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π€¬ Fugging Bad Words. Final score: 7-0